plot twists:
Templar with a brain (sometimes used, but preferably one that isnt killed off, and cullen doesnt count cause hes no longer templar)
Mage who isnt like anders (whining about how bad the circle was, understood the argument, but just tired of hearing it)
Celene, gaspard, and briala are murdered and we have to play the "game" to investigate.... sandal is a suspect
Dorian's mustache is fake
That upstart captain thamond from the inquisition troops in crestwood is the one who betrays us, not any major character
Avernus's research was actually about creating hybrid dragon griffons, and the inquisition is attacking the wardens cause we want that awesomeness
Viviene is actually sandal in drag
Turns out the whole glowey hand thing has nothing to do with the fade, but the bad fried nugs you ate the night before
Canada has figured out how to move their country to thedas, and thats actually where all qunari (the kossith kind) are from
Oghren is actually the main protagonist of the game, but you dont play as him till the last five minutes
Divine justina is the big bad boss
The cowboys will win more than 8 games this year.... wait a minute.....