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[AW_FC_1986]

Atlas to random Assault Trooper: "Thx to you, we didn't get the 10 WS medal. L2P, scrub!"

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Subject: Your last match in one word

 

HumanityMasterRace wrote:

 

... then our engineer pulled a shady ..

 

It's all great but that's the best bit

[Ashevajak]

"I managed a wave 1 full team wipe....on Bronze.  And you struggled on Platinum with two Banshees, a Brute and two Ravagers to back you up?  Lrn 2 husk scrub" by l33t Hu5k 420

[TheShadyEngineer]

It's all great but that's the best bit

I agree. Indeed tis a day brightener.

[The BLVD Knight]

"Has anyone else been having trouble with RGN store? All I keep getting are these f**king Phaestons"! ~Marauder

[The BLVD Knight]

[Bronze Geth Rocket Trooper joins a platinum lobby]

 

Platinum Geth Rocket Trooper(lobby leder): Hey man, we play this straight up. Are you double heat seeking missile glitching on targets you're not even looking at"?

 

Bronze Rocket Trooper: No, no I'm not even sure what that is. I'm new and just started playing I swear

 

[2 players in the lobby try to kick him immediately then he just leaves]

 

Platinum Rocket Trooper: I hate it when these scrubs try and join my game, how does he think he'll put up points without double missile glitching?!

 

[Geth Juggernaught with 15 turrets already spawned joins the lobby]

 

Platinum trooper: Okay this guy looks legit, everybody ready up. Oh and Platinum Hunter, make sure your tac-cloak is specced so you can get shot 57 times and still be cloaked. 

[ZipZap2000]

Banshee: RAAHHHHH!

[The BLVD Knight]

[Urgent message to The Elusive Man]

 

Commander Centurion: Sir! A matter of grave importance has just been brought to our attention

 

Elusive Man: This better not be a waste of my time Commander [takes a drag off Cerberus E-cig]

 

Commander Centurion: Sir, do you remember that combat engineer we promoted for actually killing a Juggernaught in a bronze match? 

 

Elusive Man: Yes of course, that video is hilarious. Go on...[takes a drag off hookah he bought in Florida on vacation]

 

Commander Centurion: Well sir, he's noticed a very interesting anomaly during a clean up scan after our last mission failure. He feels that we can cripple the Alliance supply lines by disabling the ammo crates in the LZ on FB Giant and near the pillar forrest on FB Rio. I checked the numbers sir and these ammo crates account for 98% of the Alliance resources. It's actually quite dumb

 

Elusive Man: Very interesting indeed, let me know as soon as it's done Commander [takes a drag off an apple bong Kai Leng made]

 

[Wave 1 wipes on platinum spike 78% and Anderson issues a platinum ban until they can figure out what the hell is going on]

[Excella Gionne]

"Free hugs!" - Banshee

[crashsuit]

"Bend over and cough!" - Banshee

[Quarian Master Race]

Subject: Your last match in one word

 

HumanityMasterRace wrote:

 

lol_PI_Glitch (yes, that's 6 words, deal with it).

So we had one Goddess/PUG/Silver match yesterday. Started pretty weak; it's not enough that we apparently couldn't put our **** together to take a punch from 2 vanguards, but some derps kept flushing budget down the drain to shadow's SS. Tunnel vision is bad, m'kay?

 

By 8th wave our guys finally managed to recall what faction we played (took them long enough) and that in such games guards just keep charging whatever they see. Apparently something clicked in dem heads and what ensued was a nice display of real impromptu teamplay, something I don't see very often (no, waiting for that shee to push camp and then shooting runners doesn't count, we all can do that).

 

Basically, we spent some budget points to rally them in the upper room, then our engineer pulled a shady and planted a turret in the hallway on the opposite side of the map while I casually strolled into the central hall waiting for some dimwit to charge into the water. Sure enough, they did it. Few seconds, few ragegels and few bodies thrown there later, and we got the kroguard.

 

Now, it was going to get easier from there. HVg didn't nova properly (is it a glitch or is it supposed to be this way on PUG/Silver? I'm not sure), and shadow wasn't going to do much when focused. The last one, I don't even remember what that was, but probably not something scary too.

That was proven to be irrelevant because P.I. glitch happened. One would think that by now everyone knows how to fix it even with support dropped for the game, but no, it keeps happening.

 

One after another, enemies walked into turret, attempted to use revive, died. Repeatedly. In hilarious manner. It's like we stopped existing lol. I mean, it was success so I'm not really complaining, but...

 

I've heard that there is no real fix for P.I. glitches, something to do with wetware being used to run the game IIRC. Anybody knows details on this? Because if that's true, we will have this **** in DAIMP/MP4MP, new engine/code/servers or not, that means challenge turning into simple grind every time this happens.

 

Biovar pls.

Unliked, liked, then repeat x1000. Did not even see the name before

[Jugger nuggss]

Any ideas?
Started by Cerberus Engineer Jul 25, 2011 09:35 p.m.

So what do you guys think those Phantoms sweat smells like since never see them out of there suits?

[squaredgonzo]

Any ideas?
Started by Cerberus Engineer Jul 25, 2011 09:35 p.m.

So what do you guys think those Phantoms sweat smells like since never see them out of there suits?

 

a full body ball sweat i reckon

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Any ideas?
Started by Cerberus Engineer Jul 25, 2011 09:35 p.m.

So what do you guys think those Phantoms sweat smells like since never see them out of there suits?

 

Vanilla. Genetically engineered, remember? And we should all know how much the Illusive Man likes vanilla scent, especially if you remember that incident on Sur'kesh.

[Jugger nuggss]

Vanilla. Genetically engineered, remember? And we should all know how much the Illusive Man likes vanilla scent, especially if you remember that incident on Sur'kesh.

Yeah but the engineer dont know that

[Amaeth]

In Memoriam: To all brave souls who have been hurled into the atmosphere, may your stardust forever flow through the universe.

Today we take a moment to honor another comrade risen to the heavens.

 

We will miss you Garry.

[DaemionMoadrin]

Awesome thread, thanks for making me laugh.

[Pheabus2009]

Phantom's thread name: "Petition to nerf the Acolyte";

Scion's thread name: "Tips on how to defend a wave 10 objective".

...some random rant:

Husk: "da*n it, why that stupid Maurader kept buffin' me when I was just about to grab an enemy?"

Banshee: "I swear I could have sync-killed that guy if the Ravager didn't shoot his noob cannon!"

[Nitrocuban]

I remember a very old thread with a fake screen shot of a BSN forum for enemy factions, one thread startet by a Phantom was "other players not pulling their weight!".

[JRandall0308]

Posted By: Xxx-KillaReepa837292-xxX

 

Thread Title: Engineer class is broken

 

I am sick and @!#$^! tired of playing against the broken Engineer class. Does every @!#$^! character in that class have some way to stun?????? And would it kill Bioware to limit the stun to one target at a time instead of the whole @!#$^! team????????????

 

I barely spawn into a wave and a @!#$^! Turian Ghost uses Overload on me and my two best friends. And we're @!#$^! just standing there spasming while he hoses us down with that insane Cerberus assault rifle... how come on Platinum matches I never see our Cerberus allies using the @!#$^! Harrier MCMLXVIII that the Turian Ghost gets?

 

Or this other time I rounded a corner right into TWO!!!!!!! Human Engineer Combat Drones and TWO!!!!!! Quarian Engineer Sentry Turrets!!!!!!!!!! It would've been comical how much I was getting stunned except that I couldn't see anything because of the screenshake.

 

And don't even get me started on @!#$^! Decoy. How can you even tell if that thing is real or fake?????????? And when you shoot it, it... blows up and stuns you.

 

Come on Bioware, I demand that you nerf the @!#$^! Engineer class.

 

@!#$^! @!#$^! @!#$^!

[Amaeth]

Collections of my Favorite Classical Masterpieces:

 

While I enjoy the screams of terror and suffering from my enemies in some games I like to perform my favorite arias while dancing around the battlefield.

Our enemies do not seem to understand the beauty in these airs. All the more reason these barbarians need to be eradicated.

 

Here is a list of some of my favorites for your enjoyment. - Banshee "Pipes" Esmeralda.

 

Ave Maria by Franz Peter Schubert

[CrutchCricket]

lol this thread actually got me to log in again.

 

Title: Thanks for making Guardian Class useless!

 

Shieldguy: Seriously, what's the point of this class anymore? Shield is useless, all enemies have AP rounds or aim for the obvious HOLE in it. Movement speed is ****, Talon fires too slow wtf??? Oh and apparently cryo Falcon can get right through and FREEZE US SOLID! This can't possibly be intended!

 

OneEyeSniper:At least you have a melee.

 

MoarDakka: pfft I don't have a melee noob. And I only rock a Phalanx.

 

OneEyeSniper: Can you shoot pointblank? Yes, so stfu.

 

MoarDakka: oh cry more. at least you don't have an explosive turret on your back that takes forever to setup...

 

AtlasShrug87: Yo Dakka I was just in a match with you why didn't you repair me ******? We could've wiped them if I wasn't on my last tic of armor.

 

Shieldguy: Guys can we get back on topic please?

 

AtlasShrug87: Dude guardian sucks anyway. Base trooper gets more kills than you.

 

g00n: lol trooper sucks.

 

OneEyeSniper: Dragoons are so op.

 

g00n: lolol u jelly?

 

NinjaLang: Please use existing thread. End of Line

[Amaeth]

OneEyeSniper: Can you shoot pointblank? Yes, so stfu.

 

To be fair, on laggy games cerberus snipers can fire on the move and hit.

[CrutchCricket]

To be fair, on laggy games cerberus snipers can fire on the move and hit.

 

Yes but not if you're right in their face, which is where the point blank comment comes in. They have a min range beyond which they can't shoot. Which makes it possible to trap one in a corner and it's absolutely powerless to do anything. You can light melee it to death for hours.

[Amaeth]

Yes but not if you're right in their face, which is where the point blank comment comes in. They have a min range beyond which they can't shoot. Which makes it possible to trap one in a corner and it's absolutely powerless to do anything. You can light melee it to death for hours.

Lag laughs at minimum range >_<