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[Angloassassin]

"What's the difference between you and that corpse over there? The corpse doesn't scream every time I slap it's arse."

[Xerxes52]

"You have a very pretty face, I'd like to wear it."

[Zombie_Alexis]

 

Nope.

[Wolfen09]

The doll i made of you lets me do that to her.........

 

Wanna find out how i got this rash? (sexy voice)

 

Would you shave my back?

 

Who knew red lyrium was such a good aphrodisiac?

 

Whats your mom and sister up to theses days?

 

Varric's gonna be writin stories about this one.

[Hizoku]

...some people here don't know the difference between "creepy" and "vulgar"     

[Wolfen09]

meh, they kind of go hand in hand.... its a fine line

[Knight_47K]

I don't even...

[Shadow Quickpaw]

Is that a demon in your breastplate, or are you just happy to see me?

[Girtuoklis]

Bioware will get some ideas for next dragon age/Nass effect

[PsychoBlonde]

LOL, that reminds me that in the German version of DAO, the sultry female Warden's voice occasionally says she's sticky with blood after a fight, but she doesn't sound as if complaining rather than as if she expects someone to lick it off her. I made a whole character concept based on that line. 

 

You can have your mabari hound lick it off her.  It actually heals the dog a bit.

[PsychoBlonde]

Said by any male character:  "OMG you're a girl."

 

Followed by:  "So, you need some help with that?"

[vertigone]

Who needs words to creep them out when you can stand behind them... just breathing ?

 

[Wolfen09]

...........so many things forgotten about hey arnold

[Ailith Tycane]

[Joseph Warrick]

I'm going to assume you just really wanted to be featured in the next "The BSN in a minute" video.

[vertigone]

...........so many things forgotten about hey arnold

 

Never forget Hey Arnold! Re-watching it on Netflix some time back, I really am catching a whole bunch of stuff that went over my head when I was younger. (Biggest example I can think of: Helga's mom being a straight-up alcoholic.)

 

On-topic: I'm not too clever right now at thinking up lines, but Patrick Weekes has done an amazing job on his twitter: 1, 2, 3

[Fizzie Panda]

Eh, all I'd say to Josephine is "lets go dancing in the rain"

 

Not creepy, but oh well

[Wolfen09]

Never forget Hey Arnold! Re-watching it on Netflix some time back, I really am catching a whole bunch of stuff that went over my head when I was younger. (Biggest example I can think of: Helga's mom being a straight-up alcoholic.)

 

On-topic: I'm not too clever right now at thinking up lines, but Patrick Weekes has done an amazing job on his twitter: 1, 2, 3

 

yeah, theres a ton of stuff we never caught as kids....  i might go back and watch that on netflix now.... i am bored

[Angloassassin]

"Remember when you lost that finger? I made it into a necklace! Now I have a piece of you wherever I go!"

[NoForgiveness]

Sera: *goes down on inquisitor*

Inquisitor: *moans her(the inquisitor's) sister's name....

[Shady Koala]

I'd like to strip you down and dress you up like a brood mother, talk tentacally to me.

 

I've been harvesting your hair inquisitor, to make the most spectacular wig.

 

(After sexy times)

You smell just like my grandmother, mmm.

[Wulfram]

"Did you know your eyelids flutter when you dream? And you have such pretty eyelashes.  They're like little butterflies... I want to catch them and keep them in a jar."

[Wolfen09]

now if only ogrhen were here to join us

[Bayonet Hipshot]

What the f*** is this s*** ?! Oh right, BSN being BSN. 

 

I sincerely am very sorry for the romanceable followers and advisors. If I hear these, I will freak out and run very, very far away from them. 

[themageguy]

*in the middle of some kinky roleplay*

Inquisitor says to LI " oh yes i love it when you spank me. Just like mum used to when i was a kid"

I think i just lost a little dignity