Varric? ![]()



I find this both weird and amusing
This is the first time I've seen these pics.
dat cleavage...
Varric is a lady killer, so why hide his manliness.
don't forget the Iron Bull. His counts for double counting his chest and his back.
I am seriously going to be so damned upset if he's not a bisexual romance. But it just seems so unlikely. I'm trying so hard to keep my expectations low, but I'm just loving everything about his design.
Yeah I like the design as well, and as a straight male, I can't deny the sex appeal of the chest hair. ![]()
Just really wished there were similar designs for some of the females in the game.
Yeah I like he design as well, and as a straight male, I can't deny the sex appeal of the chest hair.
Great minds think alike.
Just really wished there were similar designs for some of the females in the game.
Great minds think alike.
You want women with exposed chest hair? Hey whatever floats your boat.![]()
No... I mean... nvm. Guess I set myself up for one lol.
don't forget the Iron Bull. His counts for double counting his chest and his back.
Oh yeah forgot about him.
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Cleavage is a wonderful thing, in all it's forms!
Varric needs no chest piece! The swords and arrows of his foes maneuver and redirect before they dare harm his manly bosom.
Is it hot in here, or is it just him?
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While I really liked Varric as a companion, I wasn't among the many who wanted to romance him in DA2 and for DAI I wasn't sure I wanted him as a romance option either. And now I saw those pictures and hello there, I totally want him as an option. Pretty sudden change of mind ![]()
Time to complete main plot: 50 hours
Time to do side quests, explore areas throughly, etc.: 100 hours
Time spent staring at Varric's chest: 200 hours
On later play throughs, I may be forced to dress him in something less revealing so I can actually finish the game in a more efficient fashion.
I don't like this double standard, cleavage on a woman is sexualization, but on a man, it's apparently okay ![]()
He'll have to cover it up if he wants to do anything besides warming the bench, I'm not saving the world with strippers.
Cleavage is a wonderful thing, in all it's forms!
Especially the geological one.
I believe Varric gets really warm if he buttons up all the way.
And it appears some people around the BSN get warm if he doesn't.
I don't like this double standard, cleavage on a woman is sexualization, but on a man, it's apparently okay
He'll have to cover it up if he wants to do anything besides warming the bench, I'm not saving the world with strippers.
I hope you're being sarcastic.
I am seriously going to be so damned upset if he's not a bisexual romance. But it just seems so unlikely. I'm trying so hard to keep my expectations low, but I'm just loving everything about his design.
It just seems so cruel to make him even hotter than before (thanks, Frostbite 3!) and then not give us all a shot at hitting that. It's like the Inquisition is a dessert buffet and the chocolate cheesecake has a 'property of Bianca' flag on it, only she left an hour ago and shows no sign of returning for it.
He'll have to cover it up if he wants to do anything besides warming the bench, I'm not saving the world with strippers.
I think my first Inquisitor is going to strive to found the Stripquisition, with Varric, Iron Bull and ... well, everyone else seems to be wearing too many clothes. I guess I will bring Vivienne or Dorian depending on who seems likely to enjoy the show more. (Where's Isabela when you need her?)
I hope you're being sarcastic.
We all know that it's a crime to cover up anything that fine.
I believe Varric gets really warm if he buttons up all the way.
LO. He must really be warm. This is the only explanation why he has shirt open in a snowy area. (Not that I would mind
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Iron Bull as well. Why don't I hear anything about the oversexualization of men?
Just really wished there were similar designs for some of the females in the game.
*twirls mustache seductively* Monsieur, you ehh - like deh hairy ladies, oui? ![]()
It's about time the ladies got a treat, no? Us lot (as in guys) are always given women with cleavage. About time the ladies got a little something... ![]()
I'll take Varric's chest hair over cleavage any day. But I'm bisexual and partial to Varric in the first so... ![]()