My theory has always been that the elves really were immortal, or at least lived for a loooong time. But they were slow. Really slow. Like, "I'm gonna go take a quick nap, see you in three years" -slow.
And the humans weren't.
And then maybe some elf noble went, "Hey these guys talk way too fast, I can barely understand them." And made a spell to speed himself up, and the spell got really popular until elves started dying early. And while everyone was panicking about that and trying to fix it, the Tevinter attacked and enslaved everyone.
The problem with all of that is how little sense it actually makes (not that this stopped Bioware). Nature doesn't move that slow - and it would be ridiculous for decisions to take the kind of timescale we are talking about here (e.g. people speak while an entire season passes and every crop dies). The elves would have to move at the same pace as the rest of living things - otherwise their society would collapse. Their food would root, their water would be poisoned, etc.
This part of elven history - assuming it's true - could only work if there was a huge underclass of elven servants that moved at the regular pace. Basically, if the "immortal" elves were completely isolated from society and were wholly supported by an underclass of definetly-moving-at-normal-speed elves.
Otherwise the elves never moved at this pace.





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