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[TheMyron]

Here's one I don't think anyone will get:

Wrex: Bah, enough about the war with the Reapers, I want to hear about the war at home; you've just married that Ex-Cerberus scientist, haven't you?

Jacob: Yes.

Wrex: Then war has broken out, whether you know it or not, a long, grueling, intoxicating war! I remember the day my beloved Bakara moved into my home, heh heh...
I had a pet Varren, had him since I was a youngling, a filthy, mangy beast! But in his bony breast beat the heart of a warrior! Of course, Bakara loathed him...
Well, to make a long story short, while she was supervising the unloading of her bags, Bakara, "accidently" left the front door open, and my faithful Varren, ever ready to follow the call of the wild, tottered outside and disappeared into the rubble *sigh*... I never laid eyes on him again...

Jacob: Urdnot Bakara drew the first blood...

Wrex: You see my point... don't get me wrong, I would not trade Bakara for all the Varren on Tuchanka, and, over the course of our mating, I've won more than my fair share of battles between us, but in the end, I know, she, will win the war.

Did I swap the correct characters?

[TheMyron]

Anderson: Gentlemen! Let me introduce, the M29 IFV! I like to call it the Grizzly.

Shepard: Why Grizzly, sir?

Anderson: Because M29 IFV is too hard to say in conversation, son.

Kaiden: I know, but why Grizzly? I mean, it doesn't really look like a bear.

Anderson: Say that again.

Kaiden: I think it looks more like a python.

Anderson: What in the Hell is a python?

Shepard: Uh, you mean like the British comedy group?

Kaiden: No, like a python. It's a big snake, like a cobra.

Anderson: You're making that up.

Kaiden: I'm telling you, it's a real animal!

Anderson: Shepard, I want you to poison Kaiden's next meal.

Shepard: Yes, sir!

Anderson: Look, see these big wheels? They're like big feet, and what kind of animal has big feet?

Kaiden: An elephant.

Anderson: Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?!

[TheMyron]

Liara: Oh, by the Goddess. TIM found our secret weapon. We had fully finished the Crucible, but we were missing one critical piece of technology to make it work.

TIM: Hahaha yes. And now that I've located those "D" batteries, the Reapers will be mine to control! Hahahahaha!

Shepard: Are you serious? You couldn't find D batteries.

Liara: Only at gas stations, and they're just so darn expensive there.


Don't you people dare say "I don't get this one."

[TheMyron]

*Shepard runs across a street, James and Ashley open fire on him, and Shepard takes cover behind crashed skycar*

Shepard: N7?

James: YO!

Shepard: It's Shepard! You f***ing a**holes!

James: We almost f***ing killed you! Well, come to us!

Shepard: F*** you! Come to me!


Get this spoof?