So BSN I have often wondered why on earth you limit the number of likes we have. I have racked my brain coming up with ANY possible rational or reasonable reasons why you would want us to be nice but not too nice. So these are the reasons I came up with.
1. The great cloud in the cyber sky only gives you so many likes so you in turn can only give us so many.
2. You are concerned we might get addicted to being nice to one another and therefore you let us just be a little nice but not enough to get addicted but enough for us to want more.
3. You’re secretly a like dealer and you have actually got us addicted to being friendly but you refuse to let us have our fill of likes in case in a fit of friendliness we OD on likes and then become less cynical of life.
4. There is a secret universal limit to how many times anyone can like something on the interweb so you’re making sure we have enough likes for the rest of our lives.
5. You’re just mean.
6. You secretly like watching us winge and moan when we run out of likes.
7. If we post too many likes on your website the world might think we are a group of happy gamers and that would ruin our reputation of being bitter, lonely users holed up in our basement.
8. You guys are a bunch of underpaid, bitter individuals who are jealous we find so many things in the world to like.
9. Dangerous, maniacal, leprechauns from dimension Z are attracted to clusters of likes so by limiting us you are saving the universe from an invasion of said munchkins.
10. This is a “pot limit” website instead of the more popular “all in” option.
11. Likes deplete the ozone layer.
12. Likes contribute to global warming.
13. Likes contribute to juvenile delinquency.
14. A onslaught of likes will reveal The One Ring.
15. It’s all a rather dodgy conspiracy started by the masons.
16. The EU has decided to be fair we are only allowed to have to many likes so poorer nations can have their share.
17. You’re secretly stock piling likes until the release of DAI.
18. There is a secret code written into all operating systems that if we use too many likes it will crash our computer but you are contractually obligated from telling us.
19. It’s the secret, new 11th commandment.
20. The “unlike” lobbyist finally got to BSN upper management as is obvious by the fact we don’t have a limit on unlikes.
Well which one is it? I need to know before you send the MIB to assassinate me for stumbling on your secret plot.
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