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[TheMyron]

Scene: Shepard is still under house arrest; he is looking out the window contemplating the view. James Vega goes to check up on him.

 

Vega: What are you doing?

 

Shepard: What?

 

Vega: I said, "what are you doing"?

 

Shepard: Dammit, I am so freakin' sick of answering that question!

 

Vega: Hey, you're not the one forced to babysit someone under house arrest, when you could be out there hitting on the chicks...

 

Shepard: Ok, ok, look, I am just standing here and thinking, ok? That's all I'm doing, that's all I EVER do, is just stand here and think. That's what I was doing last week, that's what I was doing when you asked me five minutes ago, and so five minutes from now, when you ask me "What are you doing?", my answer is going to be, "I'm still just standing here and I'm still just thinking".

 

Vega:  ....What are you thinking about?

 

Shepard: ...You know what? I f*cking hate you.

[Darius M.]

OP That was great! All I could think of was Captain Ramius (Connery) in the Hunt for Red October. Funny that you mention that when (I'm sure you caught this) there was an actual reference to that same movie before you go to board the dreadnought over Rannoch. 

 

Joker: "Stealth system engaged. Only way they'll see us is if you all start singing the Russian National Anthem..." 

 

Really stretching for that one there Bioware, but I love you so I'll accept it. 

[TheMyron]

@Darius:

 

Any other spoofs you recognized/liked?

 

Can you think of any? I am eager to read them if so.

[MrFob]

Joker: "Stealth system engaged. Only way they'll see us is if you all start singing the Russian National Anthem..." 
 
Really stretching for that one there Bioware, but I love you so I'll accept it. 

In ME2, he also has a line, where he says that he sometimes gets the urge to do a crazy Ivn. Someone in the ME writing team really likes that movie.
 
Here is one btw:

On Illium:
Shepard to Conrad: Now, the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your combat suit…
[Zoom in on the side of Conrad's armour, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side;
Shep: ... and the fact that I've got "N7" written down on mine...
[zoom in on the N7 symbol on Shep's suit]
Shep: ...should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... F*** off!

 

And here is one I made ages ago.
 
And one more obscure one:
Shep is just getting off a call with TIM when Harby hologram pops up in the Normandy conference room:
Shep: "And what do YOU want?"
Harby: "Shepad, you fight against inevitability. your race and the entire galaxy are..."
Shep: "Oh, come on, not that speech again, it's such a cliche! And what's with the whole doom saying hologram anyway?"
Harby: "Your insolence will not prevent your destruction!" *disconnects*
Jacob: "Do you really think it was wise to antagonize him further?"
Shep looks at Jacob for a while
Shep: "It's what I do."

[TheMyron]

@MrFob: Sorry I get neither of them...

[FlyingSquirrel]

They missed a golden opportunity for a Dr. Strangelove reference in the Wrex/Victus argument in ME3 - I'd have applauded in my chair if Shepard had said, "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"

[MrFob]

Haha, the first one is

Spoiler

Snatch

 

The second one with the motivationals is

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Star Trek First Contact

 

And the third one is from a scene in

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Stargate SG1

[TheMyron]

*Clears Throat* How does one copy-and-paste in this website? None of the options seem to work.

[TheMyron]

@FlyingSquirrel: Didn't you have any Dark Knight spoofs in mind, or am I thinking of the wrong person?

[TheMyron]

Narrator:

 

They have served the dark will of the Reapers for 50,000 years.

 

Eyes as orange as fire,... fingers as sharp as claws,... soulless.

 

The personal puppet of the Reapers themselves; The Reaper Husk Elite.

 

The deadliest fighting force in all of the Galaxy: The Collectors.

[TheMyron]

Oh come on! Nobody got that one?!

[TheMyron]

It was from 300, when the narrator is describing the Immortals.

 

By the way, go to YouTube, and watch: [SFM] Zaeed's Driving School         It's funny!

[TheMyron]

Scene: The squad is stealthily exploring the AY monastery.

 

*Liara accidently bumps a table, causing a glass of water to fall over shatter*

 

*Squad instantly freezes, and after several seconds of silence, save for the water that is dripping into a nearby vent*;

 

Shepard in a harsh whisper: Fool of a T'Soni! Bump yourself off a cliff next time and, rid us of your stupidity!

 

*The squad then starts hearing faraway Banshee screams*

[Vazgen]

Scene: The squad is stealthily exploring the AY monastery.

 

*Liara accidently bumps a table, causing a glass of water to fall over shatter*

 

*Squad instantly freezes, and after several seconds of silence, save for the water that is dripping into a nearby vent*;

 

Shepard in a harsh whisper: Fool of a T'Soni! Bump yourself off a cliff next time and, rid us of your stupidity!

 

*The squad then starts hearing faraway Banshee screams*

Fellowship of the Ring?

[TheMyron]

LOL, you guessed it!

[b4ld5h3ph4rd]

Shep:

You send the requisition order FOR liutenant Cortez?

 

Traynor:

I can do that or have Widget do it from Liara's Office.

 

Shep:

Right.

 

Garrus:

So you set up a field-merge document and send it.

 

Traynor:

Sometimes.

 

Shep:

What actual work do you do?

 

Traynor:

Again, I deal with EDI... I deal with liutenant Cortez so that there is no confusion. I am good with navigating interpersonal procedures so that it's always goddamn professional and pleasant! Why can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you?

[TheMyron]

Uh... lol sorry, I don't get it.

[TheMyron]

If the love triangle between Danny, Rafe, and Evelyn from the movie Pearl Harbor were to made a Mass Effect spoof between Maleshep, Garrus, and Tali, who would be in Rafe's part, and who would do Danny's part?

[justafan]

Garrus:  Why do the Batarians want to kill all humans?

 

Shepard:  Them four-eyes hate us, caus' they ain' us

 

Garrus:  They hate us because we ansdjbgiasjdbgkvm.............

 

-This account is now under the control of the Glorious People's Hegemony of Kar-Shan

[TheMyron]

LOL, let me guess, from the interview?

[TheMyron]

*Anderson carrying Shepard over his shoulders, they reach the top of the Crucible, where the 3 choices are; TIM comes out of nowhere*

 

TIM: Clever of you guys to get this far!

 

*TIM jumps on the two, and then pins Shepards down by the throat*

 

TIM: Mustn't do that! Mustn't Destroy the Reapers!

 

Shepard: You swore! You swore you'd help fight the Reapers!

 

TIM: *Mocking* Oo-hoo-hoo-hoo...

 

Shepard: You promised!

 

TIM: I lied!

[Darkarus]

^that one is from the Return of the King after Frodo and Sam have almost made it to Mt. Doom.

[TheMyron]

Here's one I don't think anyone will get:

Wrex: Bah, enough about the war with the Reapers, I want to hear about the war at home; you've just married that Ex-Cerberus scientist, haven't you?

Jacob: Yes.

Wrex: Then war has broken out, whether you know it or not, a long, grueling, intoxicating war! I remember the day my beloved Bakara moved into my home, heh heh...
I had a pet Varren, had him since I was a youngling, a filthy, mangy beast! But in his bony breast beat the heart of a warrior! Of course, Bakara loathed him...
Well, to make a long story short, while she was supervising the unloading of her bags, Bakara, "accidently" left the front door open, and my faithful Varren, ever ready to follow the call of the wild, tottered outside and disappeared into the rubble *sigh*... I never laid eyes on him again...

Jacob: Urdnot Bakara drew the first blood...

Wrex: You see my point... don't get me wrong, I would not trade Bakara for all the Varren on Tuchanka, and, over the course of our mating, I've won more than my fair share of battles between us, but in the end, I know, she, will win the war.

[TheMyron]

Here's one I don't think anyone will get:

Wrex: Bah, enough about the war with the Reapers, I want to hear about the war at home; you've just married that Ex-Cerberus scientist, haven't you?

Jacob: Yes.

Wrex: Then war has broken out, whether you know it or not, a long, grueling, intoxicating war! I remember the day my beloved Bakara moved into my home, heh heh...
I had a pet Varren, had him since I was a youngling, a filthy, mangy beast! But in his bony breast beat the heart of a warrior! Of course, Bakara loathed him...
Well, to make a long story short, while she was supervising the unloading of her bags, Bakara, "accidently" left the front door open, and my faithful Varren, ever ready to follow the call of the wild, tottered outside and disappeared into the rubble *sigh*... I never laid eyes on him again...

Jacob: Urdnot Bakara drew the first blood...

Wrex: You see my point... don't get me wrong, I would not trade Bakara for all the Varren on Tuchanka, and, over the course of our mating, I've won more than my fair share of battles between us, but in the end, I know, she, will win the war.

I guess nobody here is a Trekkie? Don't worry, I ain't either.