Turians are attractive because of their class, sophistication, magnetic charisma as well as their reach and flexibility.
I would say Turian's suck but their mouth looks like a penis guillotine. There's no way even a clawhammer is coming out of there alive.
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- dat fury > all assari except liara because of braingasm and whatnot. srsly the asari in mp are all butterfaces.
I agree that Fury > asari. In fact, I'd say Fury >all, BUT.....the asari are butterfaces? LOL.
Well.. sure. Not everyone wants to get laid everynight..
Again, someone has posted in what appears to be English .. but this configuration of letters is unknown to me
I agree that Fury > asari. In fact, I'd say Fury >all, BUT.....the asari are butterfaces? LOL.
As long as she doesn't speak...
I would say Turian's suck but their mouth looks like a penis guillotine. There's no way even a clawhammer is coming out of there alive.
I've never considered this but I have no such contraption
I would say Turian's suck but their mouth looks like a penis guillotine. There's no way even a clawhammer is coming out of there alive.
I would say Turian's suck but their mouth looks like a penis guillotine. There's no way even a clawhammer is coming out of there alive.
This looks like a challenge... a weekend challenge!
OPERATION CLAWHAMMER PENIS GUILLOTINE
reqs:
1. 10 waves survived
2. ???
3. full extraction
Fixed.
FemTurian teeth appear to be smaller and less guillotine-y, so if one feels like pushing their luck...
female turians are cute. i think it's the eyes. 
They look like space crickets.
Space birds more so, chicken legs, just like them suit-rats.
Space birds more so, chicken legs, just like them suit-rats.
Mesmerising
Space birds more so, chicken legs, just like them suit-rats.
You know that digitrade is a more efficient and evolved form of locomotion than plantigrade, do you not?
So who are you calling a suit rat, you primitive? Frankly, I'm surpised that guy isn't falling over trying to dance like that with his cretaceous era bone structure.
You know that digitrade is a more efficient and evolved form of locomotion than plantigrade, do you not?
So who are you calling a suit rat, you primitive? Frankly, I'm surpised that guy isn't falling over trying to dance like that with his cretaceous era bone structure.
You know what's not very efficient? Having to wear a full body suit everywhere you go or you die.
female turians are cute. i think it's the eyes.
Pretty rough and tough skin though .... makes me wince at the thought ..
You know what's not very efficient? Having to wear a full body suit everywhere you go or you die.
Lol ...I mean racist !
You know what's not very efficient? Having to wear a full body suit everywhere you go or you die.
Perhaps if the lesser races were not so filthy and disease ridden, this would not be necessary.
Turians probably are kind of rough but I like it that way.
Wait that sounds wrong, never mind.
I should be sleeping but instead I'm here on bsn making posts about turians.
Turians are adorbs
Turians probably are kind of rough but I like it that way.
Wait that sounds wrong, never mind.
You know that digitrade is a more efficient and evolved form of locomotion than plantigrade, do you not?
So who are you calling a suit rat, you primitive? Frankly, I'm surpised that guy isn't falling over trying to dance like that with his cretaceous era bone structure.
Uh- huh how's that evolved immune system working out for those lot? Why don't you just air out that gross body suit and let the air at it... oh wait.
Uh- huh how's that evolved immune system working out for those lot? Why don't you just air out that gross body suit and let the air at it... oh wait.
Perhaps if the lesser races were not so filthy and disease ridden, this would not be necessary.
and if anything, technological adaptation to such a situation says more about the superior intellect and engineering prowess of the master race.
Besides, didn't you see the Tali's sweat thread? The air inside the suit smells of honey and cinnamon. Your insults are laughable. Everyone knows humans smell 3rd from worst before Vorcha and Asari, and you carry tons of germs and filth.
and if anything, technological adaptation to such a situation says more about the superior intellect and engineering prowess of the master race.
Besides, didn't you see the Tali's sweat thread? The air inside the suit smells of roses and cinnamon. Your insults are laughable. Everyone knows humans smell 3rd from worst before Vorcha and Asari, and you carry tons of germs and filth.
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