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[Warden Majere]

Well ladis and gents i shall retire for the eve have fun RPing ill catch up

Farewell, and may Lusacan guard you through the night.

[Lady Artifice]

Ridiculous!
It's glorious!

He looks like a gold lacquered nutcracker with a slightly shrunken upper body and a VERY shrunken head, and Andraste's face shoved just above his crotch.

It is odious. The whole of Thedas is uglier due to the existence of that armor, and the cretin who designed it should be dropped into the previously mentioned gladiatorial matches against the female Qunari slave to face the wrath of Tevinter. She can crush that plumed mask/helmet before she crushes him.

In the same way that Tevinter could crush Orlais beneath the heel of its fashionably far superior boot.

[herkles]

 

Orlais fashion is hideous here's another example spoiler tagged to protect the innocent 

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To be fair, as Orlais draws insperation from France of the french renassiance, this is kind of par for the course for its style of fashion. I even did a post before comparing it to the actual history. Large ruffs are one of the things of fashion of that era and some look even more silly IMO then this one.

 

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[Master Warder Z_]

In the same way that Tevinter could crush Orlais beneath the heel of its fashionably far superior boot.

*snorts*

At their height of power Maybe.

[lordsaren101]

Orlesians are more co n tent at making love with their faces rather than excelling in war. Tevinter is the true power of Thedas.

[raging_monkey]

Orlesians are more co n tent at making love with their faces rather than excelling in war. Tevinter is the true power of Thedas.

ohh your dirty... haha perhaps we should "help" them with that...

[lordsaren101]

Im openly debauched...but ewww, I have no idea where those Orlesians have been...swap that with slave girls and lets party.

[raging_monkey]

But there may be good uses for their skulls * shows goblet fashion from tarem*... dont judge me

[lordsaren101]

That Orlesian skull chalice is more useful than it ever was in life.

[raging_monkey]

That Orlesian skull chalice is more useful than it ever was in life.

he was rivaini... no a monster that tortured his countrymen and those he swore to protect.. * throws goblet against wall shattering it* he doesnt deserve to be even tableware

[RobRam10]

The Venatori slave warrior armor is available to wear! Well its time to equip my warriors with some good ol' Tevinter steel.

[Tevinter Soldier]

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Saarebas, he want to live by the Qun, the true law.

 

*spits* you cows think that pathetic excuse for Magi can compare to power of a Tevinter Magister?

 

Ha! we faced you're kind before and perveilled sending you scurrying back to par vallen like the cud chewing scum you are.

 

the day you face a Magister is the day you truly understand the concept of a Saarabas you wish to educate, yet you haven't even scratched the surface the meaning of saarabas. I shall show you the true definition of a Dangerous *spits* Tthhhingggg.

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[raging_monkey]

Oh boy magister soldier is pissed* smokes kohl pipe*

[Red of Rivia]

*spits* you cows think that pathetic excuse for Magi can compare to power of a Tevinter Magister?

 

Ha! we faced you're kind before and perveilled sending you scurrying back to par vallen like the cud chewing scum you are.

 

the day you face a Magister is the day you truly understand the concept of a Saarabas you wish to educate, yet you haven't even scratched the surface of the concept of a saarabas. I shall show you the true definition of a Dangerous *spits* Tthhhingggg.

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But in the end,we win this battle against this blood mage,Tevinter will fall,as the horde of Qunaris will arrive.

[Tevinter Soldier]

But in the end,we win this battle against this blood mage,Tevinter will fall,as the horde of Qunaris will arrive.

 

Pitiful Qunari you may win a battle, but you will always lose the war. Minrathous is eternal, Tevinter will prevail!

[raging_monkey]

Pitiful Qunari you may win a battle, but you will always lose the war. Minrathous is eternal, Tevinter will prevail!

it took 4 marches to weaken us but yet we still prevail. Sure they may bloody us.. but we will kill all who threaten us

[lordsaren101]

Dumat will reign fire upon all enemies of Tevinter. The cows will burn. Glory to the empire!

[Master Warder Z_]

it took 4 marches to weaken us but yet we still prevail. Sure they may bloody us.. but we will kill all who threaten us

Besides the Qunari, Nevarrans, Orlesians, Fereldans and Marchers anyway.

[Tevinter Rose]

So apparently the Venatori torture Leliana with magic during the Redcliffe quest. 

edit: I wonder if the Venatori will just be enemies and not recruitable

[Master Warder Z_]

Orlesians are more co n tent at making love with their faces rather than excelling in war. Tevinter is the true power of Thedas.

Kudos you actually made me laugh out loud.

[RobRam10]

So apparently the Venatori torture Leliana with magic during the Redcliffe quest. 

Oh yes indeed. She better wear a mask afterwards.

[raging_monkey]

So apparently the Venatori torture Leliana with magic during the Redcliffe quest.

igood thing its avoidable lol some fans are on edge about it still

[Lady Artifice]

*snorts*
At their height of power Maybe.

GOOD one.

And MAYBE Orlais could stand a chance against the Imperium's might were your perspective rulers not too busy tearing their own Empire asunder as they bicker over the tattered remnants.

Perhaps you should donate all the saar-qamek you have lying around to one of THEM instead of indulging your infantile fantasy of sacking any part of Tevinter. You'll certainly speed their rise to victory. Of course all that will be left is a pile of ash for say...Lord Saren to spit on as he passes by.

Either way, the magisters can laugh as they watch the flames sputter out, whether those flames be amongst your pathetic ugly-garbed army outside Tevinter's walls or in Orlais.

YEAH, I think I'm getting the hang of this.

[lordsaren101]

GOOD one.
And MAYBE Orlais could stand a chance against the Imperium's might were your perspective rulers not too busy tearing their own Empire asunder as they bicker over the tattered remnants.
Perhaps you should donate all the saar-qamek you have lying around to one of THEM instead of indulging your infantile fantasy of sacking any part of Tevinter. You'll certainly speed their rise to victory. Of course all that will be left is a pile of ash for say...Lord Saren to spit on as he passes by.
Either way, the magisters can laugh as they watch the flames sputter out, whether those flames be amongst your pathetic ugly-garbed army outside Tevinter's walls or in Orlais.
YEAH, I think I'm getting the hang of this.

I couldnt have said it better myself. Dumat smiles upon you. The Imperium will crush all resistance.

[Red of Rivia]

Dumat is dead.Your dragon god only serves to feed Wardens and Reavers.