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[Lenimph]

It's just not fair that everyone Warden could be with is off limits to the inquisitor. Warden gets the romantic kinky red head, the wild witch, the soft doofball, the elf version of puss and boots, that random bar wench, a bunch of sex workers and then the real prize of the pearl, dat nug. About ten years have passed at the time of the inquisition since the events in DA:O and surely the years have changed our hairless little friend. Maybe our little cassanova is ready to settle down with a nice mate like Schmooples. Or maybe only the inquisitor can give the crazy animal the home it seeks. Such little time takes place in Origins anyway that the warden never even really got to know them anyway. 

 

They really should just make a DLC that makes everyone a romance. After all the inquisitor is the real chosen one while the Warden was just a figure of circumstance that will only remain of historical importance among ancient tales of the Wardens, while the Inquisitor will change history forever!

 

Viva la romance!

[Zjarcal]

I want a nug in boots tbh, will pay top dollar for that.

 

Down with race gating, support nug love today!

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

Yeah, well, maybe that nug just isn't attracted to the Inquisitor, huh? Ever thought of that? Bet not. 

[Warden Commander Aeducan]

Because a religious and holy prophet figure, a person who will change the world must be able to sleep with everyone.

[CrimsonN7]

I want a nug in boots tbh, will pay top dollar for that.

 

Down with race gating, support nug love today!

 

Dat nug is race gated against dwarfs tho, hella racist tbh dem lil bunnypigs.

[Br3admax]

I want a bisexual nug for every member of the party. To be fair and more represented. 

[Zjarcal]

Dat nug is race gated against dwarfs tho, hella racist tbh dem lil bunnypigs.

 

I can't blame em though. 

[Lenimph]

Yeah, well, maybe that nug just isn't attracted to the Inquisitor, huh? Ever thought of that? Bet not. 

That's stupid the warden can't even talk 

 

Because a religious and holy prophet figure, a person who will change the world must be able to sleep with everyone.

 

How else are they going to start a religion of endless love that celebrates the summer solstice with blood magic orgies?

[Eri]

Kinda disturbing how quickly this thread turned to talk of nug humping, tbh.

[Lenimph]

I ain't going to lie though. I don't like the nug's facial features. They could be tweaked. And the pink isn't dark enough.

I liked some of the remodels in Heros but I don't think the DA team would actually implement them in DA:I cuz they obessed with making ugly LI's 

 

They seriously lost their touch since DA:O

[GenericEnemy]

Came in here expecting seriousness. I had a long response ready and everything. 

[Warden Commander Aeducan]

How else are they going to start a religion of endless love that celebrates the summer solstice with blood magic orgies?

It doesn't sound that bad blood magic orgies involve a lot of desire demons. We also need to reform the Chantry from the inside now all the corner of Thedas shall worship Nug instead of Maker. Nug is Love, Nug is Life.

[Magdalena11]

@ Lenimph - very cute.  I can sense a nug that knows where it's appreciated.  It's even got pretty feet.  It can be quite disabling in combat, able to emit high-pitched shrieks that disorient its foes and cause them to attack the nearest creature, friend and foe alike.  Allies are at a -5 penalty to mental resistance because letting the beast in the party seemed like a cute, harmless idea at the time.  It does have elemental susceptibility to ketchup.

[Sifr]

 

That's stupid the warden can't even talk 

 

Gordon Freeman / Chell semi-confirmed romance DLC!

 

(Still more likely to happen sooner than Half Life 3)

[DarthLaxian]

Because a religious and holy prophet figure, a person who will change the world must be able to sleep with everyone.

 

Of course - what's the point of being a prophet if you can't take anyone you want to bed? ^^

 

Seriously though, I would support a DLC that unlocks more characters (like Morrigan and Leliana) for romances - because, let's face it:

 

The warden is GONE - at least he/she was in DA2 (Cassandra says as much) and him/her expecting a past LI to hold out for their return (carrying the torch for over a decade) is just wrong (and cruel - none of my wardens would do such a thing or expect that...who does needs to have their head examined IMHO...yes I know some people head-canon the warden being with their LI, but they can continue that - even if Leliana and Morrigan etc. are romancable, because those romances would remain (like all other romances) optional content (even more if it is DLC...you don't need to buy that!))

 

greetings LAX

ps: A nug you say? - No, I'd rather have Ser Pounce-a-lot ^^

[GenericEnemy]

(carrying the torch for over a decade) 

 

They haven't even been gone for a decade

[Basement Cat]

I was worried when i saw the thread title, but then I saw who started it. 

 

And everyone is always going on about the cute nugs. What about the noble Halla? The fierce Bronto? They need love too!

[TheKomandorShepard]

Leliana and Morrigan won't be li pretty much they said that to us long time ago when they said they don't want previous romances in game but to be honest i would prefer that some li's move (not necessarily as inq li) like morrigan , leliana , zevran and isabela i wouldn't have sense they would stay loyal morrigan opinion never held relationship should restrain other person save her restraining others , leliana is a bard and isabela well she doesn't have problem with this even in da zevran well he had same opinion that morrigan had about relationship.

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

Leliana and Morrigan won't be li pretty much they said that to us long time ago when they said they don't want previous romances in game but to be honest i would prefer that some li's move (not necessarily as inq li) like morrigan , leliana , zevran and isabela i wouldn't have sense they would stay loyal morrigan opinion never held relationship should restrain other person save her restraining others , leliana is a bard and isabela well she doesn't have problem with this even in da zevran well he had same opinion that morrigan had about relationship.

 

I think you need to check your sarcasm detector, it might be defective. There's usually a warranty on 'em. :S

[TheKomandorShepard]

I think you need to check your sarcasm detector, it might be defective. There's usually a warranty on 'em. :S

hm?

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

hm?

 

Spoiler

 

>satire thread about nug love

>srs post

 

[TheKomandorShepard]

Spoiler

 

>satire thread about nug love

>srs post

 

I wasn't talking about nugs...

 

I was talking about previous li not being li in this game and thet devs should put more realism into that.

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

And that right there, is the problem.