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#976
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Turian Spectre double crosses us and is in league with the Geth and the Reapers.

Turian Spectre that has to run ahead like he's playing MEMP just so he can get all the glory gets shot in the back.

Turian Councillor uses 'air quotes'

Turians stick a bomb on Tuchunka then forget they left it there.

Turian known as Arc Angel manages to get his whole squad killed.

Have to let the same Turian win at shooting bottles even though I never use my gun and he always uses his.

Turian can't even pick up a Quarian in a bar.

 

Other than that they are swell! 

 

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#977
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Turian Spectre double crosses us and is in league with the Geth and the Reapers.
Turian Spectre that has to run ahead like he's playing MEMP just so he can get all the glory gets shot in the back.
Turian Councillor uses 'air quotes'
Turians stick a bomb on Tuchunka then forget they left it there.
Turian known as Arc Angel manages to get his whole squad killed.
Have to let the same Turian win at shooting bottles even though I never use my gun and he always uses his.
Turian can't even pick up a Quarian in a bar.

Other than that they are swell!

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Well on the plus side, you just said turian seven times..
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#978
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I agree, Garrus is pretty cute 



#979
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As a bloke, is it wrong that I'm only playing SP through again as FemShep so I can romance him?


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#980
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I've only ever romanced one person in Mass Effect, and that was Tali in my one maleshep playthrough of the trilogy.

 

I thought it was really disturbing, so changed to renegade femshep and never bothered with that **** ever again :D



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As a bloke, is it wrong that I'm only playing SP through again as FemShep so I can romance him?

 

...Pretty sure I only played SP in the first place to date some turian, nothing wrong with that 


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#982
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I just play RPG games to be evil. As soon as someone gives me the opportunity to be either crazy or evil I'll take it and enjoy being mean to the poor defenceless NPCs. I kill them, eat them (if applicable) and steal all of their things just because the game lets me do it.



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I agree, Garrus is pretty cute 

Post rocket to the face.  I actually like turians, T-sol with the Hurricane....booo ya!



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You said broken/blocked gif?

I don't care. I can see it. :3

 

Also a turian.

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OK. New favourite Turian.

Just spent the evening with the TSol and a Revenant. Talk about brutal. Visited the ammo boxes maybe once per match. Just keep the trigger on and point it at things. Hurl the odd concussive shot. Hey presto they die. Everything dies. Banshees, brutes, atlases. Everything.


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OK. New favourite Turian.

Just spent the evening with the TSol and a Revenant. Talk about brutal. Visited the ammo boxes maybe once per match. Just keep the trigger on and point it at things. Hurl the odd concussive shot. Hey presto they die. Everything dies. Banshees, brutes, atlases. Everything.

 

Welcome to the glorious fat world of the classiest and most handsome turian. Soldier actually is probably my personal favorite of the two. While both of the boys always show me a good time and never let me down, the fat Soldier has a kind of simplistic charm and panache that is less refined, yes, but somehow more endearing than the fat sentinel.

 

IMO anyway 

 

I like him with the Revenant and also every other gun in the game 


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Welcome to the glorious fat world of the classiest and most handsome turian. Soldier actually is probably my personal favorite of the two. While both of the boys always show me a good time and never let me down, the fat Soldier has a kind of simplistic charm and panache that is less refined, yes, but somehow more endearing than the fat sentinel.

 

IMO anyway 

 

I like him with the Revenant and also every other gun in the game 

But..but...Tech armor!


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Kept forgetting to use his shield boost (is that what it is?). It's temporary and I'd usually not remember to use it until after I'd gotten out of a sticky situation. When I did remember to use it there didn't seem to be a huge amount of benefit. Just a minor buff to his shields. Is that it or am I just a scrub doing it wrong? (The latter is highly likely BTW.)



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Turian Spectre that has to run ahead like he's playing MEMP just so he can get all the glory gets shot in the back.

 

If only he could have dodged, all of this might have been avoided.


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But..but...Tech armor!

 

Tech armour is on the TSent yes?

 

What is it the TSol uses?



#991
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Tech armour is on the TSent yes?

 

What is it the TSol uses?

Yup, Tsol has Marksman for even more shooting goodness. 

 

 

If only he could have dodged, all of this might have been avoided.

Well to be fair not even agent smith from the matrix could dodge a headshot from the back. And he dodges bullets for a living. 


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^^^^^^^ See, told you it was scrubbieness. I'm thinking it's a shield/armour thing when it's something completely different.



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^^^^^^^ See, told you it was scrubbieness. I'm thinking it's a shield/armour thing when it's something completely different.

Oh that's what you meant by shield boost, I thought you were talking about tech armor at first. Yes you should definitely use marksman as it's like adrenaline rush and you get great rate of fire and accuracy bonuses which in addition to his already great turian passives making the Tsent very deadly with almost any gun. Seriously, the Tsol can probably kill stuff with a vacuum cleaner if you let him! 


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#994
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Oh that's what you meant by shield boost, I thought you were talking about tech armor at first. Yes you should definitely use marksman as it's like adrenaline rush and you get great rate of fire and accuracy bonuses which in addition to his already great turian passives making the Tsent very deadly with almost any gun. Seriously, the Tsol can probably kill stuff with a vacuum cleaner if you let him! 

Ooooo. When do I unlock the vacuum cleaner?


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#995
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Turians and scenery

 

Spoiler

 

Turians 

 

and also this game is really pretty 


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#996
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No Palaven moon/Palaven/Tuchanka 3/10 IGN



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No Palaven moon/Palaven/Tuchanka 3/10 IGN

 

already did palaven's moon and posted em like twenty times tho 

 

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Those huge fat things are ruining the nice scenery. 



#999
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Took my fat Turian Sentinel and slaughtered some seals, erm, I meant RippaZ.


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