Uh... Actually... That is why they exist. Butts, I mean. The butt is in fact the truest sexual characteristics for our species, just like why baboons have such obvious and large butts. Butts sole purpose is attracting mates. Obviously the hole inside the butt isn't meant for that, but the cheeks that surround it certainly are. In fact, butts are why human female breasts are enlarged and inflated 24/7 instead of just when they're pregnant or nursing like literally every other mammal on the entire planet. Butts became a little less "in your face" once we started walking upright, so female breasts became what they are today to somewhat mimic butts so that they could be the "in your face" sexual characteristic instead. So yes, boobs are meant to be chest butts on top of being for feeding infants.
So yeah, butts are in fact entirely for eye candy.
...you were saying, Cyonan?
I'm sure that andy##### is making a joke, but the fact is that Poe's Law is still pretty much in effect. When people make jokes about how butts are just there for titillation, it's hard to see the divide between "I'm just being funny, I would never actually say this," and "this is honestly what I think."





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