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[N7recruit]

Ok lets see what the BSN can come up with! I'll go first

 

"No no It's OK! I'm a necrophiliac so when you die we can still do the diddly!" 

 

"You're so good looking I'd drink your bath water" 

 

"Did you know that You have the cutest smile when you are asleep?" 

 

"So are you going to invite me in or am I going to have to spy on you from your closet again?"

 

"I'd suck on your tampons like popsicles" 

 

 

 

If the BSN is good for anything it's stuff like this, so let's see what you guys & gals got!

 

And remember The creepier the better! 

[The_Prophet_of_Donk]

"What this? It's just a hairdoll! I just want to be next to you at all times....even if its just a part of you"

[AwesomeJokeME]

That's enough BSN for the day

[raging_monkey]

To cass
" you always bring a sword into bed, wanna switch"

[SnakeCode]

"I've done some calculations and I deduced what your sweat smells and tastes like."

[Potato Cat]

You're so beautiful. You look exactly like my dead baby sister.

[Pierce Miller]

"Hey baby let's play pretend, I'll be the magister and you can be my elven slave"

[N7recruit]

"Oh come on! Just because I'm a friend of your Dad's!" 

[Hero]

 

"I'd suck on your tampons like popsicles" 

 Oh god, I'm a dude and even I find that creepy as hell.

[thats1evildude]

"Maker, you look so sexy covered in blood."

[dekarserverbot]

To Viviene:

"I want cover your ass in chocolate and lick it all clean"

 

To Cassandra

"I smell your all day worn armor when you remove it"

[LOLandStuff]

"I like watching you while you sleep. Intensely do I watch you while you sleep."

"I'm not creepy, I'm just very protective of the things I love."

[Ieldra]

"Maker, you look so sexy covered in blood."

LOL, that reminds me that in the German version of DAO, the sultry female Warden's voice occasionally says she's sticky with blood after a fight, but she doesn't sound as if complaining rather than as if she expects someone to lick it off her. I made a whole character concept based on that line. 

[SmilesJA]

Hey Viviene! Let's roleplay! You'll be a Desire Demon and I'll be the gullible Templar.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"Want a sandwich?"

[spirosz]

"Hey." 

[dragonflight288]

You don't have to lose weight, really. I mean, I can fit in your armor easily. 

 

(based off of switching armor sets with me and my companions while equipping one of them with a better set.)

[Master Warder Z_]

From Cass to the Inquisitor

 

Cass: Hey! no need to be so formal...I've seen you naked!

 

Inquizzy: *Gulps*

 

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

"FELICITATE ME"

[Angloassassin]

"FELICITATE ME"

 

 

I.. My soda came from my nose - I hope you're happy. It burns with joy.

[TheLastSuperSaiyan87]

To Sera

 

".........did you have seafood without me?"

[Ryzaki]

"Can I smell your belly button?"

[c00lgy24]

"By the Maker Dorian your Staff handling would make Andraste moan!"

[Tamyn]

"We have so much trust in our relationship that I could just push you off this cliff right now and you wouldn't even expect it."

[Alan Rickman]

This is just outright begging to get included in another "seriously, wtf BSN?" video, right? Ok, I'm game.

 

"Stick with me, baby. You'll never have to buy toilet paper again."