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[Lady Artifice]

who doesnt want a monkey... look at me im adorable * puppy eyes*

Oh, indeed. I imagine you and that particular monkey would get along splendidly.

[raging_monkey]

Orlesians also make for great sacrifices to Dumat. I do thoroughly enjoy hearing them plead for their lives in those atrociously silly accents of theirs. *mocks an orlesian accent* Maykair, pleaze seve me. *laughs hysterically* Dumat certainly has a sense of humor, he gives us Orlesians.

you want a sense of humour talk to my mother lol

Oh, indeed. I imagine you and that particular monkey would get along splendidly.

* flings poo at templar captive* you have no idea XD

[lordsaren101]

I wondered how long till we saw the flinging of dung.

[Uccio]

Did I just walk into a orlesian party, or why is there poop flying in the air?

[raging_monkey]

I wondered how long till we saw the flinging of dung.

Did I just walk into a orlesian party, or why is there poop flying in the air?

its a party celebrating pur victory against the templars * templar prisoners march to auction house*

[Master Warder Z_]

Did I just walk into a orlesian party

 

Hardly; there would actually be civility, pomp and style.

 

Honestly for a culture that embraces a knock off rome; you sure lack the style of the empire.

[raging_monkey]

Hardly; there would actually be civility, pomp and style.
 
Honestly for a culture that embraces a knock off rome; you sure lack the style of the empire.

* dresses in toga and does shimi* better lol

[Master Warder Z_]

I'm sorry there isn't as much rib-shanking in the defense of style going on like Orlais. I mean we can't all go bankrupt paying bards to assassinate someone because they're clothes weren't matching their shoes. 

 

Well maybe you could instead focus on buildings that aren't near to collapse because they were constructed a thousand years ago.

 

Oh maybe, just maybe instead of importing more slaves then you have citizens you could throw that money at actually making your nation not a cesspool.

 

Honestly at least in Orlais you don't have people dumping their chamber pots into the street...no civility at all.

[Tevinter Rose]

Tevinter is the most stylish country in Thedas.

[Br3admax]

Orgy with Celene might solidify a political alliance. Don't knock it 'til you try it, 

[Tevinter Soldier]

Hardly; there would actually be civility, pomp and style.

 

Honestly for a culture that embraces a knock off rome; you sure lack the style of the empire.

 

I'm sorry i couldn't hear you over the sound of Orlais being torn apart by civil war.

 

also i've vomited more things less hideous than what orliasians call "style" 

[Master Warder Z_]

No. You just have the peasantry ready to burn down the country because the nobles are too busy having orgies.

 

Err no.

 

The only known revolt in modern Orlais was that very failed one in the Dales, the conflict you have going on now appears to be Celene and Gaspard's forces killing each other over the province while those freemen mercenary fellows pillage and cause havoc, that's what i was able to glean about the ongoing Orlesian situation anyway.

 

In so far as the Dales anyway.

 

So no, You have a civil war that was caused by the two most powerful nobles in the country, not popular uprising or any such bull****.

[The Baconer]

The Freemen aren't mercenaries, they're deserters from the Civil War.

[Lulupab]

That's because people who want to revolt are given stinky cheeses 

[Master Warder Z_]

The Freemen aren't mercenaries, they're deserters from the Civil War.

 

Privateers, Mercenaries, Deserters whatever you want to call them.

[raging_monkey]

Orgies in tevinter? Love this country lol

[The Baconer]

Privateers, Mercenaries, Deserters whatever you want to call them.

 

The implications are not the same.

[Master Warder Z_]

Orgies in tevinter? Love this country lol

 

Actually that was directed towards Orlais.

[Master Warder Z_]

The implications are not the same.

 

They fight for no flag so they seem similar enough to me.

 

A wandering band of soldiers that fight for coin and not flag, what are they but not mercenaries?

 

Their cause is irrelevant to their labeling, not their actions.

[Uccio]

Well maybe you could instead focus on buildings that aren't near to collapse because they were constructed a thousand years ago.

 

Or maybe it is because Imperium knows how to make buildings that last.

[Br3admax]

 

They fight for no flag so they seem similar enough to me.

 

A wandering band of soldiers that fight for coin and not flag, what are they but not mercenaries?

 

Their cause is irrelevant to their labeling, not their actions.

 

Brigands?

[Master Warder Z_]

Or maybe it is because Imperium knows how to make buildings that last.

 

Yeah say that after lightly kicking a few of them.

 

See if the mortar that turned to dust a few centuries ago doesn't just fall apart completely and the building collapses.

[raging_monkey]

Actually that was directed towards Orlais.

*puts robe back on* damn never get a break