And another musical spoof lyric
Verse 1
A long long time ago
I can still remember how Mass Effect used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make my Shepard dance
And maybe I’d be happy for a while
In February I was all a quiver
Wondering what ME3 would deliver
The hype reached into space
Soon I would be able to save my race
So I bought the game with pride
From my Shep, the Reapers would run and hide
Then something touched me deep inside
The day the galaxy died
Chorus
It's the final slice of Mass Effect Pie
Flew old Mandy through the galaxy
Now the end was in sight
Got all the races fighting by my side
Today’s the day The Reapers die
Today’s the day that they die
Now for many years we've been on our quest
No time to sleep, no time to rest
Got to save the galaxy
So Shepard saved the Krogan Queen
And gave the Krogan a chance to dream
By curing the genophage
But before the Krogan could sing their songs
Cerberus found an ancient bomb
The Turian prince sadly died, but now they’ll join the fight
And while Shepard raced old Mandy thru space
The Council was in a desperate place
Cerberus troops were on the case
The day the galaxy died
We were singing
Chorus
Shepard foils the coup on the citadel
When the council is attacked by a beast out of hell
Stops the attack but loses a friend
Victim of an assassins blade,
Then a Friend points a gun in the hero’s face
But again the council is saved
Now the Quarians were in a desperate place
They’d started a war to save their race
They launched an attack fated only to fail
And the Geth made a desperate betrayal
The Geth had made a deal with the Reapers
And they had helped them think deeper
Shepard had to change to fight the sleepers
The day the galaxy died
We were singing
Chorus
Shepard has to journey to Thessia
Before it is lost to the Reapers
With little time on his side
So Come on Shepard Be nimble, be quick
The assassins plot armour is thick
Shepard stumbles loses the prize
So again Shepard journeys through space
His hands clenched in fists of rage
Into the bowels of hell
He breaks Sanctuary’s spell
So on again with new will for the fight
The Cerberus base is in sight
To win he has to trust an AI
The day the galaxy died
We were singing
Chorus
Shepard returns to Earth’s Skies
Where the Reapers have taken the prize
There they stand and reap away
Shepard fights through London’s streets
There’s a reaper that he has to defeat
He lures it to him and blows it away
The last race to the Citadel beam
Lasers fire and men scream
Shepard almost dies, but the ending is in sight
The Illusive man chooses suicide
Shepard confronts an insane AI
The galaxy’s fate Shepard has to decide.
The day they galaxy died
We start singing
Chorus
Do you believe in hope?
Is it something that helps you cope?
With the trials that life provides
And do you believe in your friends?
Who fight beside you until the end
Was that the message the game tried to send?
No you’re wrong came an almighty voice
Shepard has to make a choice
And if he doe’s not choose, he is guaranteed to lose
The choices remain Red green and blue
The authors explained them better for you.
And everyone dies if you refuse
The Day the galaxy died
Chorus
That was your final slice of Mass Effect Pie
Flew old Mandy through the galaxy Now the end was in sight
Got all the races fighting by my side
But today’s the day The galaxy died
Today’s the day we all die
That was your final slice of Mass Effect Pie
Flew old Mandy through the galaxy Now the end was in sight
Got all the races fighting by my side
But today’s the day The galaxy died
Today’s the day we all die
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