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[SethGecko]

Nemesis project #45 to (Cerberus Guardian) Harry......

 

"I heard these rebels have FRIGGING Javelins Harry!!!"

 

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"Don't worry Miss. If you stand right behind me ....  you'll be just fine".

[GeneralXIV]

***Official*** Inside the Monitor Thread
 

[The_Nightman_Cometh]

* How to survive a grab and become invincible *

[Dalakaar]

* How to survive a grab and become invincible *

I knew you'd read it.

[SethGecko]

Nemesis project #46 to (Ceberus Dragoon) Charlie...

 

"Charlie!!!! Charlie, they're already at the LZ, .... would you stop jumping and flapping those stupid things about for just one minute???

 

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"WHAT!? What do you want??"

 

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"Do you remember Harry?"

 

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"Yes, the small bald guy, with the shield?"

 

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"That's him, and if anyone asks.... he ummm, promised me his hamster".

 

 

 

 

 

(I should stop now...)

[Indoctornated]

"Target the Sniper!" Sniper cloaks, goes chasing Quarian bum bum instead.

[GI3007]

Praetorian1: Hey did you see how I sneaked up on that stupid infiltrator while he was aiming across the map and bit his head off? 

 

Praetorian2: yeah lol. priceless! What about that stupid vanguard who charged me when I was on my last bar of armour, thinking he could finish me off, and I caught him mid-air? Tasty!

 

Praetorian1: Oh, I love it when they make it easy for us!

 

Praetorian2: Oh, oh. Guess what???

 

Praetorian1: What?

 

Praetorian2: I just mastered the art of the butt laser. Now I can kill stuff I'm not even looking at!

 

Praetorian1: Nice. How about the 'instant-laser-switch-to-jab-n-bite-the-head-off'  move?

 

Praetorian2: Pfff! That's easy! Every noob praet out there can do that!

 

Possessed Praetorian: Oh hey guys, I just got out of game where I killed four pugs at once through a wall, with my seeker missiles. Was a London-Plat...I know, should pick something harder...Anyway, these scion scrubs and I trapped 'em in a corner and made a meal of them. They all bled out on Wave 5.

 

Abomination: Hey guys, I'm new here. Looking forward to playing my first game. Any advice?...Will let you know how it goes.

 

Praetorian1: errr...Do you want to tell him or should I?

 

Praetorian2: [to the Abom]: Yeah cool buddy, I'm...uh...sure you'll have a...blast?

[LoonySpectre]

The Fine Art of Junction Detection: A Guide for Beginning Marauders

[GeneralXIV]

Husky61 - I got into an argument with MrBrute14 about swarmers. he said they were too weak
 
BansheeIScream - You shouldnt mess with a brute! Are you nuts????
 
Husky61 - why not???
 
BansheeIScream - they slam you pretty hard

 

[GeneralXIV]

MrBrute14 - I hear BansheeIScream is into some pretty weird stuff
 
shawarmaswarmer - How do you know???

MrBrute14 - you didnt see what she did with her hand on that poor female adept

[Deerber]

Praetorian1: Hey did you see how I sneaked up on that stupid infiltrator while he was aiming across the map and bit his head off?

Praetorian2: yeah lol. priceless! What about that stupid vanguard who charged me when I was on my last bar of armour, thinking he could finish me off, and I caught him mid-air? Tasty!

Praetorian1: Oh, I love it when they make it easy for us!

Praetorian2: Oh, oh. Guess what???

Praetorian1: What?

Praetorian2: I just mastered the art of the butt laser. Now I can kill stuff I'm not even looking at!

Praetorian1: Nice. How about the 'instant-laser-switch-to-jab-n-bite-the-head-off' move?

Praetorian2: Pfff! That's easy! Every noob praet out there can do that!

Possessed Praetorian: Oh hey guys, I just got out of game where I killed four pugs at once through a wall, with my seeker missiles. Was a London-Plat...I know, should pick something harder...Anyway, these scion scrubs and I trapped 'em in a corner and made a meal of them. They all bled out on Wave 5.

Abomination: Hey guys, I'm new here. Looking forward to playing my first game. Any advice?...Will let you know how it goes.

Praetorian1: errr...Do you want to tell him or should I?

Praetorian2: [to the Abom]: Yeah cool buddy, I'm...uh...sure you'll have a...blast?

Laughing my ass off!

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

Brutalicious--I'very been posting a lot about this on Tumblr, but I think it's time to demand some accountability from the devs. I'm tired of the exploitative homoeroticism in this game. I'm speaking, of course, about my ass. I'm depicted with a tiny head (which I have to keep covered with my claw, symbolizing how the world forces me to hide my intellect behind my powerfully masculine sexuality) and armor all over my body...except my giant, perfectly-sculpted *human* ass. And the game invites everyone to "shoot" me there. I'm tired of being objectified like this . I'm not an object--I'm a sensitive collection of Batarian and Turians parts! The idea that I should be surveyed by gamers and made available for their sexual fantasies is unacceptable! I will be on hunger strike until I am represented with a reasonable body image.

[LoonySpectre]

Brutalicious--I'very been posting a lot about this on Tumblr, but I think it's time to demand some accountability from the devs. I'm tired of the exploitative homoeroticism in this game. I'm speaking, of course, about my ass. I'm depicted with a tiny head (which I have to keep covered with my claw, symbolizing how the world forces me to hide my intellect behind my powerfully masculine sexuality) and armor all over my body...except my giant, perfectly-sculpted *human* ass. And the game invites everyone to "shoot" me there. I'm tired of being objectified like this . I'm not an object--I'm a sensitive collection of Batarian and Turians parts! The idea that I should be surveyed by gamers and made available for their sexual fantasies is unacceptable! I will be on hunger strike until I am represented with a reasonable body image.

Krogan parts. Not batarian. Batarian is a Cannibal thing.

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

I thought there were Batarians in there, too, but I did forget Krogan.

[Cerbe "R" Us]

Praetorian1: Hey did you see how I sneaked up on that stupid infiltrator while he was aiming across the map and bit his head off? 

 

Praetorian2: yeah lol. pricellllllllllllllllll

 

The PS3 version.

[GeneralXIV]

Brutalicious--I'very been posting a lot about this on Tumblr, but I think it's time to demand some accountability from the devs. I'm tired of the exploitative homoeroticism in this game. I'm speaking, of course, about my ass. I'm depicted with a tiny head (which I have to keep covered with my claw, symbolizing how the world forces me to hide my intellect behind my powerfully masculine sexuality) and armor all over my body...except my giant, perfectly-sculpted *human* ass. And the game invites everyone to "shoot" me there. I'm tired of being objectified like this . I'm not an object--I'm a sensitive collection of Batarian and Turians parts! The idea that I should be surveyed by gamers and made available for their sexual fantasies is unacceptable! I will be on hunger strike until I am represented with a reasonable body image.

 
You think thats bad???
 

 
... at least with Brutes its just their butts... this guy has all his sacs on show  talk about overly sexualized character models

[GI3007]

 You think thats bad???
 

 
... at least with Brutes its just their butts... this guy has all his sacs on show  talk about overly sexualized character models

 

The sex life of a ravager:

"...and then my big red ball sacks exploded and spiders came out..."

 

...sorry everyone...

[GeneralXIV]

The sex life of a ravager:

"...and then my big red ball sacks exploded and spiders came out..."

 

...sorry everyone...

 

You forgot about the goo

[GI3007]

Krogan parts. Not batarian. Batarian is a Cannibal thing.

 

I thought Brutes were made from Elcor parts

[GeneralXIV]

To me it looks half elcor half turian not sure where the Krogan comes in...

[Darth Volus]

To me it looks half elcor half turian not sure where the Krogan comes in...

 

The brute is a hulking amalgamation of turian and krogan victims of the Reapers. Because tissue from dextro-protein species like the turians is incompatible with levo-protein species like the krogan, implants regulate the brute's body chemistry to combat organ rejection.

 

It is the fusion of turian military skill and krogan blood rage that makes the brute such a formidable enemy, capable of destroying armored vehicles to get to the soldiers inside. Troops are advised to keep their distance, and, whenever possible, not engage a brute alone.

[Loufi]

 

The brute is a hulking amalgamation of turian and krogan victims of the Reapers. Because tissue from dextro-protein species like the turians is incompatible with levo-protein species like the krogan, implants regulate the brute's body chemistry to combat organ rejection.

 

It is the fusion of turian military skill and krogan blood rage that makes the brute such a formidable enemy, capable of destroying armored vehicles to get to the soldiers inside. Troops are advised to keep their distance, and, whenever possible, not engage a brute alone.

 

That's some great copy-paste skills BH ! 

[Darth Volus]

That's some great copy-paste skills BH ! 

 

Thank you, thank you very much. Took me whole 5 seconds 

 

"whew, imma take a sip of this ice cool cocktail, job well done  " 

[GeneralXIV]

 

The brute is a hulking amalgamation of turian and krogan victims of the Reapers. Because tissue from dextro-protein species like the turians is incompatible with levo-protein species like the krogan, implants regulate the brute's body chemistry to combat organ rejection.

 

It is the fusion of turian military skill and krogan blood rage that makes the brute such a formidable enemy, capable of destroying armored vehicles to get to the soldiers inside. Troops are advised to keep their distance, and, whenever possible, not engage a brute alone...

 

 

...unless youre playing bronze/silver because you can engage a brute alone hard but you know possible

 

Thanks for the information... I always thought they were elcor... they really dont look like Krogan what kind/size of Krogan do they USE??? 

[LoonySpectre]

Kits with good sidestep speed can engage Brutes alone at any difficulty.