It's kind of odd that you and Bethesda tried to do the exact same thing, make your elves look "different". Don't get me wrong, I didn't like the changes that either of you made, but you guys didn't do even remotely such a horrific job of this as Bethesda did. Holy virgin eating volcano gods, when I first laid eyes on those horrifying, disgusting, rat-faced, Klingon-foreheaded elves, I almost fainted. I literally ran out of the room screaming. I had to watch three hours of LOTR and have a few shots of Captain Morgan's strongest to restore my sanity before I could return.
Though your elves, with excessively large heads, dome shaped foreheads, and eyes the size of butter tarts weren't even remotely as bad to look at, and were even sort of cute in a way... they were still kind of lame, and not very hot at all, like elves are supposed to be. They all look like children, for one thing, which is creepy, especially with Zevran. They also look less like elves and more like those blue extraterrestrials from that James Cameron movie, which really plunges it straight into "uncanny valley" territory. Extraterrestrials don't belong in DA. Sorry.
Can we please have our trusty old Tolkien-esque and very sexable elves back??... Pretty please, with a raspberry on top? :'(





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