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[Yinello]

Gimme!!!

 

*gives but gets fired by Bioware* Damned!

[Hellion Rex]

I'm glad this thread is back I know it gets dysfunctional but it's so damn entertaining. (Thanks Allan!)



Actually laughing out loud. Beautiful.

We actually have Maria to thank for the thread resurrection this time around.

[BabyFratelli]

We actually have Maria to thank for the thread resurrection this time around.

 

I can think of so many ways I'd love to thank Maria. 

[Ceoldoren]

The thread burnt down and the ones who planned to play female Elves are standing in the center mid-cheer.

The bodies of their former friends lay around them, tears still streaming down their lifeless cheeks. 

 

but in all seriousness I feel pretty bad for everyone else who wanted to romance Solas, I don't think any of us saw this coming.

[Maria Caliban]

It brought a wildfire that burnt down the Solas thread and left behind ruins stained with the tears of Solas fans. Desperation is the one way to survive.

I saw that. Tamyn killed a guy. I think there was a trident!

(Tamyn, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a relative or safe-house close by - lay low for awhile because you're probably wanted for murder.)

[Cainhurst Crow]

I think its safe to say that neither of the companions listed will be romancable, and the last romance will in fact be with our secret mercantile advisor Bodahn.

 

If not, bioware will show its biased colors once again against the vertically challenged community.

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

They should've had Leliana or Morrigan be waifus in DAI. Bioware would've been breaking new ground with player initiated third person cheating.

 

Yes! This exactly! Then we get the option to either be sneaky or throw it in the Warden's face!

[Ceoldoren]

I saw that. Tamyn killed a guy. I think there was a trident!

(Tamyn, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a relative or safe-house close by - lay low for awhile because you're probably wanted for murder.)

Best post on here I've seen in a long time, haven't laughed this hard in awhile. Thank you Maria, as a Blackwall fan these are somewhat stressful times.

[Lucy Glitter]

I can think of so many ways I'd love to thank Maria. 

 

 

mmmhmmm

[Ceoldoren]

I think its safe to say that neither of the companions listed will be romancable, and the last romance will in fact be with our secret mercantile advisor Bodahn.

 

If not, bioware will show its biased colors once again against the vertically challenged community.

....I'm ok with this.

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

I think its safe to say that neither of the companions listed will be romancable, and the last romance will in fact be with our secret mercantile advisor Bodahn.

 

If not, bioware will show its biased colors once again against the vertically challenged community.

 

Preach it!

[Hellion Rex]

I think its safe to say that neither of the companions listed will be romancable, and the last romance will in fact be with our secret mercantile advisor Bodahn.

If not, bioware will show its biased colors once again against the vertically challenged community.

I'd bang him lol.

[Tamyn]

I saw that. Tamyn killed a guy. I think there was a trident!

(Tamyn, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a relative or safe-house close by - lay low for awhile because you're probably wanted for murder.)

 

 

But how else am I gonna fuel my blood magic?!?

 

 

 

 

(that was an Anchorman reference, wasn't it)

 

 

Edit:

 

That is a very scary gif, Lucy.

[Saberchic]

It brought a wildfire that burnt down the Solas thread and left behind ruins stained with the tears of Solas fans. Desperation is the one way to survive.

Why are they upset? He's an option at least.

[Hellion Rex]

Why are they upset? He's an option at least.

The people that wanted to romance him as something other than a female elf were upset.

[Ryzaki]

I'd bang him lol.

 

...

 

oh god I actually considered it.

 

WHAT HAS THIS THREAD DONE TO ME.

[panamakira]

I'm hoping Blackwall for females but I feel like Viv will be the final romance option.

[Lucy Glitter]

Why are they upset? He's an option at least.

 

'Cause he's, "straight" and some people have already planned out their PCs down to full names and backstories.

 

Though I reckon that there's an agenda.

[BabyFratelli]

 
*snip*

 

mmmhmmm

 

Meaning politely or in a note or maybe even in the form of a fruit basket, Lucy. 

[Ryzaki]

The people that wanted to romance him as something other than a female elf were upset.

 

Yep. And now the only option I have for a taller female protag with a male LI is Cullen.

 

I'm hedging my bets on Cullen.

 

*weeps*

[TheLastSuperSaiyan87]

Strange I went to the Solas thread when the news broke and it didn't seem bad to me

[Hellion Rex]

Yep. And now the only option I have for a taller female protag with a male LI is Cullen.

I'm hedging my bets on Cullen.

*weeps*

Oh damn, you really are slumming it now. Ouch. Sorry, Ry.

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

...

 

oh god I actually considered it.

 

WHAT HAS THIS THREAD DONE TO ME.

 

The Corruption is spreading Ryzaki. I'm only immune because all waifus are equally inferior to the holy Murder Knife.

 

We must cleanse this place before it is too late!

[Zakhar]

Why are they upset? He's an option at least.

Sure. But he's a pretty restricted option. It's pure disappointment at this point rather than the massive bonfire it was when it slipped.

[Cainhurst Crow]

...

 

oh god I actually considered it.

 

WHAT HAS THIS THREAD DONE TO ME.

 

It has touched you and left its mark upon you.

 

As it has us all.