I'm a Cheetah.

Well, I did cheat on my College Algebra course...
I'm a Cheetah.

Well, I did cheat on my College Algebra course...
Eagle, powerful, majestic, and devoted. Yes, yes thats totally me.
(really)

Eagle, powerful, majestic, and devoted. Yes, yes thats totally me.
I am terrified of Eagles and I have a story that will hopefully get a couple of laughs out of you.
One time a friend and I was on a school field trip at the zoo(it was for drawing class and during our senior year of High School) we saw an eagle poop and started laughing at it, because it sprayed out. It turned, pointed itself at us and sprayed poo at where we were standing, thankfully we moved out of the way in time, but it did completely change my perception of Eagles. Eagles are cunning and they do not like to be laughed at, they will go to great lengths to attempt to get even.
Beware Eagles ![]()
Rocket Racoon.

I am terrified of Eagles and I have a story that will hopefully get a couple of laughs out of you.
One time a friend and I was on a school field trip at the zoo(it was for drawing class and during our senior year of High School) we saw an eagle poop and started laughing at it, because it sprayed out. It turned, pointed itself at us and sprayed poo at where we were standing, thankfully we moved out of the way in time, but it did completely change my perception of Eagles. Eagles are cunning and they do not like to be laughed at, they will go to great lengths to attempt to get even.
Beware Eagles
wow almost 90% accurate nice
i was a marmot ![]()

aww im adorable ![]()
Marmots are dumb, filthy and scream a lot?
Joke.
oh god how can it be this accurate : /
im a saint stuck in a super model body ![]()
Rocket Racoon.
Don't know why exactly, but I'm about 12% sure that I like you a lot. ![]()
hmm no cats yet?
ocelots and cheetah don't count
Mine is the yak apparently.

A goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus.
Deer?
"The Deer is the biggest gossip of the Primal Zodiac - they love to talk about everyone and everything that is going on around them. They have no ill will in spreading rumors, they simply love to share the latest news with everyone possible. This sometimes gets them into trouble with more private types, but if this happens Deers will stop at nothing to make things right."
The exact opposite of me, I'm introverted in real, I keep things private and don't like talking much. I value peace and hate gossip.
Astrology, what nonsense.
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I'm a ****** squid.
A squid...
I eat those.
Half accurate. I'm not loyal or dedicated to anybody but myself.
I'm not charming at all. In fact, I don't really go for charm.
I am a loner. Just not cheerless.
Good career options for Squids include: Doctor, Researcher, Scientist, Lab Tech, Veterinarian, Surgeon, and Detective.
Doctor? I don't know where my ****** appendix is.
And Dolphin?
Dolphins are lovable
More like a thorny bush.
I didn't think to read the description the first time, I just read it and I agree with parts of it. Especially this:Cheetah can boast a strong predisposition to all things artistic and intellectual, but in exchange for these gifts they often sacrifice social skills. Relationships are not their strong points, and Cheetahs often have a hard time finding their place among other groups of people.
I am a Gecko.. Anyone want some renter's insurance?
I'm apparently a Swordfish.
Ah well, at least I'm not a Sloth.
Hey mun don't knock the Sloth, I will mess you up!

Shih Tzu
Astrology, what nonsense.
It is a known fact that Novemberians (Scorpios) are awesome. ![]()
I got snail.
http://www.primalast....com/snail.html
Be gone you vermin!

Apparently I am a rattlesnake.
The funny thing though is that the little personality dossier by large reads like an antithesis of my personality. Me and hard work? AHAHAHAHAHAno.