Yeah okay? What is he gonna do, throw a fist full of chest hair at Oghren? The Oghmiester had chesthairs when he was in diapers. All I see happening in that scenario is Oghren charging at Varric relentlessly, throwing Bianca on the floor like a child's plaything, and pounding Varric into a boneless dwarven puddle with a great maul.
Unless he gets hit by a bolt falls over and is like "meep," without The Warden to come in and go "RAAAWWWER," or he gets spooked by the shleets. Varric ftw.





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