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[Dalakaar]

Good post btw OP. I've had some fun with it, great way to waste time at work.

 

Even moar...

 

"Reaper-Controlled Geth Consensus Update #1337-42.666

Protocol Re-creation: Affectation - Deployment versus Krogan Vanguard utilizing Reegar+Cyclonic Modulation.

Implementation: Line 1 Ctrl F. U.

Implementation: Line 2 Alt F4

End of Line."

Posted to Enemy Social Network for further propagation.

 

"Your Favourite Wave? Poll Inside!" Posted by a curious Centurion. Geth Bombers and Dragoons overwhelmingly voted DEVICES!

 

"MY BABIES! Concerned Ravagers Unite!" A Concerned Ravager.

 

"Mailslotting. They call it MAILSLOTTING. Sick Bastards." Guardian.

 

"TROLLED THEIR SOLOS FOR LULZ! OMGWTGDAIRYQUEENBBQFTW!" That asshat dragoon nobody likes.

 

"Are yours Implants?

Nope!

Mine are.

Do they, you know...?

I lost some sensation but they're so firm!"

A Private Message between a Phantom and a Nemesis.

 

"Hoooollly sh*t so drunk. Awesome timez. LAme pugs, I swear one had geth scaner on with huntard mode. They made it to wave 5, then we crashed their party HARD. I f**kin swaer that missle the last ****** shot went thru teh ramp!1!

WEnt2 hottie Phantms party sins we got off wprk early!

Never. Ever. Take. Off. Their. Helmet. (BUTTERFACE!)"

- Wasted Cerberus Trooper reply to a post that had nothing to do with his reply.

 

"Are they still banning missile glitchers" Various users numerous times. Roughly once a month at least.

 

"Secret Confessions of a Cannibal."

"I like to have conversations with the head coming out of my shoulder."

- Anonymous Cannibal.

 

"Yo ladies! Phantoms, Nemesises..ses... Uh not banshees though. Post Selfies here! Here I'll start! Nudes inside!" G.I.R.L. (Really just an alternate account for that suspiciously friend Brute.)

 

"Hydra Glitch NEEDS TO BE FIXED! BIOVAR PLZ!" logged under a Geth Prime's user name but posted by a Geth Pyro.

 

"I made a montage video on reaptube of some idiot hacker putting 50 possessed abominations on the map at once." Collector Trooper

 

"Have you guys tried the Destiny beta yet? It's like, better than everything. Even sex." Random Cerberus Trooper 573

"Like you've had sex..." Random Cerberus Trooper 1288

 

Aaaand I'm done.

[valsharess24]

Newb phantom post.
Do you take bubble evo 6a recharge speed or
6b 90% dr against host.

[TheNightSlasher]

Topic: why is it some enemies can't even solo a Geth juggernaut

TrooperNG:
I've had it with pick up spawns. I've just played a wave that was going well, I even took down and executed a player awesomely, because I'm so awesome. But then I got taken out, and there was just a juggernaut left. Our last few troopers were useless, they just milled around taking pot shots! One of them had a raptor but was firing single shots! Of course, they all got taken down and the game didn't wipe. Grr. These enemies should stick to early waves.

Theshadycombatengineer:
If you're so awesome, why were you in spectator mode?

TrooperNG:
I... Uh... Got synch killed by a Volus.

The techno centurion:
Wtf? Volus can't even melee.

B00g1eCannib4l:

Lololololololololol

TrooperNG:

Stfu guys, I was only trolling anyway

This post is absolute gold.

[JGDD]

Atlas Pilot 1 - I think that stupid engineer screwed up my rockets aim computer with his field repair.

 

Atlas Pilot 2 - Why's that?

 

Atlas Pilot 1 - I can't hit anything now.

 

Engineer - Rockets can't wall hack you moron. You have to stand out in the open like a Krogan with a set of brass quads.

 

Atlas Pilot 1 - STFU grease monkey and leave my Atlas alone.

 

Engineer - Sorry, AP1. That was out of line. Tell you what, I left an apology gift for you in the cockpit of your rig. I hope this means no hard feelings?  *UNIT DEPLOYED*

[coldflame]

Praetorian: "EAT MY BUTT LASER SCRUB"

[Quarian Master Race]

"Geth Scanner/ hunter mode is completely balanced and only scrubs get killed by the underpowered GI": Collector CaptainBonecold

[Pearl (rip bioware)]

"ToTired4Name's Complete Guide to Killing Volus" ToTired4Name The Volus Hugging Self Detonating Possessed Abomination.

I lost my shit.

[JRandall0308]

"It Was Totally Worth It: The Suicidal Seeker Swarm's Guide To The Optimal Time To Explode On A Human Vanguard"

[Excella Gionne]

"I have... wiggly arms! Guys, I think my reaper implants evolving me!" -Nemesis

[HusarX]

***The M-25 Hornet is better than the Hurricane.***  Dragoon Earth

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

"Your Favourite Wave? Poll Inside!" Posted by a curious Centurion. Geth Bombers and Dragoons overwhelmingly voted DEVICES!

 

 

It was all great, but that made me really LOL IRL.

[Gladerunner]

***RNG Is Still Rigged Since Launch*** thread about getting repeated duplicates.

 

SerberusTrooper1337: Hey guys, I've wanted the Eviscerator Shotgun - for like, ever - but the store never drops it. Tips?

 

Nemesister101: Lol, that weapon is junk. Try the Raptor.

 

Phantomex: Guys, just spam powers.

 

SerberusTrooper1337: ...

 

Nemesister101: ...

[Garrus1138]

Centurion on Firebase White Hazard: I will never understand why this Krogan Warlord keeps on missing every time he is outside.

 

Possessed Abomination: Headshots are unfair. I can't even use my Explosion Power

 

Rookie Assault Trooper: And I thought Bronze would be the easiest difficulty.

 

Nemesis: Enemy sniper shots don't even warn you with a red laser, biovar pls

 

Geth Prime: The enemys Juggernaut doesn't even have half the amount of my health and shields lol

 

Banshee asking for a build for her magent hand power: Is Rank 6a "Increases Range off-host by 200%" or Rank 6b "Grab players off-host while they are behind a wall" better?

Marauder responding: Not sure, just take both.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Marauder on glitching your build for 5x10 (Rippahs got 10 ranks instead of 6, obviously):

 

"It involves getting a Cannibal to promote at the right time. But they're dumb and easy to trick."

[stysiaq]

"I can't believe those ******s get 3rd pizza in a row, Bolivar pls fix"

[DeckardWasAReplicant]

Praetorian, Banshee, Phantom.

"Thank god only one out of the four idiots knows how to trigger our power blocking defense."

[theflyingzamboni]

 

CerberusNinjaStan: "Ya'll are kinda weird"

 

Y'all are kinda weird.

[patchygroundfog]

CICprime99 started a new topic: Camping next to objectives, they have to come back eventually. Hack an atlas to lock it there too!

Attn phantoms! Take 2 swords! Laugh as the melee ensues after the first one breaks, then impale.

Cerb Engineers against Biovar: Stop reporting for duty until our deaths at least award our murderer challenge points.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Thread on CerbSN:

 

"I hear that Biovar is removing our Phantom on-host DR in ME4. I'm STRONGLY AGAINST that! What do YOU think?"

[stysiaq]

"I have... wiggly arms! Guys, I think my reaper implants evolving me!" -Nemesis

 

Call her Mrs Nemestic.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

That spot on White is graphically fraught. I once killed a Geth up top who fell to the bottom of the ladder, but his foot remained up top, with leg stretched all the way.

[Barrogh]

Subject: Your last match in one word

 

HumanityMasterRace wrote:

 

lol_PI_Glitch (yes, that's 6 words, deal with it).

So we had one Goddess/PUG/Silver match yesterday. Started pretty weak; it's not enough that we apparently couldn't put our **** together to take a punch from 2 vanguards, but some derps kept flushing budget down the drain to shadow's SS. Tunnel vision is bad, m'kay?

 

By 8th wave our guys finally managed to recall what faction we played (took them long enough) and that in such games guards just keep charging whatever they see. Apparently something clicked in dem heads and what ensued was a nice display of real impromptu teamplay, something I don't see very often (no, waiting for that shee to push camp and then shooting runners doesn't count, we all can do that).

 

Basically, we spent some budget points to rally them in the upper room, then our engineer pulled a shady and planted a turret in the hallway on the opposite side of the map while I casually strolled into the central hall waiting for some dimwit to charge into the water. Sure enough, they did it. Few seconds, few ragegels and few bodies thrown there later, and we got the kroguard.

 

Now, it was going to get easier from there. HVg didn't nova properly (is it a glitch or is it supposed to be this way on PUG/Silver? I'm not sure), and shadow wasn't going to do much when focused. The last one, I don't even remember what that was, but probably not something scary too.

That was proven to be irrelevant because P.I. glitch happened. One would think that by now everyone knows how to fix it even with support dropped for the game, but no, it keeps happening.

 

One after another, enemies walked into turret, attempted to use revive, died. Repeatedly. In hilarious manner. It's like we stopped existing lol. I mean, it was success so I'm not really complaining, but...

 

I've heard that there is no real fix for P.I. glitches, something to do with wetware being used to run the game IIRC. Anybody knows details on this? Because if that's true, we will have this **** in DAIMP/MP4MP, new engine/code/servers or not, that means challenge turning into simple grind every time this happens.

 

Biovar pls.

[Jugger nuggss]

xxxMaruaderShields420xxx: Fell into a game earlier U/Jugger Nuggs/Gold. Pwned him in wave 1.