Inspired by Bioware's reveal of the weapon crafting system, I thought I'd start a thread where we Bioware fans can amuse ourselves in the months before launch coming up with names for our weapons.
So, since this is my thread, I'll start first. One name for a Warhammer think would be cool is, "The Head Canon Corrector."
Wasn't there a thread like this already?
Anyway, I'm naming my bow Pr*ck Pinner
How about "Knock knock" for a hammer.
Yup. They're going to hate my Inquisitor's politeness.
Also, yeah. First post, huh. Well... Hello, BSN!
My Rogue's daggers are going to called the Impaler and Slasher
The Mage staff will be called the Epic Staff.
Guest_Puddi III_*
Dual wielding Enserric and Lilarcor
If I can't stab them to death, I'll annoy them to death instead.
For a mage's staff, I shall use the most atrocious looking weapon model possible and call it, "The Ugly Stick."
Oh this is fun.I'll name my sword the Blade of Smiting for my Human Warrior,Blade of Order for my Qunari,Blade of the Forest for my Elf,and Blade of the Ancestors for my dwarf.
When my Dwarven Warrior gets the BIS Battleaxe, he's going to name it Oghren's Nug Humper.
Guest_Puddi III_*
Also, yeah. First post, huh. Well... Hello, BSN!
You must have lurked for a while, it's not really "BSN" anymore since the site change. 
Dagger - Princess Stabbity
Longsword - Die Already
Shield - Stop Hitting Me
You must have lurked for a while, it's not really "BSN" anymore since the site change.
Yup, that'd be right. Almost a year ago, if I remember that right. Probably don't. Oh well, can't remember it all.
Hmm... Maybe "Whoosh" or "The Wind's Whisper" for a bow?
Yup, that'd be right. Almost a year ago, if I remember that right. Probably don't. Oh well, can't remember it all.
Hmm... Maybe "Whoosh" or "The Wind's Whisper" for a bow?
"Twang!" The bow that says it's name every time it's fired.
My sword will be called "The Sword Of Truthiness". All my enemies shall fear it.
EDIT
Damn you Itachi and your ninja skills!
Wasn't there a thread like this already?
Anyway, I'm naming my bow Pr*ck Pinner
My sword will be called "The Sword Of Truthiness". All my enemies shall fear it.
Sword of Truthiness.
The epic craftable "Arrow of Schumacher" uses the ears of adorable Fennec Foxes as fletching to give it unparalleled accuracy. +100 Damage to cute fur-covered animals.
Bow: ******* ****nuts McGee
Sword: Stabby **** Mccupcakes
Staff: Gaint *****
Shield: Defense *****
Daggers: Double **** demolisher surprise
Not really, I have a few names in mind but they may change depending on my characters actions if I can't make them the way I want them. But here are a few anyway
Staff: Souls of the Fallen, Tears of the Fans, ___'s memento (still need a name of whose memento it will be)
Sword/Axe/Maul: Don't, blood stained, that one thing everyone wants, ____'s memory, Pride of the Stone, Diamond Cutter.
Thats all I got for right now.
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