I'm currently playing Battlefront even though it's clearly an inferior game because it has no Turians.
... Or Drell.
... Or the Claymore.
... What a waste of a game, really.
Dat CA-87 w/ Explosive Shot tho. You don't get glorious chunky headgibs, but you do get backflips and Wilhelm screams.
I'm currently playing real life which is also inferior because it has no fat turians, as far as I know anyway.
...I mean, I'm not going to rule out the possibility that one of pluto's moons is a mass relay
Dat CA-87 w/ Explosive Shot tho. You don't get glorious chunky headgibs, but you do get backflips and Wilhelm screams.
But no headgib tho 
I'm currently playing real life which is also inferior because it has no fat turians, as far as I know anyway.
...I mean, I'm not going to rule out the possibility that one of pluto's moons is a mass relay
... I'm sure Tupari would be so very glad of that 
I'm currently playing real life which is also inferior because it has no fat turians, as far as I know anyway.
...I mean, I'm not going to rule out the possibility that one of pluto's moons is a mass relay
Like if Tupari didn't cosplay a fat turian when you are both in the bedroom.
Also, you off-topic bump your own thread now Techno ? You girl have no limit !
I did mention turians though
and frankly this thread is right on the threshold of 1000 replies of turian greatness so gotta take any opportunity to post that I can to push ever closer to that elusive goal
Like if Tupari didn't cosplay a fat turian when you are both in the bedroom.
Like if Tupari didn't cosplay a fat turian when you are both in the bedroom.
if you have them on they give you damage reduction
If you wanna spec it that way I guess
Spent the weekend back home after living with family out of town for a few weeks to receive medical care, and decided I needed to spend time with my husband yesterday evening ...
...So I turned on my PC and fired up a game with Fat Turian Soldier. Can confirm glorious turian husband is glorious. I used him with the spitfire. At first I was going to record it for noobtube but then I decided not playing for three weeks then expecting gameplay to not be terrible is a bit much to ask.
This morning update on turians brought to you by the fact that this fat thread is edging ever closer to 1000 posts and I need some filler to put here.
To sum up the previous post, Turians.
edit: to sum up my entire posting history, Turians.
To sum up the previous post, Turians.
This does seem right. I checked it out on my computer.
I played as a bunch of turians this morning.
I played as a bunch of turians this morning.
Spoiler
dem turians tho
I'm afraid to tell you something. The title of this thread is a lie. The best thread on the internet is obviously the troll threads in the Andromeda section. I'm sorry to have to tell you this. I know how upsetting it must be. But a fact is a fact.
I'm afraid to tell you something. The title of this thread is a lie. The best thread on the internet is obviously the troll threads in the Andromeda section. I'm sorry to have to tell you this. I know how upsetting it must be. But a fact is a fact.
I floated this by Pinkman. From what I can tell, he doesn't find it to be as cut & dried as you think:
I floated this by Pinkman. From what I can tell, he doesn't find it to be as cut & dried as you think:
Sir, step away from the GIF or I will open fire with penguin memes. Neither of us wants that.
Admitting in public that you visit the Andromeda forums
Admitting in public that you visit the Andromeda forums
The multiplayer forums wouldn't appreciate my single word answers, I'm afraid.
Other than that, I only really say anything more than one word when I a) Think an idea is particularly bad and therefore want to support it. 
Say something in response to something said by OWA, thus how a conversation is made. c) Think an idea is particularly good and therefore disapprove of its implementation into the game.
True story.
Admitting in public that you visit the Andromeda forums
I did once, saw a thread asking whether we could have dogs as squadmates in ME:A, became afraid that the next topic would request pets as romancable options, and came back here. Many weirdos too but less creepy. 
Hmm... tempted to make a thread asking if Omni-tools should be romance options. It would be pretty handy, right?
Hmm... tempted to make a thread asking if Omni-tools should be romance options. It would be pretty handy, right?
Hmm... many girls in the real world already have "romance" with "tools". 
Also, turians (obligatory on-topic quota).
I did once, saw a thread asking whether we could have dogs as squadmates in ME:A, became afraid that the next topic would request pets as romancable options, and came back here. Many weirdos too but less creepy.
I'm not sure about dogs. But quarian/turian romance with their turret sounds like some worthy subject for engineers. And maybe, geth engineer and even mighty juggernaut himself can follow up. Also, it might be quite possible to romance combat drone or decoy although yes, really weird.
In either case, the subject is not a complete tabu. For example, some doctor wrote a whole book about it:
http://www.amazon.co...s/dp/0876056265
Dr. Gavriele-Gold has come up with a totally new concept in understanding the connection between man and woman and beast. This book is mind-opening in its analysis, and totally practical in its application. The author gives dramatic examples of the psychological roles pets play in our lives not just as sources of love and companionship but what they represent in terms of our own individual family backgrounds. But he doesn't leave you hanging there. He helps couples resolve conflicts over pets to everyone's satisfaction including the pet's!
^Hey, why not after all. As long as we don't get the usual sex scene before the final mission. 
Turians are good.
I decided today that I still like Turians. Thought this was the right place to let everyone know.
*quietly shows himself out*
Retour en haut
