I really do not have characters i find annoying, more like genetic floaters at the shallow end of the gene pool. So here is my list of genetic floaters who should be skimmed from the gene pool ASAP for no other reason than to prevent thier stupidity from being reintroduced. These are the types of people who are the reason you have to wear a helmet when you ride a bike and cups of coffee have to carry a warning "Caution Contents May Be Hot".
Jowan how could you even think that you and Lily had a chance. The love is strictly prohibited and yet you some how figure it will turn out ok. Then on top of it all i either have to risk punishment for assisting you or i have to betray you, thanks alot dick for getting me in the middle of all this. I am not really sure what happens to you, do they kill you or make you tranquil, it does not matter over all your stupidity was checked.
Natural selection 1
Mouth breathers 0
Isolde the typical arrogance of because i am a noble woman i know best. I want to protect my son even at the cost of hundreds of other people. The OMG my son is a mage and my overwhelming belief in an archaic superstition supercedes my common sense.
Natural selection 0
Mouth breathers 1
Calain the pretty boy king, the way he postures for Duncan to stand next to him as he waves his head to settle his hair, i would call him GAY but that would be offensive to gay people. The glorious Grey Wardens at my side as we face the blight, you can tell he is already composing the tales to tell at court to make the ladies swoon. Popped like a ketchup packet on the side walk that was fricken great the last thing to go through is mind, his chest cavity.
Natural selection 1
Mouth breathers 0
Cullen the moron, i mean seriously your in a tower of sex starved females who's only choices are Jowan the mouth breather or Owain and when the vage is waved in your face you go running off like a scared little boy to pump a quick one out. I will say that being the last surviving templar that has not been broken yet is impressive, but i really think it is because your too stupid to break. Fortunatly your a templar and not allowed to reproduce so i will call this a win for the NS side.
Natural selection 1
Mouth breathers 0
Camen who if not for the communal mindset of the Dailish (i always thought of the dalish as DA;O's Hippies) would have wandered off into the woods to appear on the Natural Selection menu as the special of the day. Regardless of how you play it, the fem warden who treats him to that which he will never see again, or the male warden who tags his chick and then leaves him to raise your littter, (how is your wife and my kid?) both are equally evil for different reasons and in either case Ghenna (think that is her name) will have nothing to do with him afterwards. Ghenna as probably the only woman in the clan who would even consider reproduction with him and by either path taken by the player pretty much prevents his reproduction of stupidity i call this a win for the NS side just barely though.
Natural selection 1
Mouth breathers 0
Oghren makes this list because fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. Branka switched teams, Felsi tossed you to the curb with Awakenings twice, but it is not his fault entirely. Branka as we know was fricken crazy, and Felsi was just the poster child for "it takes 2 to be co-dependant". This is a loss for the good guys but not a total loss as we see in Awakenings Oghren managed to stay sober long enough to actually knock up Felsi, but she will raise the child away from Oghren's example so the child may have a 50% chance of avoiding the pool skimmer of life.
Natural selection 0
Mouth breathers 0
Sandal (before you folks take up the google search to find me just ask the Tali fans in the ME forums they have already T-Pd my house twice) is a useful character and it seems unlikely that the thought will even enter his mind so it is a win for the good guys. Besides every time i see him i get "ding fries are done" flash backs.
Natural selection 1
Mouth breathers 0
I could go on with Bevin, the little girl in Honleigh (kitty's friend), Connor, but i have probably been insulting enough today, and i am pretty sure i have reached my quota. I wrote this to be funny so if you got offended just add your name under Sandals, reason getting offended and if you have children mark it a loss for the good guys, score it honestly

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Asai
Modifié par asaiasai, 04 avril 2010 - 06:01 .