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Share your funniest ME3 humor encounters here

 

I love the salarian on Sur`kesh next to a console (you have to keep activating the console)

 

"Dont touch that"

 

"please dont touch that"

 

" I told you not to touch that'

 

"stop touching that before a diplomatic incident occurs"

 

" What does your race not understand about not making physical touch?"

 

"fine, touch it all you want. You won`t find what it does"

 

"stop it before the little brains you have meet the light of day"

 

"We`ve gone over this before"

 

Tali drinking alcohol was funny too. 



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I like that scene too.


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My funniest Mass Effect 3 experience?

 

I don't know. I like the narmy-moments.

 

BW doesn't always pull drama off very well. And they have dialogue (especially in ME3) that sounds like it was written by George Lucas.



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My funniest Mass Effect 3 experience?

 

I don't know. I like the narmy-moments.

 

BW doesn't always pull drama off very well. And they have dialogue (especially in ME3) that sounds like it was written by George Lucas.

 

At least it never got to the level of badness that was George Lucas' romance dialogue.

 

I never thought anyone in the universe would ever try to woo a girl by complaining about sand.


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When Victus mentioned Garrus attending to calibrations... then Joker following up later.

 

I laughed my ass off.

 

I wish Liara had more funny moments/quotes like in ME1. *on Virmire* "There's sand in my..."



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Jorji Costava

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For me, a couple of Mordin Solus bits stand out:

 

MORDIN: Thresher maw getting closer!
WREX: Tell me something I don't know!

MORDIN: Metal in truck an excellent iron supplement for maw's diet!

 

Also, Mordin's singing: "Asari-vorcha offspring have an allergy to dairy, and… da-di-di-dee-di-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-di-di-di…"


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At least it never got to the level of badassedness that was George Lucas' romance dialogue.

 

"I love you."

"I know"

 Fixed.



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 Fixed.

 

There's a pretty decent chance that those particular lines were actually written by Lawrence Kasdan, an established writer-director who co-wrote both The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi (and is apparently working on the next Star Wars film as well).


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There's a pretty decent chance that those particular lines were actually written by Lawrence Kasdan, an established writer-director who co-wrote both The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi (and is apparently working on the next Star Wars film as well).

 

Nope.

 

Those lines were ad-libbed on the spot by Harrison Ford.

 

During filming for the scene, Han was supposed to say "I love you too", but no matter how they tried it, it didn't fit. So, in a quick bout of frustration, Irving Kirschner, the director, told Harrison to explore Han a bit and just say something that he thought was naturally Han, something that Han (not the writer's) would say.

 

The next take, Carrie Fisher said 'I love you', and Harrison just casually said 'I know' without even thinking about it. He says he just imagined how Han would be in the situation, and he claims he didn't even think about the line.

 

30 years later, it was in Empire Magazine as the 'Best romantic line in movie history' (it was a fan vote btw). I'm not one for marriage quite yet, but the ice cool blonde Aussie spitfire I'm gonna marry and I are going to have this on our wedding rings.

 

That said, screw Star Wars. When they announced the new Comic line by Marvel at Comic-con, apparently they were met with a very muted reception by many of the Star Wars fans who grew up with the Dark Horse comics. But Disney wants total control, and has said a big 'F--- you' to all pre-existing material that isn't the films or the Clone Wars TV show (or anything else by George). 30 years of the EU, down the drain... It's sad. I mean, it's one thing if they let it go on as the non-canon alternate universe (the EU was almost completely done independently, with the only real things anyone at LucasFilm did were licensing, keeping the canon consistent, and approving what could happen and what couldn't happen. George himself was the one who gave the 'OK' to kill Chewbacca. But back to my point, since the EU is done by independent writers and the minimal involvement by LucasFilm, it wouldn't be a tremendous drain on resources to let it go on, and would likely make them additional income as well). Meanwhile they could have their own 'canon' universe separate from the 'Legends' universe and both could run concurrently, one owned completely by Disney, the other drawing in a large portion of money from licensing, sales (Star Wars EU books and comics were especially considered to be very good), and the big fandom around the EU. But they decided that aside from picking and choosing a few things from the EU, none of it exists any longer and that all further material of it will end definitively and permanently. This makes TOR technically non-canon as well, and there are rumors amongst some in-the-know Star Wars friends of mine that Disney is allegedly in the works to make their own MMO for Star Wars.

 

But enough of my ranting, back to ME3 humor.


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Nope.

 

Those lines were ad-libbed on the spot by Harrison Ford.

 

Neat.



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Oh there is so many, the grunts "I was on fire keep up Shepard" during his Citadel rampage, Kasumi's comments. Zaeed just on his own, pretty much half of what he ever said. Prothy the Prothean and his fascination with airlocks.The only people who havent done or said anything funny were Samara and Miranda. Everyone else has their funny moments. By the way if anyone here has played through both Ashley's and Kaidan's storylines can they say who is better in ME3? Who has the better lines?



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Prothy the Prothean and his fascination with airlocks.

 

Love finds everybody aboard the Normandy... Liara...

 

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Joker...

 

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Garrus...

 

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And Javik...

 

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You know... kinda...


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I really like those. Javik is the best.

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Oh there is so many, the grunts "I was on fire keep up Shepard" during his Citadel rampage, Kasumi's comments. Zaeed just on his own, pretty much half of what he ever said. Prothy the Prothean and his fascination with airlocks.The only people who havent done or said anything funny were Samara and Miranda. Everyone else has their funny moments. By the way if anyone here has played through both Ashley's and Kaidan's storylines can they say who is better in ME3? Who has the better lines?

 

Depends on your style of humor. Miranda says some things that people who appreciate dry-wit style humor will absolutely love. She's not humorous in the conventional sense.


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Depends on your style of humor. Miranda says some things that people who appreciate dry-wit style humor will absolutely love. She's not humorous in the conventional sense.

 

honestly I just dont remember Miranda's comments and Samara's sense of humour was completely amputated by the Justicar code.



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That Salarian scientist is indeed hilarious. Only found it out on my last playthrough



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Garrus and tali on missons always crack me up..... Tali-"I`m an expert on geth, so they call me admiral"

 

Garrus- "yes, your combat drones will save the galaxy..."



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I find it quite amusing when in the first conversation with Jacob right at the start of ME2 he explains how it's taken two years to bring Shepard back and he goes along with it. Then on the way to see The Illusive Man, Jacob and Miranda mention it again and suddenly Shepard is completely shocked by it. "Did you say two years?!"

I'll give him his due...I guess anyone would be a bit dopey after waking up from being dead.



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I like when Luke makes out with his twin sister

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I find it quite amusing when in the first conversation with Jacob right at the start of ME2 he explains how it's taken two years to bring Shepard back and he goes along with it. Then on the way to see The Illusive Man, Jacob and Miranda mention it again and suddenly Shepard is completely shocked by it. "Did you say two years?!"

I'll give him his due...I guess anyone would be a bit dopey after waking up from being dead.

 

Well, this isn't a problem with Shepard so much as it's the player selecting options without really thinking about it. Any in-depth dialogue on the Lazarus station can be avoided, so Shepard can potentially only learn about the 2-year gap after they depart. If you went through all the dialogue and Jacob mentions how long Shepard's been out, why would you select the option that shows surprise about it? Personally, I prefer to speed up the dialogue with Jacob and skip all the information on the station and select it on the shuttle, because it's the only time when Shepard can actually be surprised at all, as opposed to the station where it doesn't really register. I see it like the asari mating dialogue from ME1. Like, c'mon, we all know what that paraphrase meant. Is Shepard dumb, or are we? :P



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Haha indeed. It's quite amusing being able to make him sound a bit dense. Going through a playthrough trying different dialogues to the usual to vary it a bit and then coming across that one certainly gave me a chuckle. There's probably more over the three games but I don't think any will quite top that one you've mentioned! Has to be one of the best questions you can ask in the trilogy :lol:



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I wish that Liara had a long pause before responding to it.



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Aye. A long pause followed by:

 

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I like that scene too.

 

It would have been better if they actually bothered to include the "touching the console" animation.


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I love the lines of Glyph in ME3: Citadel especially in the achives.

It is confused by the "mysterious figure" and talk of enemies:

 


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