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It's kind of odd that you and Bethesda tried to do the exact same thing, make your elves look "different". Don't get me wrong, I didn't like the changes that either of you made, but you guys didn't do even remotely such a horrific job of this as Bethesda did. Holy virgin eating volcano gods, when I first laid eyes on those horrifying, disgusting, rat-faced, Klingon-foreheaded elves, I almost fainted. I literally ran out of the room screaming. I had to watch three hours of LOTR and have a few shots of Captain Morgan's strongest to restore my sanity before I could return.

 

Though your elves, with excessively large heads, dome shaped foreheads, and eyes the size of butter tarts weren't even remotely as bad to look at, and were even sort of cute in a way... they were still kind of lame, and not very hot at all, like elves are supposed to be. They all look like children, for one thing, which is creepy, especially with Zevran. They also look less like elves and more like those blue extraterrestrials from that James Cameron movie, which really plunges it straight into "uncanny valley" territory. Extraterrestrials don't belong in DA. Sorry.

 

Can we please have our trusty old Tolkien-esque and very sexable elves back??... Pretty please, with a raspberry on top? :'(


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You had me at don't get me wrong.


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We already do, this thread is pointless.

 

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I find myself more distracted by the lack of quality in the background textures.


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I find myself distracted by that weirdly shaped neck...


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How about hot orcs.

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​Wait wrong setting have some Qunari.

 

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Orcs and Quns are both haaawt. I'd take them over infantile aliens any day.


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I find myself distracted by that weirdly shaped neck...


It's just thin. Morrigan's neck is even worse, and she's human.
 

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Women in DAI appear to just have really thin necks by default. Damn giraffes everywhere.


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What. Elves don't exist for you arousal. How are pointy ears supposed to be hot anyway


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When have TES elves ever been hot?

 

Never. Bethesda didn't really change anything with Skyrim. 


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It's just thin. Morrigan's neck is even worse, and she's human.
 

morrigan-gallery-01.jpg

 

 

Women in DAI appear to just have really thin necks by default. Damn giraffes everywhere.

 

Damn, looks like she melted off all the baby fat like a boss. And not a stretch mark in sight...



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It's just thin. Morrigan's neck is even worse, and she's human.
 

morrigan-gallery-01.jpg

 

 

Women in DAI appear to just have really thin necks by default. Damn giraffes everywhere.

Wow that looks nothing like Morrigan.

 

And giraffes actually have very thick and muscular necks. They smack each other with it.

More like E.T. or Keira Knightley

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Ailith Tycane

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Damn, looks like she melted off all the baby fat like a boss. And not a stretch mark in sight...

 

Pregnant women don't tend to get stretch marks on their necks, so she very well might have some. Or not, because she is not a real person. 


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It's just thin. Morrigan's neck is even worse, and she's human.
 

morrigan-gallery-01.jpg

 

 

Women in DAI appear to just have really thin necks by default. Damn giraffes everywhere.

 

Beautiful backround image, but Morrigan looks so awful i don't want to look at it :/


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Pregnant women don't tend to get stretch marks on their necks, so she very well might have some. Or not, because she is not a real person. 

 

I mean on her bewbs.



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It's just thin. Morrigan's neck is even worse, and she's human.
 

morrigan-gallery-01.jpg

 

 

Women in DAI appear to just have really thin necks by default. Damn giraffes everywhere.

 

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

 

WHAT IS THAT

 

WHAT



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Maybe Flemeth finally got to her.



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Not to go off-topic, but It's hard to say what Morrigan looks like at this stage of the game's development. Bioware has been known to iterate on character's faces over and over again right up until the release date, and so far, she has undergone at least three or four changes. I'm hoping that the final product is something close to the first screenshot below:

 

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Morrigan_Inquisition_promotional.jpg

 

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It's kind of odd that you and Bethesda tried to do the exact same thing, make your elves look "different". Don't get me wrong, I didn't like the changes that either of you made, but you guys didn't do even remotely such a horrific job of this as Bethesda did. Holy virgin eating volcano gods, when I first laid eyes on those horrifying, disgusting, rat-faced, Klingon-foreheaded elves, I almost fainted. I literally ran out of the room screaming. I had to watch three hours of LOTR and have a few shots of Captain Morgan's strongest to restore my sanity before I could return.

 

Though your elves, with excessively large heads, dome shaped foreheads, and eyes the size of butter tarts weren't even remotely as bad to look at, and were even sort of cute in a way... they were still kind of lame, and not very hot at all, like elves are supposed to be. They all look like children, for one thing, which is creepy, especially with Zevran. They also look less like elves and more like those blue extraterrestrials from that James Cameron movie, which really plunges it straight into "uncanny valley" territory. Extraterrestrials don't belong in DA. Sorry.

 

Can we please have our trusty old Tolkien-esque and very sexable elves back??... Pretty please, with a raspberry on top? :'(

 

Fail. In TES Mer are weird, unique, and foreign.

 

The main form of transportation in Morrowind are gigantic fleas called silt striders. Dunmer there worship Daedra openly. In Orsinium Orcs, or Orsimer, use giant centipedes as mounts. In the Summerset Isles all their architecture is made of crystal. The Altmer are huge proponents of eugenics and most of them have lived their lives exactly like their parents before them dating back to the creation of Mundus. Bosmer who are born and live in Valenwood are all cannibalistic through a pact made with their patron god Y'ffre to not harm any plant life. 

 

You can keep your generic Tolkein carbon copies.


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Exactly, they were already unique enough. No need for them to transform into Klingons.



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So they should all look like this?

 

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Go play Kingdoms of Alamur or Fable or something.


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Morrigan and leaving no stone unturned they even copied the mole.


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Not to go off-topic, but It's hard to say what Morrigan looks like at this stage of the game's development. Bioware has been known to iterate on character's faces over and over again right up until the release date, and so far, she has undergone at least three or four changes. I'm hoping that the final product is something close to the first screenshot below:

 

4a36334a83f54af056c19c5319e1a5ef.jpg

 

Morrigan_Inquisition_promotional.jpg

 

255894-mor.jpg

The first screenshot was done by a contracted CGI trailer company. They also portrayed Sten as a West African.



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Morrigan and leaving no stone unturned they even copied the mole.

 

Now that's a good redesign. 


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The elves look fine. They're not human.
i don't understand all the fuss.
Good job bioware, im loving the effort you guys and girls have been putting into making this game.
i for one will be having at least 2 elven inquisitor playthroughs.