In the vein of H.R., I think I'll name a greatsword of mine P.R.
Nothing improves your image in the public eye then maiming people left and right!
In the vein of H.R., I think I'll name a greatsword of mine P.R.
Nothing improves your image in the public eye then maiming people left and right!
My turn...
Bow: "Little Bianca" aka "Bianca sister"
Daggers: "Tinky&Winky"
Greatsword: "haters terminate"
Shield: "haters firewall"
Staff: "awesome magic staff"
Battleaxe: "what the hell"
Longsword: "Inquisitor Di*k"
Maul: "rattle-box"
The Dragon Edge
Longsword/Greatsword: Wildfire (fire enchant)
Mace/Warhammer: Winter (ice enchant)
War axe/Battleaxe: Sky's Edge (lightning enchant)
Daggers: The Lion's Claws
Mage Staff: The Dragon's Eye
just ideas though
Sword: Why was she not Bi???
Shield: That's against lore.
Longbow: These Shems are all racist!
Staff: Oh the Templar and Magi should be friends
WarHammer: Feels pummeled by Gaider
Duel daggers: The Elvish Tickler
GreatSword: Like GoT? Read the books!
Giant Two Handed Weapon: The Over-Compensator.
Magic staff: Dead racoon dipped in lyrium on top.
Twin Daggers: Isabella, dammit!
Two handed sword: Carver
War hammer: I flatly refuse
Sword: Soft cushions
War Hammer: The Qun
Daggers: Knife Ears
Longbow: From Arlathan with Love
Staff: Morning Wood
Sting!
lol, I jest.
But I love the idea of naming my weapons. I'll probably wait until I get a really good one that I won't replace, similar to the dragon-bone sword in Awakening, or Star Fang, and then name it myself based on some deed my Inquisitor does or some great enemy I fight.
You know....one thing that I would LOVE to be introduced in this game was done very well in Kingdoms of Amalur. In Kingdoms, you could craft your own weapons and armor, and then name them.
So if you equipped a pair of plate mail that you crafted, but named it Snooky's Plate Mail, in the item description and list through the rest of the game, rather than see Plate Mail, you would see "Snooky's Plate Mail," equipped.
I am going to make an awesome sword and I shall name it "Guts" because it is going to be coated with the guts of my enemies.
Staff: The Executive Branch
Sword: Colbert's Fury
Daggers: Myers and Voorhees
Bow: Sniper of Fools
i plan on having a two handed sword called "no questions asked"
Staff: Babylon or Heresy
Twin Daggers: Andraste's T*ts
Staff-Conjurer of cheap tricks.
Oh so many ideas:
Staff: The Stick of Truth
Daggers: Hokey and Pokey
Bow: Sonic Rainboom
War Hammer: Thor-ella
Two-handed Sword: PMS
Greatsword: Angelica
Shield: I'm not dead yet!
Staff: Excalibur (Ah, how I love classic names. Naming your... wait... what?!)
Greatsword: Long, Dark and Handsome
Bow: An Ancient Longbow
Dagger 1: Isabela
Dagger 2: Zevran
Longsword: Rubied Wonder (for all the blood going on it)
Shield: Shield of the Couslands (hoping to actually Cousland-ify it)
Axe: Woodsman's Ire (Mindcanon'd Codex: 'This infamous axe has been known cut off a toe from every tree-cutter to ever use it. Perhaps you'll be luckier.)
Just a fraction of the names I'll come up with and use, of course.
The Defenestrator.
Crossbow: Lightning Bolts
Warhammer: Subtlety
Dagger 1: Loller / Smiling
Dagger 2: Skates / Bandit
Staff: HELP! HELP! I’M BEING REPRESSED!
Claymore: The Blade of No
Battle Axe: Man Opener
I'll probably name them after sounds they make
Daggers : snickt
Longsword: shing
Greatsword: swoosh
Hammer: Splort
Bow: Thuk
or mabye the sounds their victims make
"Maker save me!"
"No Please"
"Arrrgghhhh"
"What was tha-"
etc