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[JRandall0308]

The only cure is to watch a bunch of fat Turian solos(*). Fortunately TTT has a link to that right in her signature.

 

(*) not a new pr0n category

[TheTechnoTurian]

(*) not a new pr0n category

 

unfortunately

[donkbettor]

What do you have when you've got 50 Turians up to their necks in concrete?

 

Not enough concrete.

 

Oh I didn't know this was a Turian jokes thread!

 

My Turian's so fat, my teammates run around him for exercise.

My Turian's so fat, he fell into a hole and broke it.

 

I know, I know... I'll show myself out. Sorry.

 

Back on topic, my Turian soldier is spec'ed out of concussive shot.  Not sure it's worth it unless anybody has suggestions.

[TheTechnoTurian]

 

Oh I didn't know this was a Turian jokes thread!

 

My Turian's so fat, my teammates run around him for exercise.

My Turian's so fat, he fell into a hole and broke it.

 

I know, I know... I'll show myself out. Sorry.

 

Back on topic, my Turian soldier is spec'ed out of concussive shot.  Not sure it's worth it unless anybody has suggestions.

 

 

i'd like to meet your fat turian 

 

... 

 

re: Concussive shot, I usually skip it since I feel it doesn't bring much to the table unless I'm making a build specifically centered around it, such as cryo rounds fat turian soldier or if I'm priming with disruptor/incendiary and using it to detonate (weak) TBs/FEs and playing him like a pseudo-engineer. I don't particularly enjoy that type of build, though, I prefer to leave the CS spam-based loadouts for one of the human soldiers (that I never play because they have the unfortunate affliction known as "not being turians")

[canozzie68]

Just finished my first solo game ever.

 

Who should be there to help me succeed?

 

Why, FAT TURIAN SENTINAL of course.

[TheTechnoTurian]

Just finished my first solo game ever.

 

Who should be there to help me succeed?

 

Why, FAT TURIAN SENTINAL of course.

 

Congratulations. Fat Turian Sentinel is a very gentle kit to solo with, he always treats you right. 

[MrGoldarm]

1 The dead and the Turians suffering in great pain.

2 The Turians that are still happy to be alive.

3 A bomb harness.

[TheTechnoTurian]

1 The dead and the Turians suffering in great pain.

2 The Turians that are still happy to be alive.

3 A bomb harness.

 

0/10 trolling

 

At the very least make a pithy little joke or post a gif of a fat turian getting sync killed

[GeneralXIV]

... im sorry if I'm being silly, but what's a fat Turian??? xxx

[GeneralXIV]

Haha sorry I need to sleep Cya later guys! x

[Lux Caelum]

... im sorry if I'm being silly, but what's a fat Turian??? xxx

Turians that can't dodge, they are to heavy to be lifted by yet packs like those armiger legion turians. In short, Turian soldier and Turian Sentinel.



On topic, I dropped TSent without tech armor. It works tho, but I just prefer the looks with tech armor. Now I have trouble with weapons because I can't decide if I prefer Saber or Mattock (PC mustard race edition).

[Teabaggin Krogan]

Fat turians are turians that are too classy to be rolling in the dirt and too suave to be hopping around in jet packs. 

[Corer]

No need to roll when everything is dead.

 

Didn't think I had to point out the obvious.

 

Kthxbai.

[GeneralXIV]

Haha I actually think I have a Turian! Haven't tried it yet though xx Haha at the moment I'm just trying everything out... I think the human female engineer is the most fun to play though out of what I've tried... xxx

[Lux Caelum]

I think the human female engineer is the most fun to play though out of what I've tried... xxx

Wait untill you unlock Geth Engineer, or you unlock omni blade V, Venom and Turian Saboteur.

[GeneralXIV]

Haha is that the big Geth??? I always feel so small next to them! I try and follow them around because I feel safe haha x

[Lux Caelum]

Haha is that the big Geth??? I always feel so small next to them! I try and follow them around because I feel safe haha x

You are thinking about Geth Juggernaut. You are better off following them around and kill stuff they melee since most Puggernouts (that's Juggernaut played by PUGs) are terribly inefficient when it comes to killing things.

You would be safer with geth engines since they can actually kill stuff and give some shields back to teammates and temself using Geth Turret.


I don't blame you for mixing Juggernaut and engineer since Juggy can be played as an engineer quite efficiently.

[GeneralXIV]

Haha, Im so sorry! I used to play this game a little 3 years ago but ive basically forgotten everything! I have such a bad memory I remember most of the lore... but weapon names and multiplayer things have just completely escaped me haha... the juggernaut just fires blue things so I thought it was an engineer... I dont like the sound they make... its like a pew pew pew noise but much worse! What class is the juggernaut then??? x

 

I follow them because they look to never die and I die too much... so its a good balance

[Cerbe "R" Us]

Haha I actually think I have a Turian! Haven't tried it yet though xx Haha at the moment I'm just trying everything out... I think the human female engineer is the most fun to play though out of what I've tried... xxx

 

Not trying to be rude or anything, just curious. How old are you? (If you are not comfortable giving out your exact age, you could just write U18 or O18.)

 

Update: Your profile has the answer, sorry, question isn't relevant anymore.

[GeneralXIV]

Haha, thats fine! Im not one of those women who dont like people knowing their age I dont even act my age anyway... I love Frozen and Lego and everything like that. Im a big kid really! xxx

[Lux Caelum]

Haha, Im so sorry! I used to play this game a little 3 years ago but ive basically forgotten everything! I have such a bad memory I remember most of the lore... but weapon names and multiplayer things have just completely escaped me haha... the juggernaut just fires blue things so I thought it was an engineer... I dont like the sound they make... its like a pew pew pew noise but much worse! What class is the juggernaut then??? x

 

I follow them because they look to never die and I die too much... so its a good balance

 

 

No need to be sorry, there is quite a few things to learn about this game, just take it easy and take your time

 

 

Juggernaut is a soldier class. Those blue things they fire are siege pulses, they are great because if you have them on they give you damage reduction. Also, they do decent amount of damage when you fire them. It can be combined with elemental ammo (Incendiary, Disruptor or Cryo ammo). You apply ammo effect by firing your gun (you know ammo effect is applied the moment enemy catches fire (incendiary ammo) or starts sparkling (disruptor ammo) or freezes (Cryo ammo, it works only on enemies that are down to their health not armor) and you follow it with siege pulse. It does some damage on impact and after that you get some damage from fire explosion/tech burst/ cryo explosion that you just detonated. It can be really fun sometimes.

 

Juggernauts heavy melee restores shields so there is a great survive ability right there, but more importantly you can just pick up enemies from the floor with that heavy melee and shoot your gun at them (enemies like phantoms, marauders, collector captains, geth troopers and such)

 

 

Have fun

[GeneralXIV]

Haha ok! It doesnt seem like much of a soldier to me but still! x

 

I havent unlocked it yet but ill be sure to try it out! xx

[LanceCucumber]

Turians need an INF that can min/max the krysae

[Deerber]

I'm currently playing Battlefront even though it's clearly an inferior game because it has no Turians.

 

 

... Or Drell.

 

 

... Or the Claymore.

 

 

 

 

 

... What a waste of a game, really.

[Teabaggin Krogan]

I'm currently playing Battlefront even though it's clearly an inferior game because it has no Turians.

 

 

... Or Drell.

 

 

... Or the Claymore.

 

 

 

 

 

... What a waste of a game, really.

 

Well it's got Vader, boba fett and the hue hue hue alien so that's a plus. Also you get to do this;

 

Hell I ain't even playing the damn game and I like it!

 

Also turians coz this is a techno thread.