Anyway, Gotham kinda sounds like a show I want to see. But I've always wanted a straight forward Police Procedure show in a Comic Book Universe. Because it'd be the funniest thing ever. Gotham looks a little too serious for the type of show I'd want.
It's a cool idea, but I am worried about its execution.
That sounds like comedy gold.
Make fun of superheroes and the tropes.
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*police officer walks up to his buddies in the middle of a ruined district, coffee in hand*
OF1: So what's the damage today? Give it to me straight!
OF2: Muscle Man and Mr. Destructo were at it. Only 42 dead and 214 injured.
OF1: And all-time low for Muscle Man. Anything else?
OF3: they knocked out power to a third of the city. Also the waterlines at the intersection is damaged. Roads a mess. The buildings..well, best not talk about it.
OF1: And it's only monday morning.
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*evil scientist Dr. bananas is holding hostages in a bank*
OF1: what does he want?
OF2: Banans. Truckloads of them.
OF1: Well, he is a gorilla-hybrid-mutant thing.
OF3: Oh here he comes. He's making his speech about how primates will rule the earth and yada yada.
OF2: Doesn't he ever get tired of it?
OF3: Apparently not.
OF1: Is he wearing a helmet?
OF3: Erm...no, why you ask?
* of1 picks up the radio*
OF1: Sniper 1, shoot the idiot. And someone get me some donuts.
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OF1: Dear God. What is it this time?
OF2: Trouble in the shopping mall. It getting torn apart.
OF1: Electomagneto? The Beheemoth? The Poker? Playtpuss man?
OF2: Nope. The Unbelievable Bulk.
OF1: How did it happen this time?
OF2: Apparently he was buying shoes half the day. When he finally found one he liked, they didn't have his size.
OF1: *sigh* Get the box of puppies and kittens from my car
OF2: You have that in your car?
OF1: You wouldn't believe the amount of s*** I have to have in my car.