I grew up on a farm in rural Alaska with a three legged goat as a baby sitter when I was very small, and then a succession of large, happy dogs. The amount of adventure I went on in the forests surrounding my house was ridiculous. And I know how lucky I was. XD
...Some research indicates Rhiannon had a shield, so apparently I always wanted to be the tank...
Inquizikids is PROBABLY beyond my marginal tablet skills.
Hmm. Anyway, yeah, I was an adorable kid, but my inner child probably isn't the last word on armor designs. For one thing, she wouldn't have the patience to design armor. She'd be tearing off into the hills to go find bears.
Edit: Omigawd, Hawke's butt, brb, loling forever.
Someone needs to create Inquizikids for me, lol. 
She just needs a personal metalsmith to design her armour while she goes to hunt bears. It's the spirit of your inner child that's the key! 
My inner child would wear robes out of chainmail (seriously, I saw the enchanter mail in some of these DAI vids and I literally was so ridiculously happy). He'd be brown in skin colour, black of hair, like me. And he'd fight with a trident that could double as a staff.... or maybe a staff-sword. And have a doggy... with grey fur. And he'd want friends so.... 
My inner teenager would want the same things, although the robes would have to be a mix of cloth and mail as he learned how heavy chain is, or maybe a cloth robe with a metal breastplate. And he'd want a knight in shining armour of a boyfriend and companion. And the dog. Go figure.
EDIT: Hairy man-butt is never a bad thing
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This armor looks kinda badass

This is from the new Dracula Untold movie right? Yeah, I think it's supposed to be 'leather looking', but it seems PVC, and all the etched detailing is so deep it'd probably end up hurting the structural integrity.
ANYWAY. I am male. I have testosterone. I like sex. The big thing for me is "skimpy armour" isn't sexy to me. It's ridiculous. Sexy, to me, is having your man or woman strip out of their armour for you. And then, returning the show. And then... erm *cough*.
But even that belongs in a castle in one's private quarters. Out in the field, sexy holds no place to me. No place at all. That's why the teenager me up there wants a boyfriend AND companion, as the companionship while adventuring IS the fun part. The story IS the fun part. The lore hounding IS the fun part. Sexy belongs in my quarters, especially because it becomes special that way. If everyone walked around half nude, the joy of sensuality would loose all value to me.
Modifié par Lieutenant Kurin, 08 octobre 2014 - 07:15 .