when your 20 single and working
banging random chicks is the life
Or its the life of a 20 single and working douche bag. just sayin'.
Nah, that's just your life, apparently. It's nothing to be proud of either. Then again, mainstream media must've really hammered that dudebro mentality into you.
should i be like you a internet stud… but in real life….a dud ![]()
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seriously, this is not the way. I hope you will change your mind once one one of girls you managed to get her mad about being one nighter stand you'll find yourself tied up to a light pole, buck naked as an punishment for that and it would serve as an justice for all girls.
just saying.

seriously, this is not the way. I hope you will change your mind once one one of girls you managed to get her mad about being one nighter stand you'll find yourself tied up to a light pole, buck naked as an punishment for that and it would serve as an justice for all girls.
just saying.
I'm sure my avatar could dream up some far more fitting punishments... ![]()
seriously, this is not the way. I hope you will change your mind once one one of girls you managed to get her mad about being one nighter stand you'll find yourself tied up to a light pole, buck naked as an punishment for that and it would serve as an justice for all girls.
just saying.
already been tied up naked
Or its the life of a 20 single and working douche bag. just sayin'.
It is the life of a dudebro, which is a somewhat common subspecies of males around 18-25 years of age.
They are most well known for their constant attempts to pick up women, low intellect, and fragile ego that requires constant reassurance that they aren't a completely hopeless douche bag.
This thread is hilarious and I hope the mods take a while to get around to locking it.
It's just too entertaining to watch.
I hope they don't, rofl.
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This thread is getting soooooo weird, Man!
This thread is getting soooooo weird, Man!
We can do weirder.
I hope they don't, rofl.
I was apprehensive about this thread, because I had nothing to add to the OP.
But this has been the most entertaining thing I've watched today.
already been tied up naked
And you survived?
Someone did that wrong. ![]()
We can do weirder.
Most definitely.
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should i be like you a internet stud… but in real life….a dud
Being a dud would imply I've failed at doing what I set out to do, like a grenade that doesn't go off. I've never set out to date any girl, even if I've thought about it. I've been perfectly content with just having girls that are friends. Again, I'm not out here trying to fulfill some quota of hookups. You're looking for "the one right now". I'm just interested in "the one". That's probably a social faux pas when you're young but I don't really care.
Being a dud would imply I've failed at doing what I set out to do, like a grenade that doesn't go off. I've never set out to date any girl, even if I've thought about it. I've been perfectly content with just having girls that are friends. Again, I'm not out here trying to fulfill some quota of hookups. You're looking for "the one right now". I'm just interested in "the one". That's probably a social faux pas when you're young but I don't really care.
Agreed.
The media/society has made it seem acceptable for young men to party hard/hook-up with anything that moves (regardless of how impaired they are at the moment). I'd go off on one of my typical rants, but it's highly off topic and would cause premature locking of this thread.
Being a dud would imply I've failed at doing what I set out to do, like a grenade that doesn't go off. I've never set out to date any girl, even if I've thought about it. I've been perfectly content with just having girls that are friends. Again, I'm not out here trying to fulfill some quota of hookups. You're looking for "the one right now". I'm just interested in "the one". That's probably a social faux pas when you're young but I don't really care.
Depends on the circumstance too. Sometimes hookups just "happen" depending on variable, attraction level, sexual tension, etc. Nothing wrong with either, but I'm in the "I don't care" either boat, never really interested. My body is, but my mind - nah.
should i be like you a internet stud… but in real life….a dud
Pretty sure J.Reezy said he isn't a try-hard when it comes to dating.
And then theres the people like you on the internet who thinks having one-nighters is "living the life"
Now I don't know about some girls, but J.Reezy would be a guy I'd go for before a "dudebro" like you, Krogan.
Who needs people when you have cats and the internet
Being a dud would imply I've failed at doing what I set out to do, like a grenade that doesn't go off. I've never set out to date any girl, even if I've thought about it. I've been perfectly content with just having girls that are friends. Again, I'm not out here trying to fulfill some quota of hookups. You're looking for "the one right now". I'm just interested in "the one". That's probably a social faux pas when you're young but I don't really care.
stars help you kid
don't worry bro I'm out there every friday saturday night scoring chicks and having sex with them….for all you emasculated guys that can't score
stars help you kid
don't worry bro I'm out there every friday saturday night scoring chicks and having sex with them….for all you emasculated guys that can't score
What the hell is wrong with you?
Agreed.
The media/society has made it seem acceptable for young men to party hard/hook-up with anything that moves (regardless of how impaired they are at the moment). I'd go off on one of my typical rants, but it's highly off topic and would cause premature locking of this thread.
Well.... you're acting like back in the Neanderthal days, men didn't just go up and bang some next chick right there and then. It's our "animal" instinct to do so, not saying I abide by it, but I understand Krogan's mindset, from a certain perspective at least and it's perfectly reasonable. A lot of chicks love one night stands as much as guys do, but I agree with a lot of folks here - not my thing.
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already been tied up naked
Stop talking and show us your pen*s.
(what? I said pens...)
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If I reach my like quota I'm hunting you guys down...
Depends on the circumstance too. Sometimes hookups just "happen" depending on variable, attraction level, sexual tension, etc. Nothing wrong with either, but I'm in the "I don't care" either boat, never really interested. My body is, but my mind - nah.
Exactly.
Pretty sure J.Reezy said he isn't a try-hard when it comes to dating.
And then theres the people like you on the internet who thinks having one-nighters is "living the life"
Now I don't know about some girls, but J.Reezy would be a guy I'd go for before a "dudebro" like you, Krogan.
Aww, thanks.
stars help you kid
don't worry bro I'm out there every friday saturday night scoring chicks and having sex with them….for all you emasculated guys that can't score
And that doesn't make your more masculine than Reezy, just sayin' "bro".