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[CBGB]

Cailan's Last Poem
Duncan at my side,
Teyrn Loghain has my back.
A glorious day!



Sten and Dog
He’s not so worthy
of respect when he eats my
warden treaty scrolls.



My PC Learns Slowly
Never again say
how much she’s like her mother.
‘tis cold in my tent.



Chantry Verse
Brother, where art thou?
Thing is, we warden-types are
on a schedule here.



Forum Haiku
u play less than me?
noob. play more? its time u got
a life lol



Pearl Secrets
Think you’re a hero?
Star-sword and dragonbone helm?
I’ve seen you with nugs.



The End, Not the End
All is said and done,
and I can’t even Return
(sigh!) to Ostagar.




Those with the Collector’s Edition get an (unhemmed) Orlesian doily and a Special Bonus Limerick:


I once knew a dwarf with a son.
‘He’s touched,’ he told everyone.
But the boy was whip-smart,
His ruse just a part
In a game we all played for good fun.

Modifié par CBGB, 24 janvier 2010 - 05:50 .

[tallon1982]

I was gunna say that's not a haiku but now that your format is fixed it's much better =) Nice work on those.

[Taiyama]

I love it, very witty. I especially love the third one.

[AdorableAnarchist]

Love the nug one!!!

[flyingjudes]

These are quite funny. I like them.

Haikus are awesome.

[lydlyd]

I love your Haiku! Would it be too much to ask for more? hehe.

[odiedragon]

Oh ye gods.  A haiku thread! 

Ostegar
Beautiful mountains
Ruins are quite impressive
Trees need some work though

Tower of Ishal
No Darkspawn for you
King says beacon must be lit
Epic Glory Fail

Vulture
Very cold here in Wilds
I wonder, does she notice?
Nipples point to Yes

Hmm.  This could get interesting.

[odiedragon]

Fear My Thorns
I swear he just said
“I picked it in Lothering”
Leliana SMASH 

Awkward
Did I hear that right?
My eyelashes, in a jar?
Redheads are crazy

Challenger
Pasharra, kadan
I’ve had enough of the cold
Your command ends here

Modifié par odiedragon, 25 janvier 2010 - 06:13 .

[Tasmen]

Wax on/Wax Off

Sword covered in grime
Want me to polish your sword
Uh, that's what she said..

[doctorofdarkness]

Clustered enemy

mages. So this is what love

feels like, Mana Clash.

[Kabada]

Virgin Warden
'twas a long wait's end
touched for the very first time
hand inside his pants

[CBGB]

flyingjudes wrote...

These are quite funny. I like them.

Thank you. I am also available for children's parties. PM me.




Excellent additions! I wish I'd thought of the title "Wax On/Wax Off."

[Tasmen]

CBGB wrote...

Excellent additions! I wish I'd thought of the title "Wax On/Wax Off."

*bows*