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[TheMyron]

PLEASE DO NOT DERAIL THIS FORUM LIKE YOU PEOPLE DID LAST TIME!!! You know, just don't bring up Miranda at all...

 

What information on certain people did you find to be the funniest and/or the most interesting after killing the Shadow Broker?

 

I wish I could've confronted every member of my crew one-by-one concerning what I found in the Shadow Broker, starting with my adopted son's (Grunt) hilarious inability to spell, not to mention his misuse of the Extranet;

Asari Confessions 26: True Blue..... Really Grunt?! Did I not teach you better?

Plus, he must have thought that "Tyrannosaurus" was another Krogan Clan: He searched for Tyrannosaurus Wrex.

 

Jacob thinks Old Yeller is a great movie to exercise to?!

 

 

And after going through my crew, I would ask TIM why he had a sexual liaison with an Asari Matriarch (twice in one week).

 

[DeinonSlayer]

Did someone say "fibroid?"

[Excella Gionne]

Derail? What? When was the last time you posted this?

[TheMyron]

@Excella: Long ago.

 

Anyway, go look up the Shadow Broker info on the Mass Effect Wiki if you need a mind refresher.

[ImaginaryMatter]

I did enjoy Grunt reading The Old Man and the Sea and all his extranet searches.

[Excella Gionne]

I did enjoy Grunt reading The Old Man and the Sea and all his extranet searches.

Sounds pretty... fatherly. Looks like he was missing a father figure. That was my interpretation of it.

[Larry-3]

Miranda searching the net for images of my Shepard... twice. It almost made me want to romance her again... almost.

[teh DRUMPf!!]

 Hackett's e-mail response to an Alliance major requesting Shepard's arrest. Always liked that SOB.

[jtav]

Thane's letter. Not cool, really, but I swooned.

[SporkFu]

Legion playing MP.

[teh DRUMPf!!]

Legion playing MP.

 

I am trying to imagine what on Earth he could have said that would have gotten him in trouble for taunting.

 

"Your skill is severely inadequate for this task" - ??

[SporkFu]

I am trying to imagine what on Earth he could have said that would have gotten him in trouble for taunting.

"Your skill is severely inadequate for this task" - ??

Every time he racked up one of his 200,000+ headshots, he said, "Your cover heuristics lack an expert system. We question your judgment."

[Excella Gionne]

Legion playing MP.

I believe it was N7 Infiltr0r, was it?

[TheMyron]

The picture that comes to my head is so cute: "Tiny Wittle Grunt" typing on the computer looking up dinosaurs and then looking up sharks right after reading Old Man and the Sea.

 

He really seems to have a thing for Earnest Hemingway; reading 100% of every book except for (LOL) Farwell To Arms.

 

Still he did download something rather... inappropriate.  (Asari Confessions 26: True Blue)

 

Can someone tell me, what would be the proper way to punish an adopted teenage Krogan son for downloading inappropriate movies and videos?

[SporkFu]

I believe it was N7 Infiltr0r, was it?

Something like that, yeah. I'm on my phone right now, so can't look it up.

[Excella Gionne]

Something like that, yeah. I'm on my phone right now, so can't look it up.

It's hard for me to use my phones because of my acrylic nails.

[SporkFu]

It's hard for me to use my phones because of my acrylic nails.

It was: Infiltrait0rN7 ... Hmm, interesting spelling on the name. 

[RanetheViking]

Legion taunting other players was pretty funny. 

 

Grunt searching for dinosaurs and sharks.

 

Mordin and Kirrahe calling each other 'cloaca'.

 

And everyone watching Vaenia and reading Asari Confessions.

[Excella Gionne]

It was: Infiltrait0rN7 ... Hmm, interesting spelling on the name. 

I'm more surprised that he isn't the top player. And that name... is that foreshadowing?

[SporkFu]

I'm more surprised that he isn't the top player. And that name... is that foreshadowing?

Gamer Profile for Infiltrait0rN7

 

Galaxy of Fantasy:

Most Used Character: John Smith, Level 612 Ardat-Yakshi Necromancer

Group Affiliation: N/A

Most Recent Boss Defeated: K'l'rh, Rachni Blood Wizard

Awards:

- Best Supporter/Healer (Event: Scourge of the Thresher Dragon)

- Best Unit Efficiency (Event: Return of the Cyber-Protheans)

- Winner (Event: Crystal Genophage Elimination Platinum)

Infractions:

- Suspected use of VI play assistance (direct control of twenty-seven pets without use of behavior macros); challenged and overturned

- Suspected use of VI play assistance (reaction time better than possible for organics); challenged and overturned

- Suspected use of hacking for direct server access (tactics better than possible without knowledge of underlying code behavior); challenged and overturned

- Unsportsmanlike behavior (taunting during Crystal Genophage Elimination Platinum); accepted 3-day account suspension

 

N7 Code of Honor: Medal of Duty:

Player Score: 15,999,999,999 (max)

Most Preferred Class: Sniper

Least Preferred Class: Melee

Sniper Rifle Kills: 200,917 since last server reset

Shotgun Kills: 3

 

Grim Terminus Alliance:

Award: Abolitionist (Complete full playthrough without any slave kills, free all slaves encountered)

Award: Cure for What Ails You (Kill 100+ quarians)

 

Geth Attack: Eden Prime Fundraising Edition:

Donation Level: Ultra Platinum

Player Score: 0 (Purchased but not played)

 

Fleet and Flotilla: Interactive Cross-Species Relationship Simulator:

"Based on the Bestselling Vid!"

Playtime: 75 hours, 6 minutes

Player Score: 15 (Hopeless)

 

 

 

[ZipZap2000]

Those shadow broker terminals had me questioning why Shep would even want some of these people as his friends.

 

OP

 

Atheyta wins head butting competition.

 

Atheyta wins Volus toss event (What they hell did he say?).

 

And Kalisah's greatest hits (literally).

[TheMyron]

LOL at "Kalisah's greatest hits".

 

 

Those step-by-step instructions on how to snap an Asari's neck do make me want to kill Thane.

[Arcian]

 

Gamer Profile for Infiltrait0rN7

 

Galaxy of Fantasy:

Most Used Character: John Smith, Level 612 Ardat-Yakshi Necromancer

Group Affiliation: N/A

Most Recent Boss Defeated: K'l'rh, Rachni Blood Wizard

Awards:

- Best Supporter/Healer (Event: Scourge of the Thresher Dragon)

- Best Unit Efficiency (Event: Return of the Cyber-Protheans)

- Winner (Event: Crystal Genophage Elimination Platinum)

Infractions:

- Suspected use of VI play assistance (direct control of twenty-seven pets without use of behavior macros); challenged and overturned

- Suspected use of VI play assistance (reaction time better than possible for organics); challenged and overturned

- Suspected use of hacking for direct server access (tactics better than possible without knowledge of underlying code behavior); challenged and overturned

- Unsportsmanlike behavior (taunting during Crystal Genophage Elimination Platinum); accepted 3-day account suspension

 

N7 Code of Honor: Medal of Duty:

Player Score: 15,999,999,999 (max)

Most Preferred Class: Sniper

Least Preferred Class: Melee

Sniper Rifle Kills: 200,917 since last server reset

Shotgun Kills: 3

Every time.

 

[Farangbaa]

Please do not derail?

 

The cycle will continue. After a bit of Quarians vs Geth, some Liara bashing, ending talk and some genophage 'would you cure it?', a mod will step in and the cycle has been completed, but it exists only because they allow it, and is strengthened by making us use their technology.

 

They cannot be defeated conventionally.

 

So be it.

[ZipZap2000]

@psychevore can we make comments about synthesis and IT to speed up the cycle? Or do we have to evolve along the paths they desire?