Dorian's romance will make you feel all safe and comfy until a random arrow shaves half his mustache and for the rest of the game you're left with a half cheery, half moody Dorian, his mood randomly swinging depending on which side you're staring.
The effect will apply from behind too, so make sure you stare at the proper ass cheek when admiring his bum.
Right cheek is Fenris, Left cheek Merrill?
Who's the a-hole then?
Spoiler
That IS a tragedy.
Right cheek is Fenris, Left cheek Merrill?
Dat is correct, though spanking may turn the Merrill cheek into a rival Merrill.
*drops cig in shock* no zaku keep that 8feet away we still have 2pages til you can try and put this out lol*looks at gas jug in hand* You mean gasoline won't put out fire?
Dat is correct, though spanking may turn the Merrill cheek into a rival Merrill.
If you're trying to make me not hit the booty, you're FAILING.
Like I have said in a different thread, when you boil it down only two male LI's are arguably asthetically attractive to women gamers. Cullen and Blackwall (?He's not personally the most attractive to me, but to some he is)
Now, before I get bashed about this.
Some Men say that Cassandra and Josephine are not aesthetically attractive and they do not like having only 2 options for female LI's.
Women have 3 male LI's for straight female gamers, Cullen, Solas, and Iron Bull. 2 in which may not be aesthetically pleasing to some (Solas, and IB) and that leaves Cullen with the bag. But he is race-gated and not all girls love Cullen or do not agree with what he has done in the past 2 games, myself included.
Solas is also Race-gated and whatever rep he had with any women who had Dwarf, Qunari, Human or Male inquisitors who wanted to romance him are gone. Or at least not going to romance him first because they wanted to play as a certain race.
Beauty is different to each person, so I'm not speaking for all Women or all Men
but c'mon... if you want to romance a certain character suck it up and play as the opposite gender.
EDIT: 4 male LI's for straight female gamers, Cullen, Blackwall, Solas and IB.
This is where I am. I have so many options that I'm concerned I won't do enough playthroughs to experience them all.
Same here, there are a lot of great options to choose from.
Like I have said in a different thread, when you boil it down only two male LI's are arguably asthetically attractive to women gamers. Cullen and Blackwall (?He's not personally the most attractive to me, but to some he is)
Now, before I get bashed about this.
Some Men say that Cassandra and Josephine are not aesthetically attractive and they do not like having only 2 options for female LI's.
Women have 3 male LI's for straight female gamers, Cullen, Solas, and Iron Bull. 2 in which may not be aesthetically pleasing to some (Solas, and IB) and that leaves Cullen with the bag. But he is race-gated and not all girls love Cullen or do not agree with what he has done in the past 2 games, myself included.
Solas is also Race-gated and whatever rep he had with any women who had Dwarf, Qunari, Human or Male inquisitors who wanted to romance him are gone. Or at least not going to romance him first because they wanted to play as a certain race.
Beauty is different to each person, so I'm not speaking for all Women or all Men
but c'mon... if you want to romance a certain character suck it up and play as the opposite gender.
Straight females have 4. You forgot Blackwall.
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I can't say I really care about lopsidedness. It's always been that way. Only this time, not in the male's favor (slightly).
I'm a male btw.. been a BW fan for years. Still am.
Straight females have 4. You forgot Blackwall.
He is so forgettable. 
He is so forgettable.
Bite your tongue.
You just gotta let him master your taint. Just let it happen.
I may love him when I get to talk to him in the game, but there hasn't been much on the character that draws me to him.
that is a problem. no PC should have more options than a man. I demand a nerf on female inquisitors!
male should have AT LEAST 2 additonal options over others.
Make them Dwarf and Kossith/Qunari just to parallel Cullen and Solas right? A female Kossith who only wants Kossith or Dwarves, and a Female Dwarf who only wants a Dwarf man.
Make them Dwarf and Kossith/Qunari just to parallel Cullen and Solas right? A female Kossith who only wants Kossith or Dwarves, and a Female Dwarf who only wants a Dwarf man.
sounds good to me. lets make it happen
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EDIT: 4 male LI's for straight female gamers, Cullen, Blackwall, Solas and IB.
No.
4 male love interests for straight female inquisitors. Some straight female gamers prefer to role play as males, lesbians, etc. And some straight males prefer to role play as straight female heroes.
Sorry but I had to clarify.
There was no need to clarify, I already recognized that people usually roll a different gender to roleplay a certain LI choice. 
No offense intended.
There was no need to clarify, I already recognized that people usually roll a different gender to roleplay a certain LI choice.
oh okay, I see what you are saying, my mistake. Yes. Inquisitor's not gamers.
Sorry 
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There was no need to clarify, I already recognized that people usually roll a different gender to roleplay a certain LI choice.
And only two versions of straight female inquisitors
Bad wording guys, no offense meant. 
I may love him when I get to talk to him in the game, but there hasn't been much on the character that draws me to him.
Hmm, can I interest you in a gay elf? Sure it's a woman but hey all the bi girls are doin it.
Hmm, can I interest you in a gay elf? Sure it's a woman but hey all the bi girls are doin it.
I raise you one gay elf and add Josephine.
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