Contraceptives are probably one of those things that don't really need much in the way of fleshing out in Mass Effect. Like, we don't have to have Shepard apply a c*ck ring that emits a mass effect field...
or do we?
shep: Okay, you know this ship inside and out. Can you get me inside?
Traynor: There's an emergency exit hatch for evacuations. It should be right ...here.
shep: Manual lock. And it's only meant to to be opened from the other side. Any ideas?
EDI: Triggering it would require extremely precise mass effect field manipulation.
Traynor: *holds up toothbrush*
shep: *removing armor* : It's okay Traynor. I've got this.
Tali: Uhh, you're not going to...
EDI: Ew.





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