I am hoping that there will be a scene that goes something like this:
Random Dude: "You there! You are allied with the persecutor of my people! Prepare to die!" *swords drawn, they prepare to charge*
PC: "Excuse me, I am not."
Companion: "Technically, you are, because you've been supporting X group."
PC: "Not murdering people who weren't hurting anyone is not 'supporting' X group!"
Companion: "Inaction is just as much a sin as action!"
PC: "We didn't even KNOW for a fact that those people were INVOLVED with X group!"
Companion: "The signs were all over them! You just don't want to admit--"
Random Dude: "Um, excuse me--"
PC: "THEY BOUGHT THOSE CLOTHES AT A RUMMAGE SALE!!!"
Random Dude: "Um, we really are about to kill you--"
Companion: "A likely excuse! Where would they find a rummage sale in the middle of the damn forest?!"
Random Dude: "Look, I have a sword and everything . . ."
PC: "You think I don't have anything better to do than go around researching people's rummage sale claims?! You don't think that MAYBE it just MIGHT be more important to, oh, I don't know, SEAL THE BREACH OR SOMETHING?!"
Companion: "I'm not SAYING that at all, just that if you let everything else go to hell in the mean time because you can't take two seconds and--"
Random Dude: "EXCUSE ME!! ARGUING LATER FIGHTING NOW!!! SHEESH!"
PC: *one-shots Random Dude* "Right, anyone else have some point they would like to make?"
Other Random Dudes: "Um . . . no."
PC: "Fine."
*Random Dudes sheathe weapons and sidle away*
Companion: "Rummage sale my ass."
PC: "Shut it."





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