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#251
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Drell?  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

Slaves to the stupid jelly fish.  I mean with most races if they gave you a choice a) have your race die out of keprals syndrome or B) suffer the humiliation of being saved and be slaves to the Hanar most races would say 'kill me.....please...'


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#252
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Drell?  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

Slaves to the stupid jelly fish.  I mean with most races if they gave you a choice a) have your race die out of keprals syndrome or B) suffer the humiliation of being saved and be slaves to the Hanar most races would say 'kill me.....please...'

Well, most races are idiots compared to drell - so, I am not surprised.



#253
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Drell?  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

Slaves to the stupid jelly fish.  I mean with most races if they gave you a choice a) have your race die out of keprals syndrome or B) suffer the humiliation of being saved and be slaves to the Hanar most races would say 'kill me.....please...'

 

*Appears behind Beerfish and whispers: "We are slaves to noone"*
*Snaps Beerfish's neck*

*Prays*

*"Oh Amonkira, this was the last time that this impure being insults us"*


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#254
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Most races managed to achieve spaceflight before they destroyed their own planet. Then there are the drell. Drell also confirmed for scrubs who need 2 git gud.
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#255
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Most races managed to achieve spaceflight before they destroyed their own planet. Then there are the drell. Drell also confirmed for scrubs who need 2 git gud.

 

Fite me IRL



#256
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Most races managed to achieve spaceflight before they destroyed their own planet. Then there are the drell. Drell also confirmed for scrubs who need 2 git gud.

Doesn't matter. If drell are scrubs, then other races are ultra-scrubs. 


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#257
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Quarians made up with the geth and then sent all their fleets to help fight da rippaz.

Meanwhile salarians just pissed and moaned about the genophage cure and then sent like 1 survey fleet or some stupidshit because the thought of working with krogan turns them into whiny babbies

Salarians confirmed for scrubs

QFT

 

Drell?  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

Slaves to the stupid jelly fish.  I mean with most races if they gave you a choice a) have your race die out of keprals syndrome or B) suffer the humiliation of being saved and be slaves to the Hanar most races would say 'kill me.....please...'

 

 

Most races managed to achieve spaceflight before they destroyed their own planet. Then there are the drell. Drell also confirmed for scrubs who need 2 git gud.

Seriously, why did anyone even bring the hypno toads into this? Even the Krogan didn't manage to An Hero down to a population less than the size of that in the state of Wyoming after destroying their own planet. Hanar are literally in competition for the wussiest race in the galaxy with the Salarians, and you guys serve them?


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#258
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*Appears behind Beerfish and whispers: "We are slaves to noone"*
*Snaps Beerfish's neck*

*Prays*

*"Oh Amonkira, this was the last time that this impure being insults us"*

Kind of makes me wish the drell had the neck snap animation for their melee attack or even their over the counter grab for multiplay.

 

Appears behind a victim?  Ah yes.....the valiant (chicken) drell.  They are 3 parts sir robin the brave to 1 part bruce lee in a smoking jacket.



#259
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If you want a real race...behold!

 

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#260
TheTechnoTurian

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Fite me IRL

Purchasing plane tickets atm

Let's do this

Actually forget planes I'm coming via mass relay. Come at me bro

#261
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Purchasing plane tickets atm

Let's do this

Actually forget planes I'm coming via mass relay. Come at me bro

 

Better if I come at ya I think, it's gonna be faster! :P


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#262
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Humans made the Mass Effect games.

#263
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Purchasing plane tickets atm

Let's do this

Actually forget planes I'm coming via mass relay. Come at me bro

 

Better if I come at ya I think, it's gonna be faster! :P


stream it

#264
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I find it interesting that noone is supporting the Krogans tho.

They used to be alright.

 

Then they became a bunch of lolreegar'ing, nade spamming, incend glitching scrubs.


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#265
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1v1 me TechnoAsariPretendingToBeATurian
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#266
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I gave a quarian marksman a room in my house while he's on a break from pilgrimage and he trashed the place. I also gave him the keys to my skycar for a weekend and he returned it covered in mud. He also sabotaged my blender and microwave. Master race indeed.


And it was a salarian who fixed the microwave and the blender. Master race confirmed.
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#267
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And it was a salarian who fixed the microwave and the blender. Master race confirmed.


Adding you to the list bro. I've got a queue forming of people I need to fite IRL.
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#268
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And it was a salarian who fixed the microwave and the blender. Master race confirmed.

yeah right, he probably attempted to "uplift" the appliances but quarksman used the 5a evo on his sabotage, thus the blender blew up in the salarian's face just like every other uplift they ever did. Then a prothean and a krogan came along and used the microwave to prepare a delicacy from said salarian's liver.

 


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Humans made the Mass Effect games.

 

They also made EA and Origin....scrub-level status confirmed


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#270
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"Then a prothean and a krogan came along and used the microwave to prepare a delicacy from said salarian's liver."

 

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#271
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Adding you to the list bro. I've got a queue forming of people I need to fite IRL.

I'll help. Dextro> laemo


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#272
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Something more Turian related, for the past couple of days I've been getting stuck with the absolute worst f*cking pugs...until just now. I landed in an all Turian game and it was gloriously smooth. Thanks Palaven  :wub:


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#273
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Something more Turian related, for the past couple of days I've been getting stuck with the absolute worst f*cking pugs...until just now. I landed in an all Turian game and it was gloriously smooth. Thanks Palaven  :wub:


the same thing happened to me, though there was only one other turian. Turian teams are best teams.

#274
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The only time I ever landed in a team with 3 other random quarians, we blitzed a gold game on reactor in like 13 minutes.

Failing that, turian teams are best except for teams of TGI's.



#275
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Vanilla Turians are outdated. I don't see vanilla Turians anymore unless I play a vanilla Turian(I find them funner than the Cheatpacks Turians). TGI Fridays are all I see nowadays.