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my hand never let me down back in the day but since i started scoring chicks i've moved on from my hand, i don't know maybe when I've retired and I'm old and fat and can't score chicks anymore i'll go back there
seems likely that your hand would be more attractive than the women you reckon you get
Guest_Trojan.Vundo_*
Okay, let me lay it straight to you krogan: no matter how much you spend at cardio, your face will always be ugly. I also foresee a bad future for you: if you can spend that much time at a gym, than it shows shows you're seriously lacking in relationship skills. So get out of the gym, obsession or you really will be forever alone. I have worked at a Gym for a long time, and by the looks of it : you will end up like one of my superiors, who in his forties with different kids to four different women who want nothing to do with him.
Oh, and brains are far more attractive than brawn. No offence, but I would rather go out with a guy,who knows their equilibrium from their ogopolies, than a guy who spends too much time at the gym that his brain rots.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little "I'm so awesome and I score women" post and hit the submit post button and chose your profile picture, oh, the fake picture. The "epic" ladies man, isn't it? I imagine you little **** laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat ****** fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on BSN posting about a how awesome you are. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic beta NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "the uglies are trolling me again" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Butthurt much?
I mean wow. He made one sentence and you burst into an rant.
BiowareMod01 must be in a coma considering this topic is still going.
All I can say is:
The_Last_Krogan, master, teach me how to troll as you do.
Guest_simfamUP_*
Oh, and brains are far more attractive than brawn. No offence, but I would rather go out with a guy,who knows their equilibrium from their ogopolies, than a guy who spends too much time at the gym that his brain rots.
See, Krogan.
You're making us gym-goers look bad.
Go back to Planet Fitness because that's the only gym for you.
Butthurt much?
I mean wow. He made one sentence and you burst into an rant.
BiowareMod01 must be in a coma considering this topic is still going.
All I can say is:
The_Last_Krogan, master, teach me how to troll as you do.
lol it's a copypasta genius
I feel like i walked in a Sacha Baron Cohen movie...
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
The Last Krogan --> the last Troll.
lol it's a copypasta genius
Because I'm totally familiar with every copypasta right?
You're still butthurt because you're going on after two pages, responding with so much material hating against someone so obviously trolling you. He only makes one sentence comments. Seriously, what is there to be butthurt about?
All I can say is:
*Claps*
Well done Krogan.
inb4BiowareMod01wakesup
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
See, Krogan.
You're making us gym-goers look bad.
Go back to Planet Fitness because that's the only gym for you.
Hey not all gym-goers are bad, we love gym-goers, just not krogan-gym-goers hahaha 
Edit: I'm a gym-goer!!
Guest_3Pacalypse_*
Because I'm totally familiar with every copypasta right?
You're still butthurt because you're going on after two pages, responding with so much material hating against someone so obviously trolling you. He only makes one sentence comments. Seriously, what is there to be butthurt about?
All I can say is:
*Claps*
Well done Krogan.
inb4BiowareMod01wakesup
Because I'm totally familiar with every copypasta right?
You're still butthurt because you're going on after two pages, responding with so much material hating against someone so obviously trolling you. He only makes one sentence comments. Seriously, what is there to be butthurt about?
All I can say is:
*Claps*
Well done Krogan.
inb4BiowareMod01wakesup
its a pretty well known one
ive only responded once to him as well
nah, butthurt isnt what id call it, since hes said nothing to me, has he? i just saw an opportunity to have a go at someone
Butthurt much?
I mean wow. He made one sentence and you burst into an rant.
BiowareMod01 must be in a coma considering this topic is still going.
All I can say is:
The_Last_Krogan, master, teach me how to troll as you do.
BiowareMod01 has gone... his account has been removed from existence.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Krogan wants to be trolled.....
Guest_3Pacalypse_*
Krogan wants to be trolled.....
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Yeah, we're giving what he wants because it's the closest thing to the company of a woman that he'll ever get.
This is what he needs:
This is what he needs:
what does it mean if the first thing in that image i noticed is the Windows 95/98 taskbar? 
Guest_Catch This Fade_*
i got the trolls all riled up today
no thanks bro i don't need to post pictures of anorexic anime characters with abs i already got abs sunshine
and chicks love em
do you take anorexic anime character pictures around with you to show chicks at nightclubs?
are you all like
' well in my mind baby i look like this '
Keep up these hypothetical portrayals of how I approach women. It's hilarious.
What the **** did you just ****** say about me, you little ******? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****** words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****** dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****** tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****** dead, kiddo.
You can't touch him. He is in the UK! 
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
what does it mean if the first thing in that image i noticed is the Windows 95/98 taskbar?
You can't touch him. He is in the UK!
Damn them for not letting us convicts stay in the UK
what does it mean if the first thing in that image i noticed is the Windows 95/98 taskbar?
I noticed it at the end. Therefore I'm not a PC noob!
Guest_simfamUP_*
. I am trained in gorilla warfare
KONDO-SAAAAAN!
Guest_simfamUP_*
Krogan wants to be trolled.....
SA-CHAAAAAN
Guest_simfamUP_*
convicts
ZURRRRAAAAAAAAAAA
Guest_BioWareMod02_*
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