Me: "Soooo, Leliana. I'm just gonna go write in my journal before I go to sleep. Wink, wink! Nudge, nudge!"
Leliana: "Ok. See you on the morrow."
Me: "Ah! I was hoping you could come to my chambers and help me with my spelling. Wink, wink! Nudge, nudge!"
Leliana: "Ask Josephine. I'm busy planning for the Redcliffe mission."
Next day...
Me: "There is a fruit on your desk, Leliana."
Leliana: "Er, yes. Would you like an apple?"
Me: "Aha! You are offering me your fruit, are you?"
Leliana: "Yes, take the apple. I've eaten."
Me: "I though your fruit was forbidden."
Leliana: "..."
Two weeks later...
Me: "I've got you flowers, Lily. Just like the ones your moth..."
Leliana: "Thank you, but I've developed an allergy."
Me: "I went to the market and got you a baby pig."
Leliana: "That's sweet of you, but I have my hands full with Schmooples. I heard Anders is looking for a new pet."
Me: "Do you wanna go shoe shopping?"
Leliana: "Sorry, but I can't fit any more in my walk-in closet."
Me: "I have a date with a pirate queen and a ridiculously handsome elf. Wanna come?"
Leliana: "Er, no!"
Me [grabbing Leliana by the shoulders and shaking her]: "Leliana, it's me. I've missed you so much. I even molded my face in the character creator so that you would recognize me. Remember! Reeemeeeember!"
Leliana: "!?"
Me: "Fine. Just be like that. I'll go lick Alistair's lamppost, instead."
Leliana: "I don't think he's got time to see you. Ever since he saw the Enemy of Thedas trailer, he has been spamming Mike Laidlaw about wether his lost queen will return to him."
Me: "Aaaaaargh!"
Iron Bull: "Come to papa!"
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