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[Quarian Master Race]

I've been waiting for my 1v1 challenge.

 

 

1v1 me IRL

 

[TheShadyEngineer]

@quarian - yeah, your race is so master, that you had to hide from your own slaves as a space hobos. How glorious.

Never thought I'd see the day where I agree with a comment of yours. Hell, not only that but it actually made me lol a little. Well earned like.

[me0120]

 

 

Fine with me.

[Pearl (rip bioware)]

This thread is heating up. Please stop, guys; look what you made Garrus do.

Spoiler

[TheTechnoTurian]

This thread is heating up. Please stop, guys; look what you made Garrus do.

Spoiler

 

Ok, now I like where this is going.

[Deerber]

Turians has to resort to genophage, a salarian technology to 'defeat' krogans. They couldn't do it by themselves.

So, salarians > krogans and turians.

As far as I recall, turians kicked krogans' asses hard and pushed them back to tuchanka well before the genophage was used. It was deployed merely as a way to keep krogans population in check and to avoid another war like that.

That said, Techno, you'll never have to 1v1 beerfish. If anyone insults turians, you have my help, it's gonna be a 1v2 at least

Also, damn, QMS vs TSol debate is sooooo 2013 XD

[TheNightSlasher]

As far as I recall, turians kicked krogans' asses hard and pushed them back to tuchanka well before the genophage was used. It was deployed merely as a way to keep krogans population in check and to avoid another war like that.

Well, you are correct. While turians were superior during the war, krogans' high birth rate kept them going. Genophage was the final blow to the krogans and that's why I put defeat within quotes. I am far too lazy to read up the codex now, but that is my understanding.

 

Turians had to turn to the supreme race (Salarians, in this case) to completely put a stop to the Krogan rebellions.

[Deerber]

Well, you are correct. While turians were superior during the war, krogans' high birth rate kept them going. Genophage was the final blow to the krogans and that's why I put defeat within quotes. I am far too lazy to read up the codex now, but that is my understanding.

 

Turians had to turn to the supreme race (Salarians, in this case) to completely put a stop to the Krogan rebellions.

 

Hehe, same. But hey, I like salarians too! Just, not in MP. I like pretty much all races...

 

Although sorry, there is only one supreme race, and it's not salarians. And you know that!

[Quarian Master Race]

Never thought I'd see the day where I agree with a comment of yours. Hell, not only that but it actually made me lol a little. Well earned like.

Interesting in that it is one of the few times that he is wrong.

"Hobo" implies a propensity for begging. Post Morning War quarians are nomadic and self reliant. The only begging that took place was the council races news networks begging for our fleet in the fight against the Reapers after 300 years of being unhelpful racists then hilariously expecting us to owe them anything

Fair point on the geth, though we were sabotaged from within by whining suit wetters, and I didn't see any other races stepping up to take them on so that isn't a point in anyone else's favour. Sure, it took 300 years but we eventually beat them and forced them to cry to the reapers for help despite a literal 1,000: 1 numerical disadvantage. Meanwhile, everyone else is afraid of non genophage krogan, who aren't nearly as intelligent, don't have ships and blow up their own planet every now and again.

LOLarians supreme? Couldn't even beat a bunch of spiders without uplifitng Krogan, who then proceeded to put boot to their amphibian asses until the Turians came along and saved them, implementing their sissy bosh'tet disease for them.

The only thing that can beat quarians are the things they create with their own superior intellect and technological prowess, and even then their victory is only temporary. Master race status unaffected.


 

[DemiserofD]

You kidding? Quarians destroy geth because as a racial enemy they get +4 to attacks versus geth units. Plus their weapons are specially enchanted for ANOTHER +4 bonus. Even a skeever could win with such an advantage.

[RustyBuckets02]

The only thing that can beat quarians are the things they create with their own superior intellect and technological prowess
 

 

Well, that and the common cold.

[Quarian Master Race]

Well, that and the common cold.

That's what the suit's for, and for eliminating the need for restrooms required by lesser races.

[TheTechnoTurian]

I gave a quarian marksman a room in my house while he's on a break from pilgrimage and he trashed the place. I also gave him the keys to my skycar for a weekend and he returned it covered in mud. He also sabotaged my blender and microwave. Master race indeed.

[TheNightSlasher]

LOLarians supreme? Couldn't even beat a bunch of spiders without uplifitng Krogan, who then proceeded to put boot to their amphibian asses until the Turians came along and saved them, implementing their sissy bosh'tet disease for them.

Atleast Salarians have a homeworld they actually habitate. And they don't die because some one chipped a nail on their suit causing it to rupture.

 

Also, I agree with Kislitsin for once. Quarians had to hide from their own slaves as space hobos. A fate they truly deserved.

[Quarian Master Race]

^@ TechnoTurian slander. He improved the speed and  efficiency of your blender by 50%. So what if it explodes and staggers you if you try to overuse it?

Besides, there was this one turian I knew who was invited to a party with me, who spent the whole time cohorting with some insane human to make the coffee machine explode in a dubious attempt to counter some clone.

[Quarian Master Race]

Atleast Salarians have a homeworld they actually habitate. And they don't die because some one chipped a nail on their suit causing it to rupture.

 

Also, I agree with Kislitsin for once. Quarians had to hide from their own slaves as space hobos.

You're right, salarians just die when primitive pre spaceflight cultures and insects challenge them to a fight, or when they reach the ripe old age of 40.

Point countered already.

[TheNightSlasher]

You're right, salarians just die when primitive pre spaceflight cultures and insects challenge them to a fight, or when they reach the ripe old age of 40.

Point countered already.

Bahahahaha, no.

 

It was the salarians who helped Shepard's squad in stopping Saren's experiment. It was salarians who uplifted krogans to fight rachni when the entire galaxy was clueless (and quarians were getting their behinds kicked by their own servants), and it was a salarian who cured the genophage and brought prosperity to the krogan race. And all this with a lifespan of 40 years. 

 

Salarians can achieve more in 40 years than the entire quarian fleet. All quarians do is meddle with geth and get their behinds kicked again and again, accuse one of their best of treason and put their own civilians' life at risk just to defeat an enemy much powerful than them.

[NuclearTech76]

You're right, salarians just die when primitive pre spaceflight cultures and insects challenge them to a fight, or when they reach the ripe old age of 40.

Point countered already.

My space toad will eat your insects. 

[TheTechnoTurian]

Quarians made up with the geth and then sent all their fleets to help fight da rippaz.

Meanwhile salarians just pissed and moaned about the genophage cure and then sent like 1 survey fleet or some stupidshit because the thought of working with krogan turns them into whiny babbies

Salarians confirmed for scrubs

[TheNightSlasher]

Quarians made up with the geth and then sent all their fleets to help fight da rippaz.

Meanwhile salarians just pissed and moaned about the genophage cure and then sent like 1 survey fleet or some stupidshit because the thought of working with krogan turns them into whiny babbies

Salarians confirmed for scrubs

Still better than turians who had to plant a bomb on tuchanka after inflicting genophage (with the help of the salarians again). Talk about paranoid babbies.

 

Oh and Shepard did everything to get Geth help for the fight with reapers. Quarians did squat. Hell, even the Geth that fought the reapers were upgraded with reaper tech . And quarians made up with Geth with the help of Shepard - without Shepard, they would have waged a war against geth and got destroyed.

[Deerber]

... You guys are so cute, fighting to defend all these lesser races and not even mentioning the Master One... 

[TheNightSlasher]

... You guys are so cute, fighting to defend all these lesser races and not even mentioning the Master One... 

The argument is about the second best race. Well that and me saying salarians > turians + quarians.

 

Drell are the true master race - nothing can change that..... 

[Beerfish]

I gave a quarian marksman a room in my house while he's on a break from pilgrimage and he trashed the place. I also gave him the keys to my skycar for a weekend and he returned it covered in mud. He also sabotaged my blender and microwave. Master race indeed.

He probably thought the blender and microwave where geth components and he sent them back to the fleet for 'experimentation.'

 

Back to the Turians, they are so smooth that that one dingbat couldn't even pick up a desperate nympho quarian in the bar.  She decided to 'take a break from dating' instead.

[Beerfish]

Quarians made up with the geth and then sent all their fleets to help fight da rippaz.

Meanwhile salarians just pissed and moaned about the genophage cure and then sent like 1 survey fleet or some stupidshit because the thought of working with krogan turns them into whiny babbies

Salarians confirmed for scrubs

They are leaders in fecal sample analyzers however.

[Deerber]

The argument is about the second best race. Well that and me saying salarians > turians + quarians.

 

Drell are the true master race - nothing can change that..... 

 

Glad we understand each other 

 

I don't care for putting the others into any order... I like them all, and none of them can even be compared to the One, so I'll let you all debate about the second 

 

I find it interesting that noone is supporting the Krogans tho.