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[Tevinter Rose]

It would be a bit tragic but also sort of amusing if i end up catching Cullen fiending for his next lyrium hit lol.. I think they might just avoid that part of his story arc because it would get too messy.

 

Spoiler

[JobacNoor]

He's more into blue meth.

[Ryzaki]

So will my canon Hawke...

 

*comforts*

 

Still beats being Alistair

Cullen hasn't gotten fat, nor is he going bald.

 

Oh he's working his way there. You wait ;P Alistair was helped along with by the blight. But sooon Cullen. SOOOOOON.

[Willowhugger]

Inquisitor: Smoke this Lyrium.

Cullen: What? No!

Inquisitor: The fact you won't smoke this makes me think you're gonna snitch. Are you gonna snitch?

Cullen: No, I'm not a snitch!

Inquisitor: THEN SMOKE THIS, TEMPLAR, OR WE ARE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM! *shoves lyrium pipe in his mouth*

And that's how Cullen got addicted.

[Not a Cat Doll]

Um, I dunno but... I lurk in the Cullen thread from time to time and it doesn't look like his fans are really fond of the idea. 

 

...I like it. Bring on the problematic elements! I've been in a good, stable relationship for twenty years, so I could use the drama.

 

#notallcullenites, etc.

[Ravensword]

...I like it. Bring on the problematic elements! I've been in a good, stable relationship for twenty years, so I could use the drama.
 
#notallcullenites, etc.

Uh, could you please avoid using that hashtag? It's used merely to dismiss Cullenite concerns instead of addressing them.

[Willowhugger]

I'm pretty sure that lyrium withdrawal sucks but Cullen probably just takes his daily recommended dose.

Also recreationally.

 

You know, for luring pure fragile elvish maidens to his bed like the dirty-dirty Fereldan nobleman he is.

[Sir DeLoria]

If so, I'm joining in on the fun!

[Willowhugger]

The Warden was hitting the Lyrium bottles like Snapple by the battle with the Archdemon.

Alistair had led our hero down a dark road.

 

He was downing six bottles a day just to feel normal and claiming it was because he was running out of spell power.

 

Soon, Wynne and Morrigan were also downing them.

 

It was an ugly journey down to the dark streets of Orzamaar, killing Carta and Darkspawn in hopes of looting their bodies for a fix.

Some said the so-called Hero of Fereldan looted every chest he encountered, taking what was inside to feed his habit.

Others said he got his red-headed associate to do it.

Lyrium-laced cookies would eventually bring down the Qunari faith too, but that's another story.

[Tevinter Rose]

Can you actually smoke Lyrium? O_o

[Tevinter Rose]

If so, I'm joining in on the fun!

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Pass the dutchie lol

[Panda]

Every templar and ex-templar is addicted to lyrium. Lyrium is highly addictive and you can't just stop using it. Lyrium withdrawal symptoms are really bad and Cullen probaply wouldn't be good condition enough to be military advisor if he was out of stuff.

[Ruairi46]

[Willowhugger]

Can you actually smoke Lyrium? O_o

Hey, you can drink poultrices.

[Willowhugger]

Every templar and ex-templar is addicted to lyrium. Lyrium is highly addictive and you can't just stop using it. Lyrium withdrawal symptoms are really bad and Cullen probaply wouldn't be good condition enough to be military advisor if he was out of stuff.

"It's Medicinal!"

[Drone696]

Cullen doesn't always use lyrium, but when he does he snorts it off some naked elf chicks.

[Master Warder Z_]

"It's Medicinal!"

 

Spoiler

[Willowhugger]

Repeated exposure to processed Lyrium results in dementia, paranoia, and obsession.

 

So the important thing to do is give to this in large amounts to a bunch of religious fanatics with vaguely defined military authority.

 

God, I love Thedas.

 

The guy who came up with this plan had to be from Kirkwall.

You know it.

[Ravensword]

Can you actually smoke Lyrium? O_o

Can you inject it?

[Master Warder Z_]

If he needs the Dwarf Dust, House Cadash has it for the low. Four Sovereigns a gram. Tell him Varric sent you.

 

Dude that **** is jacked, you can get it from most merchants for like 99 coppers a portion.

[Willowhugger]

BTW, this means that the King of Fereldan is possibly a drug-addict, half-elf, Darkspawn tainted, dragon-blooded, half-mage.

 

We'll be lucky if any kids he has aren't born with nine-heads.

[Master Warder Z_]

BTW, this means that the King of Fereldan is possibly a drug-addict, half-elf, Darkspawn tainted, dragon-blooded, half-mage.

 

We'll be lucky if any kids he has aren't born with nine-heads.

 

Makes Anora seem a lot better.

[Willowhugger]

Dude that **** is jacked, you can get it from most merchants for like 99 coppers a portion.

I always was amused there were Lesser, Greater, and in-between Lyrium potions which are all the same size.

Someone's cutting the Lyrium quality.

You need the good stuff, man.