My pen is bigger than all your pens!
Dating standards...
#251
Guest_Dobbysaurus_*
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:16
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- A Crusty Knight Of Colour aime ceci
#252
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:16
Lol went full on psychiatrist though. Inb4 you get him to have a razr tier existential crisis.
Well what did you expect from the guy with the avatar of Dr. Lecter, dick jokes?
#253
Guest_Cat Blade_*
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:16
Guest_Cat Blade_*
Ok?
That is huge. I'm impressed. Let's measure some more of them...
- TheClonesLegacy aime ceci
#254
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:17
That is huge. I'm impressed. Let's measure some more of them...

#255
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:17
#256
Guest_Cat Blade_*
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:19
Guest_Cat Blade_*
*faints*
#257
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:19
That certainly makes me feel inadequate.
Imagine all the English Essays you could write with that Pen!
#258
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:20
My manhood is good, son. I don't know about yours though, with your need to prove how much of a man you are.
He hasn't made much of a case of "proving" how much of a man he is.
Frankly, I don't think he is much of a man if his life goal is to see how much "dragon slaying" he can do in a week.
- The Love Runner aime ceci
#259
Guest_Cat Blade_*
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:21
Guest_Cat Blade_*
That certainly makes me feel inadequate.
Imagine all the English Essays you could write with that Pen!
If by "all the English Essays you could write" you mean "all the wet tighty-whitey contests you could win"....
#260
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:21
#261
Guest_Dobbysaurus_*
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:24
Guest_Dobbysaurus_*
Nevermind.... I spoke too soon.
- TheClonesLegacy aime ceci
#262
Guest_Cat Blade_*
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:25
Guest_Cat Blade_*
He hasn't made much of a case of "proving" how much of a man he is.
Frankly, I don't think he is much of a man if his life goal is to see how much "dragon slaying" he can do in a week.
If he looks like his avatar, I'd tap that sh** - both ends of it.
Where'd he go? Hope I didn't scare him off.
#263
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:25
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Crap! Out of likes
LOL
#264
Guest_Cat Blade_*
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:26
Guest_Cat Blade_*
good lord, Cat.. O.O
I would wager on said contest. And I would grade an English essay.
- Sigma Tauri aime ceci
#265
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:26
Nevermind.... I spoke too soon.
No worries bud. It's a Qunari thing. Blame the Maker! ![]()
Was happy to show it off....wanted to try to make cassandra feel bad for turning me down yesterday when I was trying to get a code ![]()
#266
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:26
If he looks like his avatar, I'd tap that sh** - both ends of it.
Where'd he go? Hope I didn't scare him off.
that's actually his rl pic unfortunately.. lol
#267
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:28
I would wager on said contest. And I would grade an English essay.
See one of those things is reasonable....
that's actually his rl pic unfortunately.. lol
I call BS.
#268
Guest_Cat Blade_*
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:29
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that's actually his rl pic unfortunately.. lol
Pfffff. You mean fortunately! (For me...)
Krogan, where'd you run off to?
I didn't see your face in that avatar, but I bet you have a pretty mouth.
#269
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:29
LMAO

#270
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:29
I'm actually an asexual. Sex has no meaning to me. I value friendship most, Male or Female. But I haven't really found someone who thinks as I do. But I believe that friendship at its most evolved level is better than love.
you seriously need to find the closest vagina (or dong if that's your thing) and have intercourse with it, can't stay a lonely internet virgin all your life
#271
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:30
Is that the pen that comes with the Necronomicon from Evil Dead?
No, it's a Ed Gein special.
Oh, too soon?
- TheClonesLegacy aime ceci
#272
Guest_Cat Blade_*
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:30
Guest_Cat Blade_*
LMAO
That one's a little um... well... that one requires some warm-ups.
- NextArishok aime ceci
#273
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:31
That is huge. I'm impressed. Let's measure some more of them...
"I call it The Compensator!"
#274
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:31
#275
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 02:31
that's actually his rl pic unfortunately.. lol
It doesn't have much of a difference, to me anyway, if it was or was not.
A person can be attractive but be a complete douche. A person can be "less" attractive and have the best personality.
- The Love Runner aime ceci




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