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[Tupari]

I played a turian tonight. It was okay. 

[TheTechnoTurian]

I am on day 16 of a 28 day expanse of time during which I am physically located in a place with no gaming PC or PS3 and thus cannot play with turians

 

but luckily I've still got an internet connection 

 

 

all I've got to say is DEM HIPS. 

 

To make this a topical post and not just an average shitpost, I think Andromeda should make species a customization option and not just preset like it is in ME3, i.e. you could choose to play a kit with certain powers than select the species and name them, because I would make literally every kit a turian and my entire manifest would be an army of turians doing sexy turian things.

 

biower pls

 

That is all. 

[MrGoldarm]

U a grill? A hawt korean grill?

A famous Korean pit grill by any chance?

[Corer]

What TT said.

I want a krogan/turian with reave/warp combo uuuughhh. Imagine that.

[Tupari]

 

To make this a topical post and not just an average shitpost, I think Andromeda should make species a customization option and not just preset like it is in ME3, i.e. you could choose to play a kit with certain powers than select the species and name them, because I would make literally every kit a turian and my entire manifest would be an army of turians doing sexy turian things.

 

 

 

I agree with this. I'd finally get a Salarian Soldier. 

[Darth Volus]

TTT and Tuparian agreeing on things? Now that's funny. 

 

Come on guys, back to regular fighting...

[TheTechnoTurian]

TTT and Tuparian agreeing on things? Now that's funny. 

 

Come on guys, back to regular fighting...

 

Tuparian is probably drunk 

[JRandall0308]

TTT, what Turian would you build first? Assume ME3 powers since we don't know what MEA will offer.

 

My guess of what TTT will say:

Spoiler

I'm guessing you're going to say Proxy Mine, Concussive Shot, and Marksman because OG Fat Turian is best Turian.

[TheN7Penguin]

Hmm... should I post about Steve the Turian... should I? Hmm... yep.

 

Okay.

 

Steve the Turian is a Saboteur. He has a little friend to help him burn things and he loves the Sabre.

 

He wears blue and black armour.

 

True story.

 

His family named him Steve because they liked the name Steve, but Steve was bullied by other Turians for being called Steve. But then he got a Sabre and killed all the Turians who were bullying him and Steve was victorious.

 

Now he fights Reapers, Collectrolls, Geth and Cerberus just because he can.

 

His name is Steve... he needs no excuses.

[TheTechnoTurian]

TTT, what Turian would you build first? Assume ME3 powers since we don't know what MEA will offer.

 

My guess of what TTT will say:

Spoiler

I'm guessing you're going to say Proxy Mine, Concussive Shot, and Marksman because OG Fat Turian is best Turian.

 

Well probably tech armor + overload + warp just because starting off with perfection would be best, I think 

 

Then OG fat turian soldier

 

...then reave + biotic charge + annilihation field fat turian because I have no shame

[TheN7Penguin]

The best Turian build would obviously be Sticky Grenade, Tactical Cloak and Sabotage. Sorry.

[Darth Volus]

Well probably tech armor + overload + warp just because starting off with perfection would be best, I think 

 

Then OG fat turian soldier

 

...then reave + biotic charge + annilihation field fat turian because I have no shame

 

[Teabaggin Krogan]

Hmm... should I post about Steve the Turian... should I? Hmm... yep.

 I think Steve was probably bullied more for being a turian saboteur than for being Steve. Also unlike the other cool kids Steve didn't give in to peer pressure and never tried any stim packs. That made him an unpopular fellow at the Armiger Academy.

 

 

...then reave + biotic charge + annilihation field fat turian because I have no shame

[TheTechnoTurian]

also corrected this post 

 

I played a turian tonight. It was a mind-blowingly transcendent life changing experience

[Tupari]

I played 1.5 games with a turian tonight. Quit halfway through the second game because I decided life is too short for fat stupid turians. 

[TheTechnoTurian]

I played 1.5 games with a turian tonight. Quit halfway through the second game because I decided life is too short for fat stupid turians. 

 

you are hopeless

[Urizen]

I played 1.5 games with a turian tonight. Quit halfway through the second game because I decided life is too short for fat stupid turians. 

 

BURN THE HERETIC! GRAAAAAGH!

 

Oops, wrong thread.

[TheN7Penguin]

The TSol and the TSent need to cut down on the pie. Then maybe the jetpacks will be able to lift them up. True story.

[Corer]

The TSol and the TSent need to cut down on the dextro pie. Then maybe the jetpacks will be able to lift them up. True story.

Fixed that for ya.

[JRandall0308]

...then reave + biotic charge + annilihation field fat turian because I have no shame

 

You should see if MGamerz can make this happen via one of his hax.

 

I know he has put Biotic Charge on a Juggernaut before.

[TheTechnoTurian]

You should see if MGamerz can make this happen via one of his hax.

 

I know he has put Biotic Charge on a Juggernaut before.

 

Oh, I've played with a biotic charging fat turian before actually.  Wasn't an MGamerz mod, but there is a tutorial floating around the forums on how to do it.

 

It was a night I will not soon forget 

[TheTechnoTurian]

Literally the first thing I did upon waking up this morning is making a suggestive creepy shitpost about turians

 

going to be a Good day. 

[canozzie68]

Took a new Turian Saboteur build out for a spin last night. Died wave 6 the first time around. Adjusted my playstyle, was joined by a  Havoc. Killed all the things. Much Turian glory.

[Beerfish]

What do you have when you've got 50 Turians up to their necks in concrete?

 

Not enough concrete.

[TheTechnoTurian]

What's the difference between a Turian and a Quarian?

 

One is a weak wimp that wears a suit that will fall over if you cough on them and the other is a Quarian.

 

 

What do you have when you've got 50 Turians up to their necks in concrete?

 

Not enough concrete.

 

I don't know why but I have the faint impression that ... something about these posts might be subtly trolling... 

 

... nah I'm sure it's just my imagination, no one would troll the Turian thread because Turians are just too Good