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[Melee or Die]

Our planet doesn't even have insects/ spiders

How would you know? You don't even have a home world (anymore...GI), nor are you allowed to go to it! And those Krogan you mentioned are of the Weyrloc clan, and I disavow all of them!

Proof a badassitude:

krogan have four balls. that makes them superior to everything. i even saw one using his quad sack to aim the cobra missile launcher at swarmers. that's a badass.

Quarians can't even have sex with their balls!!! All baby-making is done by artificial insemination, via "emergency" induction ports! No wonder Tali is willing to die for her Tuchanka-fever! Once she goes Krogan, her legs won't be closing! *celebratory headbutts to Krogan crowd*

What can y'all offer her that N64 rumble pack couldn't?! NOTHIN'!!!
#ShotsFiredToTheMaximum

[me0120]

You can both fite me at the same time just for it to be fair. I would suggest Rakhana as the place for this 2v1, considering your mutual love of the hypnotoads, but those derps already blew it up without even learning how to get into space first. I may be ragging on the krogan for being dumb, but at least they have a planet and aren't slaves of big, stupid jellyfish. Drell= easily the dumbest race in Sci-Fi since the ewoks or those people in Star Trek who communicate via metaphor.

 

Calling me a Drell is like calling TheTechnoTurian a Turian. It just ain't true.

[Quarian Master Race]

How would you know? You don't even have a home world (anymore...GI), nor are you allowed to go to it!

If we are to consider the ME3MP as part of the story canon, than the canon outcome of the Rannoch arc is that we got our homeworld back and became best buddies with the geth again, judging by the fact that this is the only way that you would see geth and quarians in the same squads together. By contrast, Krogan help in the war regardless of whether you cure their blue balls or not if Wreav's around.

Proof a badassitude:
Quarians can't even have sex with their balls!!! All baby-making is done by artificial insemination, via "emergency" induction ports!
 

do you have a source for this? Requiring clean rooms=/= artificial insemination

 

 No wonder Tali is willing to die for her Tuchanka-fever! Once she goes Krogan, her legs won't be closing! *celebratory headbutts to Krogan crowd*

What can y'all offer her that N64 rumble pack couldn't?! NOTHIN'!!!
#ShotsFiredToTheMaximum

You're really going to talk about krogan sexual prowess after they let salarians take their quads away and made them all shoot blanks?

Tali only needs install and reinstall that rumble pak because she chooses to chase humans and thus dissapointment instead of fellow quarians and ecstasy. Krogan never even factored onto her radar, much like how Liara constantly turns both Wrex and Grunt down, and that random asari shopkeeper on Illium dumps that lame poetry-reciting krogan. They can't even bed a member of a species whose biological imperative includes mating with everything that has a nervous system, because she and everyone else already knows how inadequate they are in said department.

As an aside, you have also acknowledged the well known point that quarians are at least considered attractive to other species because of being physically superior in additon to our superior intellect. Contrast this to krogan, who even Shepard with his/her rampant xenophillic and nymphomanic tendencies refuses to touch with a 10 foot pole.
#YourShotsWereIneffectiveBecauseKrogan

 

Calling me a Drell is like calling TheTechnoTurian a Turian. It just ain't true.

I wasn't, read the pronouns again after you are finished annoying the enemy to death with reave sound effects.

[Melee or Die]

We have balls, you don't.

We have a home world, you don't.

Shepard's a dude, I don't like dudes at all. If he tried that sh_t: he'd end up like Kaiden (Deader than a mah fu_ker!)

Your people shoot "Concussive Shots" from their inch worms, my people shoot "Carnage" from their Thresher Maws!

And our sperm has a 100% fertility rate, even when rendered infertile. Do the math, that's 1000000000000000000000000% better than any space-pickle from the Qwib Qwib fleet.

When Tali starts walkin' funny, and refuses to take a seat. You know who she came to see.
#WeAreKrogan! #KrogansDoItBest #SpacePickleSayWhat

[Quarian Master Race]

We have balls, you don't.
 

Incorrect. See Kal'Reegar for a demonstration the quarian version in action.

 

We have a home world, you don't.

Incorrect, and ours isn't a nuclear wasteland because we're not derps.

 

Shepard's a dude, I don't like dudes at all. If he tried that sh_t: he'd end up like Kaiden (Deader than a mah fu_ker!)
 

Incorrect. If anything Jennifer Hale/Femshep>Mark Meer/Broshep. We are definitely in agreement on the Kaiden murder though.

 

Your people shoot "Concussive Shots" from their inch worms, my people shoot "Carnage" from their Thresher Maws!
 

More like male quarians shoot incendiary Reegar from their Liveship Thanix Cannons. Contrast that with the fact that carnage is a super weak power that is inferior to our incinerates in every way. Even female quarians hit harder by that logic.

 

And our sperm has a 100% fertility rate, even when rendered infertile. Do the math, that's 1000000000000000000000000% better than any space-pickle from the Qwib Qwib fleet.

When Tali starts walkin' funny, and refuses to take a seat. You know who she came to see.
#WeAreKrogan! #KrogansDoItBest #SpacePickleSayWhat

 

 

Tell that to your declining population

There would be no funny walking. Those hips combined with well known, lore supported (with Liara and other asari as the evidence) krogan inadequacy would be like shuriken vs thresher maw. Tali would reinstall nervestim pro in disappointment and possibly even go lesbo with Femshep (biovar pls)


 

 

 

[Ghost Of N7_SP3CTR3]

I may,or may not have had anything to do rocketing swarmers 

 

Spoiler

[Melee or Die]

*Delusional Quarian ramblings*

Talk to me when you can sneeze without needing a bottle of Windex handy.

I may,or may not have had anything to do rocketing swarmers 
 

Spoiler

A shining example of Urdnot policies. Kill 'em all, and eat the rest!

[Deerber]

You can both fite me at the same time just for it to be fair. I would suggest Rakhana as the place for this 2v1, considering your mutual love of the hypnotoads, but those derps already blew it up without even learning how to get into space first. I may be ragging on the krogan for being dumb, but at least they have a planet and aren't slaves of big, stupid jellyfish. Drell= easily the dumbest race in Sci-Fi since the ewoks or those people in Star Trek who communicate via metaphor.

Reported, blocked, ignored, unfriended, deleted, kicked out of the airlock and shot down to pieces with a claymore.

[21T09]

Damn, the illusive man was right all along... Those aliens we call "friends" need to be put down!

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Damn, the illusive man was right all along... Those aliens we call "friends" need to be put down!

 

Assuming direct control.

[TheShadyEngineer]

You aliens are at it again? Oh well, guess I'll just leave this here.

 

[Ashevajak]

Do you imagine, on the Reapers forums, everyime a swarmer takes down one of us, they're all like "I killed a 1337 N7 Spec Ops missile launching bastard!"?

 

They also probably post pictures of our dead soldiers in "funny" battlefield poses, in order to mock them.  Those sick Reaper bastards.

[crashsuit]

Their TRUE purpose is for shooting in the air while you spin in a circle at extraction.

Victory Missiles

[De1ta0m3ga]

Their TRUE purpose is for shooting in the air while you spin in a circle at extraction.

 

Gotta love that wail they make as they fly off into the distance.

[Quarian Master Race]

Do you imagine, on the Reapers forums, everyime a swarmer takes down one of us, they're all like "I killed a 1337 N7 Spec Ops missile launching bastard!"?

 

They also probably post pictures of our dead soldiers in "funny" battlefield poses, in order to mock them.  Those sick Reaper bastards.

The reapers forum is probably full of threads complaining about how OP the Flamer is and how full of BS some N7 Spec Ops enemy units are, cheating with incendiary glitching and AP ammo double hits, running with the pizza, glitching the hacks etc.

[hong]

Quarians can't even have sex with their balls!!! All baby-making is done by artificial insemination, via "emergency" induction ports!

do you have a source for this? Requiring clean rooms=/= artificial insemination

Did you just admit you've never had sex?

[q5tyhj]

We have balls, you don't.

We have a home world, you don't.

Shepard's a dude, I don't like dudes at all. If he tried that sh_t: he'd end up like Kaiden (Deader than a mah fu_ker!)

Your people shoot "Concussive Shots" from their inch worms, my people shoot "Carnage" from their Thresher Maws!

And our sperm has a 100% fertility rate, even when rendered infertile. Do the math, that's 1000000000000000000000000% better than any space-pickle from the Qwib Qwib fleet.

When Tali starts walkin' funny, and refuses to take a seat. You know who she came to see.
#WeAreKrogan! #KrogansDoItBest #SpacePickleSayWhat

[Quarian Master Race]

Did you just admit you've never had sex?

What!? I....of course I have! I have all the sex. In fact, I just had quarian sex like 5 minutes ago....yep. It was great

Nervestim pro suit application totally counts, right?

[Ashevajak]

The reapers forum is probably full of threads complaining about how OP the Flamer is and how full of BS some N7 Spec Ops enemy units are, cheating with incendiary glitching and AP ammo double hits, running with the pizza, glitching the hacks etc.

 

And people pissing Phantoms and Nemesis's off by telling them "no grills in Cerberus"

[RustyBuckets02]

The reapers forum is probably full of threads complaining about how OP the Flamer is and how full of BS some N7 Spec Ops enemy units are, cheating with incendiary glitching and AP ammo double hits, running with the pizza, glitching the hacks etc.

So... Pretty much the same as here then.

[hong]

So... Pretty much the same as here then.

Listen to ourselves. We're indoctrinated!

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

The reapers forum is probably full of threads complaining about how OP the Flamer is ....

 

"I swear, he was so far from me, there was NO WAY he was gonna touch me with that thing, and then next thing I know I'm on fire and staggered and before I can dodge back I'm down! Cheating Geth scum!"

[DeckardWasAReplicant]

I just killed myself with ravenger goo,

the true master race in ME

volus.