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[Orian Tabris]

Boy, you're really scrapping the bottom of the barrel for topic ideas now, aren't you?

[Genshie]

You know it is topics like this that got the ME3 romance threads perma locked. Please don't do this even in jest. 

[fiveforchaos]

Tali's sweat

I was gonna say, isn't this the question that got the Tali thread shut down? 

[Celtic Latino]

Cullen- Old Spice mixed with sweat and a dab of musky cologne

Cassandra- Blood, sweat and the occasional tear

Varric- Expensive dwarven cologne and leather

Cole- Febreze

Solas- Grass, wood and pine

Vivienne- Extremely expensive royal perfume that smells good to Orlesian nobles but could probably wipe out the entire Deep Roads in one strong whiff

Leliana- Can't imagine any scent since she wouldn't want to draw attention to herself

Sera- Like an elf who hasn't seen a bath in at least a good six months. Probably uses leather and cheese to off the smell a bit

Josephine- Fragrant Antivan vanilla and lavender, mild but appealing

Blackwall- His beard functions as a scent drain, so no matter what he uses it goes away. Probably smells of unwashed, matted hair. Lots of it.

Iron Bull- Ale. Definitely ale.

Dorian- Tevinter cologne that probably smells super good. Like David Beckham Instinct. He can always summon another scent by twirling his mustache

[Genshie]

I was gonna say, isn't this the question that got the Tali thread shut down? 

No it was just the final straw that broke the camel's back among others.  Thankfully I believe that the mods will get the dark humor of this thread. But still let us not get too crazy here.

[JobacNoor]

Not creepy and kinda rape-y at all.

[MetalGear312]

Cassandra: Leather musk, lightly covered by herbs and spices (cloves with a touch of cinnamon)
Varric: Mousse or hair putty, with just a touch of cedar oil.
Vivienne: Practically drowning in perfume, probably something strong like lavender for a real sting.
Iron Bull: Meade, sweat, and shame but the good kind.
Sera: Dried roses, and materials used to fix clothing and weapons. (Boot polish, mink oil, etc.)
Dorian: Figs, and the barely detectable scent of mineral oil.
Blackwall: Pine wood, metal shavings, and tanned leather. (All fresh)
Cole: Rotting flesh that is barely covered by mint.
Solas: Mossy cobblestone, ferns, and dead wood.
Leliana: Incence, such as rosewood, and patchouli.
Cullen: Copper, lead, and unwashed pelt.
Josephine: Vanilla, cinnamon, buttercream, and fresh parchment.

[VelvetStraitjacket]

I bet Iron Bull smells like lost innocence.

[CronoDragoon]

Cassandra: Leather musk, lightly covered by herbs and spices (cloves with a touch of cinnamon)
Varric: Mousse or hair putty, with just a touch of cedar oil.
Vivienne: Practically drowning in perfume, probably something strong like lavender for a real sting.
Iron Bull: Meade, sweat, and shame but the good kind.
Sera: Dried roses, and materials used to fix clothing and weapons. (Boot polish, mink oil, etc.)
Dorian: Figs, and the barely detectable scent of mineral oil.
Blackwall: Pine wood, metal shavings, and tanned leather. (All fresh)
Cole: Rotting flesh that is barely covered by mint.
Solas: Mossy cobblestone, ferns, and dead wood.
Leliana: Incence, such as rosewood, and patchouli.
Cullen: Copper, lead, and unwashed pelt.
Josephine: Vanilla, cinnamon, buttercream, and fresh parchment.

 

That's....actually really well-written description. Bravo!

 

 

They would all smell horrible in some regard. They run around in heavy clothing, leather or steel armor and seem to rarely take a bath. It will be like you are a with a group of medieval knights.

 

Baths are required in my Inquisition or you get thrown out the airlock. I may be mixing genres here.

[jellobell]

Cullen- Old Spice

 

Spoiler

 

Original Artist

 

Hello ladies~

[DiscoGhost]

dorian will smell fully gay. according to gaider. 

[Aurawolf]

Baths are required in my Inquisition or you get thrown out the airlock. I may be mixing genres here.

Since your on a planet with breathable air wouldn't that mean your just throwing them out the door?

[Beerfish]

They all smell like a mix of BioWare writer blood and sweat mixed with fans tears, with just a touch of chanel #5 as well.

[Beerfish]

Boy, you're really scrapping the bottom of the barrel for topic ideas now, aren't you?

We have broken through the barrel and are on our way to china, and there are still 2 months more of this.

[CronoDragoon]

Since your on a planet with breathable air wouldn't that mean your just throwing them out the door?

 

Skyhold is the Normandy. Thedas is the jungle planet at the end of ME3. Spoiler.

[HellaciousHutch]

They would all smell horrible in some regard. They run around in heavy clothing, leather or steel armor and seem to rarely take a bath. It will be like you are a with a group of medieval knights.

 

That can be quite appealing on the gender you're attracted to. Makes the sex more raunchy.  

[Aurawolf]

That can be quite appealing on the gender you're attracted to. Makes the sex more raunchy.  

I am, um, not sure how to answer this. I guess you can spritz them with something for those of us with more sensitive noses.

[Medhia_Nox]

Come on Bioware - you've introduced voice overs... now introduce olfactory gaming.

[StarPepper_Az]

And here I thought the Petquisition! The Game! was the worst thread title ever.This is just plain creepy.

[The Hierophant]

good times.

[PANTHEON]

I can't handle more threads like this so the game better come out really damn fast

[theflyingzamboni]

I was gonna say, isn't this the question that got the Tali thread shut down?

 

No it was just the final straw that broke the camel's back among others.  Thankfully I believe that the mods will get the dark humor of this thread. But still let us not get too crazy here.

I feel like I remember the whole Tali's sweat thread being out awhile before the topics were locked. I think they were closed mainly because the various shipper factions were firing a constant stream of inter-topic missiles at each other. The constant explosions of pure hate made them impossible to visit. I know. I spied from above the fray sometimes when I was bored. Some things cannot be understood. They can only be destroyed.

[Enigmatick]

I don't know how they smell like but I assure you that every scientific resource I have will go into finding out.

 

It's 2 am here, I'll be back later in the day with some charts detailing what I believe to be the scents of our companions and advisers will be at various stages of the game depending on the region they're adventuring in.

[Allan Schumacher]

Just going to close this one.