The inquisitor dies half way through and is replaced with Hawke, everything we saw so far is a bluff.
Metal...Gear?
The inquisitor dies half way through and is replaced with Hawke, everything we saw so far is a bluff.
Metal...Gear?
Andraste being behind the Fade rift.
Cole/demon cole is working for the antagonist. Or is just evil.
I don't trust Cole, he doesn't sit right with me after what I've read about him and what he did in the books. Cole is also in the Judas location of the companions picture, I am bracing myself for him being evil and working for or being the big bad.
It was Hawke dreaming the entire time...
It could go either way, Wynne lives long after DAO after all.
But almost all Bioware games have happy endings so I wouldn't mind a bittersweet ending once in a while
That went over so well the last time... ![]()
I don't trust Cole, he doesn't sit right with me after what I've read about him and what he did in the books. Cole is also in the Judas location of the companions picture, I am bracing myself for him being evil and working for or being the big bad.
The person in the Judas position was Solas if I recall correctly, and Cole was between Varic and Solas on the left side.
It was all a dream.
It was all a dream and the Inquisitor is being indoctrinated, mind controlled by a demon. Everything after the explosion is a dream.
At the end it turns out you have to choose whether you kill all spirits, ascend to godhood and put all spirits under you control, or make everyone a spirit hybrid.
I love how this never gets old, to me anyway lol
didnt i just post in this thread in the other section?
Anyway, recap
Plot twists:
Templar with a brain (sometimes used, but preferably one that isnt killed off, and cullen doesnt count cause hes no longer templar)
Mage who isnt like anders (whining about how bad the circle was, understood the argument, but just tired of hearing it)
Celene, gaspard, and briala are murdered and we have to play the "game" to investigate.... sandal is a suspect
Dorian's mustache is fake
That upstart captain thamond from the inquisition troops in crestwood is the one who betrays us, not any major character
Avernus's research was actually about creating hybrid dragon griffons, and the inquisition is attacking the wardens cause we want that awesomeness
Viviene is actually sandal in drag
Turns out the whole glowey hand thing has nothing to do with the fade, but the bad fried nugs you ate the night before
Canada has figured out how to move their country to thedas, and thats actually where all qunari (the kossith kind) are from
Oghren is actually the main protagonist of the game, but you dont play as him till the last five minutes
Divine justina is the big bad boss
The cowboys will win more than 8 games this year.... wait a minute.....
warden or hawke end up dead either way in order to make it easy for the story
Leliana inexplicably survives yet another game.
Flemeth is the OGB who time traveled via the Fade to give birth to Morrigan who gives birth to herself.
Obligatory Inquisitor is the OGB, etc.
a giant nug and its nug babies are behind it all and it is the final boss to save thedas.
Metal...Gear?
You can only defeat the big bad by romancing it and its many tentacles
Iron Bull is 17 nugs in disguise
Blackwall's beard detaches itself and jumps onto Solas's bald head to give him an Afro
A dance off resolves both the Mage-Templar conflict and the Orlesian civil war
ok, the dance off makes that post
The Inquisitor turns out to be a sex addict. You have an in-game bar which decreases with time and can only be filled with either prostitutes or LI's.
Flemeth is the figure both the Maker AND Andraste are based on and opened the rifts to get Her world ba.... wait no actually that sounds pretty cool
Sandal is the Great Evil, opening rifts with ENCHANTMENT.
Some Deus Ex Machima that gets featured into the story from nowhere and never gets proper explanation and furthermore is the solution to every problem that have arisen in the plot.
the explosion actually causes a rip in the space/time continuum and the Inquisitor is from the future ![]()
The only way to defeat the final boss of DA:I is to use Andraste's Sacred Ashes. But depending on whether the Warden tainted them or not determines if you win or lose the game. If they're tainted you lose.
New Games without imports automatically have the Ashes defiled.
Dragon Age: Keep is delayed for 6 months.
The Inquisitor is their own grandparent.