Vanilla Turians are outdated. I don't see vanilla Turians anymore unless I play a vanilla Turian(I find them funner than the Cheatpacks Turians). TGI Fridays are all I see nowadays.
^shot in the back too. Just like a Batarian
The Batarian's gonna become indoctrinated for sitting on reaper tech. HAX!
Guest_Chino_*
^shot in the back too. Just like a Batarian
Lolbatarians...in reaperized form, apparently everything is a delicacy....especially your friends!
Guest_Erik the Quarian_*
I gave a quarian marksman a room in my house while he's on a break from pilgrimage and he trashed the place. I also gave him the keys to my skycar for a weekend and he returned it covered in mud. He also sabotaged my blender and microwave. Master race indeed.
What you scrub races call "trash" is really valuable salvage. And the blender and microwave were rogue AIs that needed to be put down. You'll thank that quarksman later, trust me.
You aliens are so adorable when you're fighting for who's 2nd best because we all know that humanity is the master race of the Mass Effect universe. 
Interesting in that it is one of the few times that he is wrong.
"Hobo" implies a propensity for begging. Post Morning War quarians are nomadic and self reliant. The only begging that took place was the council races news networks begging for our fleet in the fight against the Reapers after 300 years of being unhelpful racists then hilariously expecting us to owe them anything
It's not begging it's just common sense. Help the other species fight the Reapers and possibly survive or decide to stand by and get exterminated. Not that tough a call to make.
Fair point on the geth, though we were sabotaged from within by whining suit wetters, and I didn't see any other races stepping up to take them on so that isn't a point in anyone else's favour. Sure, it took 300 years but we eventually beat them and forced them to cry to the reapers for help despite a literal 1,000: 1 numerical disadvantage. Meanwhile, everyone else is afraid of non genophage krogan, who aren't nearly as intelligent, don't have ships and blow up their own planet every now and again.
1) I'm sorry, who was it who stopped Sovereign and his Geth army from taking over the Citadel?
2) Sure you beat the Geth... with the help of a Human. Without Sheppard you folks would either loose or would have mutually destroyed each other.
LOLarians supreme? Couldn't even beat a bunch of spiders without uplifitng Krogan, who then proceeded to put boot to their amphibian asses until the Turians came along and saved them, implementing their sissy bosh'tet disease for them.
When you're right you're right.
Also lol at Batarians in general. Humans have made Batarians so salty that they literally rage quit the Citadel... And have been having their asses handed to em ever since. Real race my ass. 
It's friday night and I've got Turians on my mind
It's friday night and I've got Turians on my mind
I hear there are websites that can help with this.
I don't even know what she means...
you should try your very best to keep it that way
or should you?
you should try your very best to keep it that way
or should you?
Is she getting hammered?
Does she want to be nailed?
Such ambiguity.
You say that as if the two are mutually exclusive
protip: They are
Clawhammer, me0.
Clawhammer.
Does this refer to a part of turian anatomy? I'm confused
Is she getting hammered?
Does she want to be nailed?
Such ambiguity.
I will let it remain a mystery
I will let it remain a mystery
Put it this way.
Would I need to use an emergency induction port?
Put it this way.
Would I need to use an emergency induction port?
Depends if you swallow
Back OT Here's a picture of a turian
Depends if you swallow
Back OT Here's a picture of a turian
Guest_IamBECKY_*
Depends if you swallow
Back OT Here's a picture of a turian
but I liked where this was going.....
The last few pages were... amusing to read.
And to anyone that belittles Salarians' combat prowess... You know, the first SPECTRE operative was a Salarian.
#salarianmasterrace
The last few pages were... amusing to read.
And to anyone that belittles Salarians' combat prowess... You know, the first SPECTRE operative was a Salarian.
#salarianmasterrace
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