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Actually, the original got derailed because people could not shut up about Miranda's being a **** in attempts to become a single-mom.

 

Anyway, does anyone think its a coincidence that Asari Confessions is one of Jacob's favorite movies to exercise to, while at the same time, one of his most common exercises is the Squat Thrust?



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I am trying to imagine what on Earth he could have said that would have gotten him in trouble for taunting.

 

"Your skill is severely inadequate for this task" - ??

Probably macro-teabagging.


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I liked Samara landing on Earth in, what was it, the 16th century?


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Too bad there is zero information on Liara and Ashley; I wonder what they have been doing in their spare time...



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Too bad there is zero information on Liara and Ashley; I wonder what they have been doing in their spare time...

 

Given Ashley's super speedy climb up the Alliance command totem pole, she probably had been doing nothing but boring studying and wasn't of much interest (unless she was climbing up an Alliance commander's totem pole?). As for Liara I guess all that stuff was covered in a comic or something.


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Where was it said that Samara arrived on Earth in the 16th century?



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It's still too bad Miranda is revealed to be barren; she does have the best body for child-producing.


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Where was it said that Samara arrived on Earth in the 16th century?

 

It wasn't.

 

That was originally intended for LotSB, but it was cut from the DLC. Samara's ship had something to do with affecting weather patterns that caused the defeat of the Spanish armada.

 

I'm not sure why it was cut, but if the reason was that the devs changed their mind about having one of the characters affect human history...I think it was a good decision. 



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It wasn't.

 

That was originally intended for LotSB, but it was cut from the DLC. Samara's ship had something to do with affecting weather patterns that caused the defeat of the Spanish armada.

 

I'm not sure why it was cut, but if the reason was that the devs changed their mind about having one of the characters affect human history...I think it was a good decision. 

 

It would also mess up the lore for the First Contact War if it turned out the Council species knew about Earth.


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Wow, Garrus murdered a Quarian by making him sick,... this is one of those things that I was determined/eager to discuss over with said squadmate.



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And after going through my crew, I would ask TIM why he had a sexual liaison with an Asari Matriarch (twice in one week).

That rack?



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But I thought he (TIM) was anti-Asari.



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No that is the strange part about cerberus they aren't anti-alien just pro-human if they can work with aliens to benefit humanity they will see ME2 for that and perhaps TIM sees the benefits of an Asari Matriarch loving him. Or it was done to make his look like the chauvinistic bastard that his personality is supposed to be think Tony Stark pre Iron Man.



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But I thought he (TIM) was anti-Asari.

 

I think he is more of a human nationalist than an outright racist. Cerberus tends to attract a lot of humans who hate aliens (Kai Leng for example), but if I remember correctly I don't believe TIM is ever given any racist dialogue either in the games or the books or comics.


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I am trying to imagine what on Earth he could have said that would have gotten him in trouble for taunting.

 

"Your skill is severely inadequate for this task" - ??

"Your mother's biomass is so significant her proximity perturbs the planetary orbits of every star system she visits."



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Actually, the original got derailed because people could not shut up about Miranda's being a **** in attempts to become a single-mom.

 

Love the loaded language. Women aren't allowed to be sexual. We get it.

 

Word of the writer for the SB Dossier was that Miranda was not trying to get pregnant at the time of the flings.

 

I'll try to find the source. It's in one of the old groups, I know that. It comes from a twitter post.


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It's still too bad Miranda is revealed to be barren; she does have the best body for child-producing.

 

Eh, it's probably easily reversable. I mean, the cause of her infertility is actually quite curable even by today's medicine. 

 

As well, Miranda is the person who brought Shepard back from death. I'm sure that if she really wanted too, she could create a cure for herself.

 

Also, I don't understand the preoccupation with having sex with a woman, but then being repulsed when you learn she might never be able to have children. Seems kind of hypocritical in our modern age.



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But I thought he (TIM) was anti-Asari.

 

No, he's not anti-alien at all. 


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I never even connected Miranda's extranet dating with the doctors message. I thought it was just for hobby.

 

But you know: genetically engineered übermenschen being sterile is probably a wise containment procedure: if they were to just multiply and multiply they could squash ordinary races out of existence. Especially when some of them are not such friendly altruistic people persons like Miranda :D

 

Anyway, I liked Mordins files, to find out that his horn was bitten off by a female Krogan, whom he then killed with a pitchfork. Everything Mordin related always turns out loony. :D



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I never even connected Miranda's extranet dating with the doctors message. I thought it was just for hobby.

 

But you know: genetically engineered übermenschen being sterile is probably a wise containment procedure: if they were to just multiply and multiply they could squash ordinary races out of existence. Especially when some of them are not such friendly altruistic people persons like Miranda :D

 

Anyway, I liked Mordins files, to find out that his horn was bitten off by a female Krogan, whom he then killed with a pitchfork. Everything Mordin related always turns out loony. :D

 

Hell, think of the offspring of a Shepard like mine and Miranda.

 

****** sapiens superior. 

 

My Shep and Miranda end up with twins. Identical girls who are identical to their mother.


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TIM is a xenoracist. But he's a high-functioning xenoracist. He dislikes aliens and he wants humans to be on top militarily, economically, culturally, and politically. And he wants to be in charge of humanity, behind the scenes.

 

The whole 'liason with the Asari' thing.. it's a transaction. He's getting something out of it personally, and he's manipulating the Matriarch in some way. TIM has multiple layers of plotting and plans in action.

 

Just look at the whole game of Mass Effect 2. He's conspiring with the Collectors to give them Shepard, while at the same time using Shepard to thwart the Collectors. That attack in the first few minutes of the game? Who do you think leaked the Normandy's patrol routes and operational area to the Collectors?

 

Each time he tips the Collectors off, he gets a piece of their tech. So that in the end, even if Shepard denies him the Collector base, he's got something to show for the effort AND working duplicates of the Reaper IFF so that he can have his ships pass through Omega-4 safely to loot the remains of the base.

 

He's in control of himself enough that he doesn't feel the need to spout crap to make himself feel better about it. 



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TIM is a xenoracist. But he's a high-functioning xenoracist. He dislikes aliens and he wants humans to be on top militarily, economically, culturally, and politically. And he wants to be in charge of humanity, behind the scenes.

 

The whole 'liason with the Asari' thing.. it's a transaction. He's getting something out of it personally, and he's manipulating the Matriarch in some way. TIM has multiple layers of plotting and plans in action.

 

Just look at the whole game of Mass Effect 2. He's conspiring with the Collectors to give them Shepard, while at the same time using Shepard to thwart the Collectors. That attack in the first few minutes of the game? Who do you think leaked the Normandy's patrol routes and operational area to the Collectors?

 

Each time he tips the Collectors off, he gets a piece of their tech. So that in the end, even if Shepard denies him the Collector base, he's got something to show for the effort AND working duplicates of the Reaper IFF so that he can have his ships pass through Omega-4 safely to loot the remains of the base.

 

He's in control of himself enough that he doesn't feel the need to spout crap to make himself feel better about it. 

 

Nice headcanon there.


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*Clears throat* Actually, I just now read the SB files concerning Mordin on the ME wiki page.

 

It was a "Weyrloc guard" that injured him, and Mordin killed with a pitchfork. How you think it was female Krogan is beyond me.



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Sounds pretty... fatherly. Looks like he was missing a father figure. That was my interpretation of it.

Have you read the book? It's a story about an old fisherman who overcomes great challenges while out at sea, including fighting off a bunch of sharks with a makeshift harpoon.

Since Grunt also searched for sharks, and the story was written by Hemingway (a notorious badass) and about a topic and story which is also badass, I interpreted it as Grunt was merely searching for stories of great battles and beasts - both of which he considers to be badass.

But I guess the old man was a bit of a father figure in the story too. Still though...pretty sure Grunt just liked sharks.
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Love the loaded language. Women aren't allowed to be sexual. We get it.

Word of the writer for the SB Dossier was that Miranda was not trying to get pregnant at the time of the flings.

I'll try to find the source. It's in one of the old groups, I know that. It comes from a twitter post.


Yeah, I agree - I dont see how anyone could interpret it as an attempt to get pregnant. I interpreted it as that she is a career driven woman with a sex drive but no time for a real relationship. I actually admired her character for it. I dont understand the conservative preoccupation with making sex taboo. This is 2015 for Christsakes (no offense God).

By the way, if you are the same God that runs the facebook group and not a wannabe knockoff...I'm a big fan. Great humor. Much hilarity. Wow. Praise be to You.