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[DeityDi]

BTW, this means that the King of Fereldan is possibly a drug-addict, half-elf, Darkspawn tainted, dragon-blooded, half-mage.

Yep. How cool is that? xD

That's why I always leave him a grey warden.

[Willowhugger]

Al's got dragon blood. That lyrium crap does nothing for him.

His personality makes a lot more sense if he's stoned off his ass the entire game.

 

Maybe he takes a different brand than the other Templars.

Or does a lot of Elfroot to mellow out.

[Ruairi46]

Yep. How cool is that? xD

That's why I always leave him a grey warden.

Yeah the coolest!

That's why hes always executed in favor of Loghain living.

[Master Warder Z_]

I'm talking about that raw. None of that topside diluted dust. I'm talking the pure Dust Town Sand.

 

But if its already been processed it isn't straight Lyrium

 

Straight lyrium cannot be handled by anything besides dwarves.

[Ravensword]

His personality makes a lot more sense if he's stoned off his ass the entire game.
 
Maybe he takes a different brand than the other Templars.
Or does a lot of Elfroot to mellow out.

He's gonna sell his entire kingdom for some lyrium.

[Master Warder Z_]

He's gonna sell his entire kingdom for some lyrium.

 

King Bhelen for Grand Pimp of Fereldan 2014!

[Br3admax]

But if its already been processed it isn't straight Lyrium

 

Straight lyrium cannot be handled by anything besides dwarves.

I knew you weren't real. I think Elfroot might be more your style. 

[Willowhugger]

We all know the Dalish keep themselves in arrows by selling alchemically processed elfroot to the locals.

 

Those wagons are just mobile drug labs!

I mean, who needs that much elfroot?

It grows everywhere.

It's because they produce the cheap stuff.

[Tevinter Rose]

Can you inject it?

 

Since it's liquid you probably could. Maybe that's what red templars do lol

[Master Warder Z_]

Man you're asking too many questions. I'm smelling a snitch in here. You a Seeker Warder? You with the Divine?

 

._.

 

Your asking the dude with the Lambert Quote in his signature if he is with the Divine, you getting high on your own supply?

[Master Warder Z_]

We all know the Dalish keep themselves in arrows by selling alchemically processed elfroot to the locals.

 

Those wagons are just mobile drug labs!

I mean, who needs that much elfroot?

It grows everywhere.

It's because they produce the cheap stuff.

 

Keeper: "I WILL TURN THIS SON OF A **** AROUND IF YOU TWO DON'T QUIT ****ING AROUND BACK THERE AND KEEP MAKING THE ****!

 

Merril: "But keeper!"

 

Keeper: "OI NO BACK TALK FROM YOU!: *Snorts a line of ground up deep mushrooms* "AHHHHH YEAH! WOOO! I CAN SEE THE CREATORS!"

[Ruairi46]

So what is this a shake down or you looking for a pay off? I'm a business dwarf. I'm sure we can work something out here. You look the other way and I can keep pursuing my entrepreneurial endeavors. 

I got a serious shipment of Enchantment coming in. You want in on this?

[Cryptos]

BTW, this means that the King of Fereldan is possibly a drug-addict, half-elf, Darkspawn tainted, dragon-blooded, half-mage.

 

We'll be lucky if any kids he has aren't born with nine-heads.

Well Alistair says he never got injected with lyrium because Duncan came to him before he could complete his templar training.

[Master Warder Z_]

So what is this a shake down or you looking for a pay off? I'm a business dwarf. I'm sure we can work something out here. You look the other way and I can keep pursuing my entrepreneurial endeavors. 

 

You keep the Templars rolling in **** and everything is solid as a statue of a paragon

 

None of that red **** though, the kick is way too much hassle.

[Br3admax]

 

Well Alistair says he never got injected with lyrium because Duncan came to him before he could complete his templar training.

 

Retcon. 

[Master Warder Z_]

Retcon. 

 

Got to love it.

[Br3admax]

Got to love it.

To be fair, it didn't make any sense before. 

 

"So what's the special technique to defeating mages? Is it another Litany?" 

"No, none of that. It's quite simple really."

"What? What do I do?"

"Just drink this blue stuff." 

"......"

[frylock23]

@ Willowhugger, Geez! Your Warden was a lightweight. Mine never stirred without at least 99 bottles of the stuff ...

 

'Warden died one night,

Died in his bed,

Bottle of lyrium, elf root potion

By his head ...

 

Warden's life passed

by like a warm Ferelden day

If you listen in the Deep Roads

You can still hear Dark Spawn say

 

Don't you know that you are a shooting star

Don't you know that you are

A shooting star

And all the Archdemons will fear you

Just as long, as long as you are ...' 

[katerinafm]

I'm reading the lyrium page on the wiki now, and I can't find any reference. Do we know if a templar can 'get clean' and get over his addiction? Or is it always fatal if they stop using?

[DeityDi]

People say a lot of things. That taint can't be cured. That tranquility is irreversible.

My guess is - addiction is a joke compared to that, but I could be wrong.