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[LaughingBanana]

Cerberus Psychic Tutorial Thread: How to Accurately Yell TARGET'S CLOAKED Even When You Can't See 'Em.

[JRandall0308]

Freaky Post-Death Scream Thread: How to Yell Something Even When You've Been Decapitated

[Seraphiene]

Which unit annoys you in a match: 

" Banshees! They are so annoying with their screaming! I had two of them on the team and they just wouldn't shut up. And then there was this Atlas stomping around, ruining my headshots." (tryhard clueless Marauder)

" Lesser species, you should finally learn how to properly mock them, use your elbow the next time. And ask the Geth Hunter to join you, I've heard he's into these things. Also, send me a message- we shall show those organic fools our superiority...." (Collector Captain) 

 

" Me wanna hugz!" (Husk 253586403355)

" Yesterday, that N7 vanguard tried to melee me. Stupid noob. Will post vid later. " (Phantom)

 

---- " So, I was the only one left of the team and finally, after 500 hours, I managed to get the invincibility bug working." (Nemesis)

..... " Ha, great! I also tried it, but no luck so far. And, did you kill them?" (Trooper 545)

---- " Ehm, well, not exactly....Do you know how long it takes to reload this thing? But I managed to get their shields down, at least 8 times!" 

..... " LOL. " 

---- " They are so OP, I swear!" 

..... ".... I already told the Illusive Man he should buff your skills." 

---- " Oh, shut up. At least I didn't get downed by a Volus." 

....  Trooper 545 has left the conversation

 

" Yesterday, this Turian tried to hide from this unit on FB Giant. Probably thought this unit couldn't see him. He died 3 times before noticing this unit put a turret behind his back. " (Geth Prime)

 

Cannibals, standing over a downed teammate: " Poor Johnny, took a Claymore shot to his face.................................... Oh well, let's eat!"

How to handle OP enemies, some tips: 1. spawn behind them 2. use invisible turrets 3. invite a Banshee with magnet hands ability to join the party 4. remember, lag is your best friend!!

" Don't let a Vanguard get close! Vanguards are vicous opponents that can instantly kill you!" (Trooper 259)

[cwolf18]

EtTuBrute: Drell Adept is OP! As soon as I spawned. one immediately shot me in the face, reaved and blasted me with a bunch of grenades, didn't even get a chance to fight back AND he ruined my brand new armor plating... NOT looking forward to asking Harby for a new set... pls nerf NAO!

 

Cannibal_Lector: You think you had it rough? I got launched into space!

 

Omnomnomnom: Me 2...

 

HuskHuskington: Didn't even bother to use a grenade on me, it's like he was mocking me...

 

Dawn_Till_Husk: I got grenaded but I had 3 friends with me, were you on your own?

 

HuskHuskington: Yup...

 

Dawn_Till_Husk: How many times have I got to tell you?! Stay with the team, L2P scrub...

 

HuskHuskington: You got pwned despite having friends to help you, don't lecture me...

 

elbowOdoom: The git destroyed my shields then made me float in the air, for a minute I thought I was safe because my friends arrived and kept him pinned down but then a wild Asari appeared and made me explode...

 

EpicWail69: Hey guys! He won't be bothering you anymore, for a while at least. I surprised him and gave him a hug

[valsharess24]

Attention collector units: Official sign up sheet.

All those wishing to be possessed must sign up here.
Remember being a possessed collector can be a blast.

Harbinger.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

 

Cannibals, standing over a downed teammate: " Poor Johnny, took a Claymore shot to his face.................................... Oh well, let's eat!"

" Don't let a Vanguard get close! Vanguards are vicous opponents that can instantly kill you!" (Trooper 259)

 

 

That was pure gold, but those are my two favourites

 

Remember being a possessed collector can be a blast.
 

 

Lolz!!

[TheNightSlasher]

TheNightSlasher appreciation thread - a random collector unit.

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

phantoms are dangerous opponents but are single.  approach them.

[Quarian Master Race]

Speaking of phantoms, I'm disappointed that no one has made a mock enemy complaint thread about Kroguard/Worlord damage reduction BS and stagger resistance. I'd think geth would be all over that

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Speaking of phantoms, I'm disappointed that no one has made a mock enemy complaint thread about Kroguard/Worlord damage reduction BS and stagger resistance. I'd think geth would be all over that

 

You should get right on it - who's better qualified?  

[Dalakaar]

RISE FROM THE DEPTHS!

I'm necroing this thread because it's funny and I haven't seen it in a looong time.

[The_Nightman_Cometh]

I'm too lazy to read the 4 previous pages to find out what this thread is actually about.... so I will just leave this post here.

[Quarian Master Race]

fantastic thread

 

[LoonySpectre]

Centurion_Talawi Posted Today

 

Hey, back in the days of Alliance training we were taught how to apply medigel. How come Cerberus never installed those omni-tool upgrades? Are we used as cannon fodder or something? I didn't sign up for that!

[MrGoldarm]

***SCRREEEEEAAACH!?**** By Random Banshee

***No damage multiplier when cloaked? This unit thinks that this is unfair!*** Geth Hunter1011101010110

***Geth Prime fire and bot support Appreciation thread XVIIX****

[Quarian Master Race]

"Geth Rocket Launcher Weapon Stats"

Base damage: 1000

Damage Per second: 333.3

Reload Canceled DPS: 900000000000000000000000000000000000000+

[LoonySpectre]

One Wave Survived medal: fact or urban legend?

[GeneralXIV]

Oh god i love this thread

[Darth Volus]

SQUAD Y U NO KEEP MOVING? 

[LoonySpectre]

***Official*** TAKING CASUALTIES Thread

[Fuenf789]

Remind me again why related posts like these are go whoosh over a head : https://forum.biowar...art/?p=19812701

[GeneralXIV]

They would probably think stasis would be too powerful tooooo many complaints about Asari it would be like those seeker swarm things but a million times worse...

[SethGecko]

Desmond (Cerberus infantry) to Nemesis project #44....

 

"Did you bring one of those new Black Widows with you this time???"

 

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"S#it "

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

So, how come the only four people in the universe with medigel are the ******** ********* of ****** who just dropped planetside to mass-murder us? >

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

Hey, where can we get those quiet grenades that don't beep on a heads up display?